The Polyamory Group - The Sex Fascists of Facebook

[Smutley]

Polyamory (n): the philosophy or state of being in love or romantically involved with more than one person at the same time.

At 18,000 members, Polyamory is the largest group on Facebook revolving around the subject of polyamory, free love, and open relationships. Discussions there range from relationship tips to fun meetups. This is despite the fact that the group is closed and is ruled with an iron fist by members who have never been in an open relationship, or are even in any relationships at all.

The Farms tends to throw around Social Justice as a catch all for people they don't like, but in this scenario it truly fits. A group dedicated to sexuality has such draconian and arbitrary rules for a designated safe space that even "liking" a post one of the mod team finds offensive will net you a ban. Weekly at least one public post is made decrying the oppressive nature of the moderators who, in return, ban the user, delete the post, and copy/paste it as an announcement for others to shun and harass them.

A quick breakdown of their rules:

• Keep posts on topic or be banned
• Cruising for hookups will get you banned
• Dan Savage is banned
• Add trigger warnings when asked or be banned
• Telling people trigger warnings are dumb will get you a ban
• Don't tell people you're leaving or you'll be banned
• Don't delete anything you post if someone else replied to it
• No seriously don't try to hook up with people or bann
• Polyamory has "no definition", defining it gets you banned
  • But "critical analysis" of our own idea of it is encouraged
• Something about face shots only being allowed in some threads
• Don't randomly talk to or friend other people or you will get banned
• Don't "stalk" others or you will get banned
• Don't take screenshots of this group because cheaters have rights
• Any post that doesn't meet "accessibility guidelines" will be edited or removed
• All images HAVE to have a written description
• All videos and audio HAVE to have a transcription
• Misgendering people results in a ban
• Pet names, and gender-based honorifics, result in bans too
• Never just call someone a first name. It's full name only, or threat of ban
• Don't use "poly" or "polya" because it may offend polynesians [archive]
• Report any post that upsets you so moderators can swiftly ban the offending person
• You will also get banned for...
  • persistent unexamined privlege
  • exclusion of women
  • exclusion of transgenders
  • exclusion of sex workers
  • exclusion of anyone not white
  • Grammar policing [archive]
  • Ableism
  • Fun

And no, that's not a joke. Check out the image marked as "community guidelines". Nothing says inclusive community discussing human sexuality like 1000 words dedicated to bannable offenses. One of the main moderators is Kylie Brooks, our favorite disabled genderqueer bisexual transgendered deaf black incel male presenting wheelchair bound dyke. In the following posts I plan to examine the rest of the moderator team. I will also be posting many funny screen shots of Facebook "BANNED FOR GENDER CRIMES" screaming matches.

So sit tight, grab a drink, and check out a bunch of these stupid fucking rules.

Spoiler: Community Guidelines

Spoiler: pronouns thread

Spoiler: persistent unexamined privlege

Spoiler: exclusion of women

Spoiler: Not liking trannies

Spoiler: Don't say "whore" or "prostitute"

Spoiler: don't be white around Kylie

Spoiler: Don't say "douchenozzle"

 

[CatParty]

This. This is amazing comedy. Thank you so much @Smutley

 

[niggers]

Cruising for hookups will get you banned

lol virgin mods not wanting to watch other people have fun b/c it would destroy the only illusion of power they have

 

[tomgirl4life]

you are doing god's work, brother

 

[CatParty]

lol virgin mods not wanting to watch other people have fun b/c it would destroy the only illusion of power they have

Sounds familiar.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

[rage towards Kylie Brooks intensifies]

 

[Randy Lahey]

"Persistent unexamined privilege"

 

[Varis]

sexism against men doesn't exist

You were doing it as you wrote those words.

DO NOT:
make the choice to be defensive when called out

Taking away people's right to choose? How oppressive of you, Kyle.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Can't get laid, yet is very opinionated on sex.

Kylie Brooks truly is a neckbeard.

 

[bearycool]

What an honest, inclusive, loving society of people wanting to do the nasty with a bunch of people. Jesus approves.

I'm sure the moderators are just doing their God given job of going out on useless crusades of banning people for bullshit reasons.

Oh, and also:

"Add trigger warnings when asked or be banned"

This is giving tumblr a run for their money.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Is this SJW sluthate?

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

What's the deal with polyamory if they can't even succeed with monoamory? This cart is in desperate need of a horse.

 

[Pikonic]

I knew a guy who dated a polyamorous hoe. It didn't end well, probably because "polyamorous" is a lot of letters for "skank."

WTF "Prostitutes" is a bad word?! That's what they are.

 

[bearycool]

Is this SJW sluthate?

No, this is Retards General Group Discussion.

Wait, that's just a synonym.

 

[Tookie]

Dear lord, if there was ever a posterchild for euthanasia, Kylie Brooks would be it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It only mentions unexamined privilege. Is it different if I, a heterosexual, upper middle class white male have examined my privilege, found it to be just the tops, and now want to know if any of their shrill whorish members wanna cut off a slice of this long greasy dick?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read?

Because sweet fuck that took talent. They took a group that was supposedly devoted to discussing being able to love (or at least fuck) multiple people...and turned it into something with more insane rules and pointless bureaucracy than doing your goddamn taxes.

 

[女鬼]

Do the grey names mean people were banned from the group?
It'd make sense, considering any normal person who's not guzzling SJW Koolaid 24/7 would be bound to violate one of their insane rules sooner or later.

I don't understand how on earth they managed to get 18k members.

 

[AnOminous]

A polyamory group modded by complete losers who have never even been laid much less been in a relationship, including a retarded, hateful spastic like Kylie Brooks.

Lol. Just lol.

Even the loveshies aren't this pathetic.

What kind of utter cuck would even be in this group?

 

[melty]

I get a kick out of all these people who aren't in a relationship but identify as "poly." I get the feeling they think they're opening themselves up to a hot new world of kinky sexy ladies, but unfortunately most poly women are hambeasts or histrionic or both. The rare normal ones don't make a fuss about it on facebook.