The police just raided the house of the Kiwi above you. What contraband did they find? -

DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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Jimmy Hoffa's preserved corpse, an ill-tempered parrot and some dude who refuses to speak, but plays the banjo really well.
 

Recoil

Tactical Autism Response Division
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478 Wilson volleyballs (recently reported missing from a local Dick's Sporting Goods) and 200+ stolen imported japanese video games, dating all the way back to the era of the Sega Saturn.
 

Pina Colada

The boobs are back in town
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Pirated SoundCloud mixtapes, four dozen capsule dispensers filled with plastic “gangsta” jewelry and “Lil’ Homies” toys, and a boxful of stolen KKKboy magazines.
 
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PL 001

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Robert Stack's corpse with a recording of the Unsolved Mysteries theme playing on a loop.
 
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