The police just raided the house of the Kiwi above you. What contraband did they find? -


Chose Wisely
True & Honest Fan
Jimmy Hoffa's preserved corpse, an ill-tempered parrot and some dude who refuses to speak, but plays the banjo really well.


Tactical Autism Response Division
True & Honest Fan
478 Wilson volleyballs (recently reported missing from a local Dick's Sporting Goods) and 200+ stolen imported japanese video games, dating all the way back to the era of the Sega Saturn.

Pina Colada

The boobs are back in town
True & Honest Fan
Pirated SoundCloud mixtapes, four dozen capsule dispensers filled with plastic “gangsta” jewelry and “Lil’ Homies” toys, and a boxful of stolen KKKboy magazines.

PL 001

Robert Stack's corpse with a recording of the Unsolved Mysteries theme playing on a loop.