the reason I'm gaining weight - 02/21/21 February 21, 2021

[Pepper Jack]

Spoiler: Archive 360P

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Archive in process:

More calories in than out ?

Nah who am I kidding, now that she deleted the Uber Eats app she will magically lose all of that weight

 

[draculasestateagent]

Another sit down video of her talking and inserting random photos. Yawn.

 

[ADHD]

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics in this one.

Did she dye her hair? Or she put something in it? It looks very shimmery.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

She's going for sympathy asspats. She felt like a robot, she felt like she wasn't herself, she didn't know what happened, she's so anxious right now... talking about an average day of eating. Fake and boring.

 

[pistolwhipped]

"supposevly"

is that a new one?

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

CALORIC SUMMARY

What Amber claims to eat in a day...

Meal #1: Premier Protein Shake: Cookies and Cream -- 160 calories

Meal #2: Veggie Stir-Fry: baby carrots (35 calories), broccoli (60 calories), baby sweet corn (60 calories), water chestnuts (100 calories), six tablespoons of General Tso's sauce (198 calories) -- 453 calories

-------BINGE MONSTER ATTACKED!!!!1!-------

Meal #3: One whole box of Wheat Thins (1,120 calories) & 18 tablespoons of Herb & Garlic cream cheese spread aka the whole container (600 calories) -- 1,720 calories

Meal #4: Two trays of Genoa salami -- 300 calories

Meal #5: Chocolate covered peanuts -- 400 calories

Meal #6: One whole box of couscous w/ roasted garlic olive oil -- 810 calories

Meal #7: Four tablespoons of Jif creamy peanut butter -- 380 calories

IN TOTAL
Calories: 4,223
Carbs: 472 g
Fat: 206 g
Protein: 137 g
Sodium: 8,017 mg
Sugar: 144 g

As @ADHD astutely pointed out to me, where is the takeout? I think this is what was consumed while waiting for the takeout!

Spoiler: CURRENT TOTAL DAILY ENERGY EXPENDITURE

The creepy sneering grin and nose wart give me similar vibes...

 

[Lame Entropy]

She's just eating too much again (4223 calories). Cancer wasn't enough to stop her so I hope she appreciates Chantal showing her her future.

 

[DCMedia Sped]

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics in this one.

Did she dye her hair? Or she put something in it? It looks very shimmery.

It looked almost gray. I thought maybe she went nuts with the dry shampoo but it looks like she dyed it.

Haven't we seen this all before? The bullshit about how she felt like a robot eating...please Amber. If you have the self awareness to know you feel robotic you have the power to put down the tub of cheese. Amber reminds me so much of Death by Jen. Every time they gain and eat like this they blame their 'mental health'. If you are aware of it yet choose to do nothing about it, the excuse is played out.

 

[ADHD]

It looked almost gray. I thought maybe she went nuts with the dry shampoo but it looks like she dyed it.

Maybe she did dye it but also has used dry shampoo. The roots aren't as shiny as the rest.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

What a flattering thumbnail.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Food.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

She changes her intros constantly, why doesn't she just stick to one?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

That top makes her look like her head is sticking out of a trash bag. Fitting.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

So where going down the calorie counting road again..... iam bored already.
guess the next thing to come is WW cause she cant deal with all those calories to count and needs to count points instead. of course she triggered after a few days cause all those uneaten weekly extra amber points really messes with her mind and she gets confused. so she goes back to what she knows and installs uber eats again. but this time only healthy foods, until she gets triggered and starts jennys crack diet, cause she really needs to lose a few pounds before the wedding.........
the never ending circle.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Maybe she did dye it but also has used dry shampoo. The roots aren't as shiny as the rest.

She probably had Becky use a box of L’Oréal. Looks like silver or gray highlights.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

She changes her intros constantly, why doesn't she just stick to one?

cause she knows people hate it

 

[Pippeyy]

Saying over and over again that she couldn't control herself is the most robotic thing she does. I'm also not buying that is all she ate. That is probably all she ate without coming out of a take away bag.

 

[Sriracha]

Did she dye her hair? Or she put something in it? It looks very shimmery.

She used a decent hair straightener. She had it on high heat so her hair is shiny and the reason her roots look like shit is because she was too scared to clamp it closer to her scalp I think.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I want the video on "why I'm a massive cunt".