Sonichu The return of the mayor (fan fiction) -

[blackasperchu]

with the defeat of all of the minor villains, and the rescue of crystal from the dark mirror hole, count graduon has lost patience in his servants and personally takes charge
Christian, emboldened by his victory, presses forward the fight to his nemesis; but actions have consequences, and the piercing of the dark mirror realm has broken a barrier that should never have been broken
when christian is captured, the vacant mayors office calls across the realms, and that call is heard by one who would have cwcville back
now everything chris has fought for is on a collision course with cwcville's buried past, and all bets are off

 

[blackasperchu]

chapter 1
Ambush

"There! That would surely strike a blow against Count Graduon's creeping influence over SEGCWC!" Thought the mayor, as he surveyed his handiwork. The large idol overlooking the region of Stopgame had indeed been cleansed - not a speck of blue mottled the arms, and already he could feel the fuzzie-wuzzies starting to return to the land. So lost in his reverie was Chandler that he almost didn't notice the assassin's blade flashing towards him. 'anyone else would have been done for' he mused 'but i am NOT anyone else!. Completing his evasive parkay flip he turned to face his assailant. The man was hunched over, dressed in rags that had once been the uniform of a Stopgame mall, and mad gibbering fell from his mouth which was twisted into an insane grin - a neo jerkop; possesed by Graduon! "Askyoutoleaveaskyoutoleave' came the twisted mantra from the poor wretch, but chandler knew there would be no room for mercy - the neo jerkops were a far cry from the pale imitations created by Slaweel Ryam; they pulsed with Graduon's dark sorcery. 'ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!!!' cried Christian, raising his arms to fire off a pure pulse lance. To his astonishment, no transformation took place - the dark influence of the once corrupted sonic icon still hung heavy in the air, suppressibg his powers. Cursing how slow in the mind he had been, Christian was alarmed to hear that the jerkop's utterings had changed 'nineoneonenineoneone' "d**n! A summoning spell!' Realised the mayor; in seconds the jerkop would have a hundred others for backup! There was only one option remaining to him - reaching into his trusty belt pouch he withdrew bill the scientist's latest invention - a highly concentrated aerosolised version of the amti homo vaccine. He yelled out a battlecry "DONT CALL ANYBODY!!" as he emptied the can into his foe's centre mass. Relief washed over him as he watched the jerkop dissolve; 'tha- that was clo...' began the mayor, but the words died on his lips as he registered the sound of hundreds of jackboots hit the ground around him. Surrounded...

 

[Dr. Meme]

I like how you censored damn so I wouldn't be offended

 

[blackasperchu]

^ i tried to imitate chris' mannerisms - im sure he censored it in the comic (despite leaving in the hedgehog sex)

Shall i write more?