The Protests Come for ‘Paw Patrol’ - IT’S HAPPENING

Do you love Paw Patrol?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 6.0%
  • ALL DOGS MATTER

    Votes: 87 64.9%
  • PAW PATROL MATTERS

    Votes: 39 29.1%

  • Total voters
    134

I Love Beef

お前わもう。。。。。満でるー!!!!
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How I feel about not just this petty as fuck situation, but all of the anti cop hysteria as a whole:


So for pointers, the BLM and Antifa and their associates are Peter, and I/We/Anyone sane is Brian. That water slide represents the allegory for a situation that will go FUBAR'd upon immediate descent because it was not only poorly thought through and planned, but also represents the infrastructure and reality that is deliberately ignored for a delusional ideal that was not given effort to truly exist, while the water represents conceptual ideals that can be harnessed and go about either way depending on how its used.

So in the end, let me know how this all blows over. Seattle's making a real good start on an "anti-cop" zone and Minneapolis is making for police procedure and protocol that is beginning to make LA's look sane.

But don't come looking for me when this begins to go pear shaped. "I'm not going to call the hospital, because you won't learn anything if I do."
 

Wakko Warner

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Just when I thought that people made silly complaints about every popular cartoon there was. What's next? Are people going to complain about the political incorectness of something innocent like cereal mascots or retail chain names?
I thought it was bad when they complained about Charlie Brown's Christmas special.
It was actually the Thanksgiving one because of where one of the children was seated at Charlie Brown's table during the dinner he had. These crazies also went as far as to complain about VeggieTales because one of the characters was a racist stereotype.
Fixed

Bonus


apter 1: Wet Morning
Lately Chase has been having accidents, anything from urinating in the lookout, to wetting the bed in his pup house to even pooping in his truck while on a mission. Chase knew Ryder was upset, but he didn't know what he could do to control it, he couldn't tell when he needed to go and he was honestly a little scared of that and he knew that Ryder was getting tired of cleaning up after his little accidents, his greatest advantage is that the other pups don't know about it
Chase's POV early morning
Chase got up early morning like usual...he stretched out his front paws and he noticed he felt something wet underneath him he quickly looked and saw that he had wet the bed again for the third time this Week, he noticed the pup house smelled of his urine and it would be impossible to hide from Ryder that he went as his fur and blanket were soaked so he set off to find Ryder and shut the pup house door behind him
as Chase was walking to the lookout he noticed Marshall coming towards him, he quickly thought and sat using his front paws to cover his wet spot...
"Hi Chase!...um...what's that smell... eww it smells bad" Marshall said covering his nose
"Oh uh... Ryder is giving me a bath today.. I haven't had one in a while..." Chase replied
"Well ok then... enjoy your bath Chase" Marshall said as he walked off satisfied with Chase's answers
"Good thing he doesn't like to ask questions..." Chase said as he went to look for Ryder...
Chase walked around the corner and into the lookout, he found Ryder at the top of the lookout and Ryder could immediately smell the urine...
"It happened again Chase?" Ryder asked
"Yeah... but I don't know what to do! I cant tell when I have to pee! Or well poop either"
"Chase don't tell me you..."
"No I didn't! I was just saying" Chase said as he blushed...
"Chase... what am I going to do with you? This is getting old already" Ryder said
"Sorry Ryder... but I'm trying... I just don't know what I can do" Chase said
"Well... go down to Katie's for your bath I'll tell her why you're coming.. I don't have time today I have a meeting with the Mayor I'll put your blanket in the wash... Ryder told Chase
"AWW don't tell Katie!" Chase begged
"Chase... she wont tell anyone, I promise" Ryder assured his pup
"Ok... I'll go" Chase said as he walked to Katie's
Chase went to his truck and got in... he sat and thought about his accidents... he never knew when it would happen... it made him mad... that he could do nothing about it, he started his truck and made the drive... once he was there Katie greeted him at the door
"Are you ok Chase? I heard you've been having accidents." Katie asked with concern
"Yeah... it's embarrassing! I feel like a puppy! Chase whinned
"It's ok Chase... you'll probably get over whatever this is" Katie tried to comfort him
"Thanks Katie... I hope I do get over this..." Chase said looking down at his wet fur
"Come on... I have a bath for you" Katie said as she brought him into the other room... Chase took off his Collar and hopped in the bath... this is only the second time Katie has ever bathed him...and she didn't quite know about Chase's little habit during a bath... she began scrubbing the pup...she got closer and closer to his groin area and realized he was fully erect which was something Ryder neglected to tell her about Chase's Bath times... she took no mind to it because Rubble did the same although the pups don't notice... Chase began wagging his tail like crazy as she washed his privates and that's when Katie heard the loud bubbling along with the thumps against the bottom of the metal bath...
"REALLY CHASE?! YOU POOPED IN THE TUB!" Katie yelled at him
"ARRRGGGGHHHH!" Chase yelled and half whined
"Get out of the tub before you get it all in your fur" Katie said as Chase quickly jumped out of the tub... luckily it quickly washed off...Katie went to dump out the tub and get him another bath, it took her a few minutes to clean out the tub... but on her way back...
"Katie!" Chase yelled... crying loudly
Katie rushed in to see that Chase hadn't finished... and there was a puddle of urine and a large pile of Shepherd poop on the floor... Chase was just standing there Crying...
"Aww Chase, don't cry..." She said as she went to his side...
"Katie...p-p-please... m-make it s-s-stop" he stuttered
"I wish I could pup... I'm so sorry" Katie hugged him
"Let's get this cleaned up... and we'll get you a long bubble bath ok?" Katie said as she went to get the cleaning supplies...
"O-okay... thanks Katie" Chase said... as he followed her
after Katie got Chase in his bath she called Ryder
(Phone rings)
"Hello, Ryder here" he said
"Ryder... it happened" Katie said
"Oh no... what did he do? Pee on the floor again?" Ryder asked
"Well... first I was washing him... and he pooped in the tub... no big deal... I thought that was it but when I was coming back from washing out the tub he yelled for me and I ran, and saw a puddle and a pile of poop on the floor... I feel Bad for Chase" Katie said
" I do too Katie... But what can we do?" Ryder said
"I think we need to put him in dog diapers Ryder..." Katie said... there was a moment of silence
"You think so Katie?...like Zuma's or?" Ryder was thinking
"No Chase doesn't need a swim diaper... he needs a normal one... if he cant control his bathroom needs... we need to do it... I hate to but..." Katie glared at Ryder on the phone screen
"I know... we're not going to be able to hide this from the pups... I think we should wait until next Friday until we decide... unless something else bad happens... who knows he might get better" Ryder said
"It's your call Ryder... he's your pup... I have faith that you know what's best" Katie said
"Yeah... thanks Katie..." he said
"Well I better get back... Chase might get worried..." katie said her goodbyes and hung up the phone
(An hour later)
Chase came home... pulled into his parking spot for his truck and turned it back into his pup house... he quietly laid down...Ryder quickly came down from the lookout to talk to him
"Hey Chase how ya doing buddy?" Ryder said
Chase remained quiet
"Chase... it's ok... don't feel bad... I still care about you pup"
Chase remained silent... he turned away... and Ryder could hear him crying...
At that time Ryder petted Chase... got up... and went back to the lookout... the pup wasn't feeling great and Ryder figured he'd had a long day... so he left Chase to sleep.
This famdon was already crazy as it was, from making buffed-up sexy versions of the male dog characters to drawing Rule34 of the human kids. But this? Thinking something that is normal for dogs is "attractive"? (I can remember one Fourth of July when we visited my uncle and his dog peed under the kitchen table. Of course, they yelled at it.) WHAT THE HECK? It's almost as bad as the second thing I mentioned about the fandom!
 

Cyril Sneer

Why is the "Peace" symbol a Norse "Death" rune?
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It feels increasingly hard not to support mass firings of journalists the longer the year goes by.
As Hunter Thompson noted, "the press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."
 

Strange Wilderness

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As Hunter Thompson noted, "the press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."
I thought you were talking about journalists not Kiwi Farms.
 

Coldgrip

Not Cody.
True & Honest Fan
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It feels increasingly hard not to support mass firings hangings of journalists the longer the year goes by.
FTFY

Old media is dying, but isn't going quietly into that night, and "journalist" is becoming a dirty word. The faggots in the media aren't thinking about the damage they're doing to their profession, to them, the ends justify the means.
 

Yamma Damma

Damma Doo
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Oh yeah there's an update to this.
pawpatrolsafe.jpg


The wokeinati deemed Paw Patrol safe from the boot because the press secretary listed examples of cancel culture towards cops, namely the cancelling of Live PD (which actually hurt A&E haha) and COPS the show. It took the fucking PRESS SECRETARY of President Donald Trump to un-cancel Paw Patrol as some sort of "NUH-UH WE'RE NOT CANCELLING ALL THE COPS IN MEDIA SEE SEE SHE'S A LIAR" retort.

I think these bitches just got Daffy Duck'd. :story:
 

Wakko Warner

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Oh yeah there's an update to this.
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The wokeinati deemed Paw Patrol safe from the boot because the press secretary listed examples of cancel culture towards cops, namely the cancelling of Live PD (which actually hurt A&E haha) and COPS the show. It took the fucking PRESS SECRETARY of President Donald Trump to un-cancel Paw Patrol as some sort of "NUH-UH WE'RE NOT CANCELLING ALL THE COPS IN MEDIA SEE SEE SHE'S A LIAR" retort.

I think these bitches just got Daffy Duck'd. :story:
I looked up the press secretary thing, and she actually has a child who is young enough to be watching that show. So that's probably why she mentioned it. They also mentioned LEGO sets being pulled when it was just ads for it being removed.
 
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UnKillFill

How come he don't want me man?
True & Honest Fan
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Oh yeah there's an update to this.
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The wokeinati deemed Paw Patrol safe from the boot because the press secretary listed examples of cancel culture towards cops, namely the cancelling of Live PD (which actually hurt A&E haha) and COPS the show. It took the fucking PRESS SECRETARY of President Donald Trump to un-cancel Paw Patrol as some sort of "NUH-UH WE'RE NOT CANCELLING ALL THE COPS IN MEDIA SEE SEE SHE'S A LIAR" retort.

I think these bitches just got Daffy Duck'd. :story:
I think we all know the *real* reason why they didn't succeed in canceling a show about dogs primarily targeted at little white kids and (more importantly) their white moms...
 
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