The sad second telling of the COVID-19 $600 Checks -

[ZeroCool]

Democrats wanted $2000 checks, Republicans laughed. Democrats lowered their ask to $1200 checks, Republicans laughed.

Republicans endorse plan with $0 checks, but they finally crack at the 11th hour. Trump's Treasury Secretary and the Republicans proclaim $600 checks, then reduce unemployment benefis to 'balance' the bill. Democrats reluctantly agreed. Bill passes.

King of the Autistic Fucks, a.k.a Donald Trump, releases video REEing about foreign money in the omnibus bill that he originally requested. During said REEE, he complained about the $600 checks that his Treasury Secretary insisted was the 'max' and said they should be $2000.

Trump wants, $2000 checks, Democrats agree.

(Readings from the Future)

Democrats move to approve $2000 checks by unanimous consent, Republicans REEEEEEE and object. $2000 checks dead.

Next day, the Republican Autistic Fucks REEEE all over the internet and find a way of blame the lack of $2000 checks on Nancy Pelosi.

Georgia Independents and Big Brain Republicans say 'fuck it' and vote for Democrats in the Georgia run-off Elcections. Democrats win. $2000 checks and additional aid for the average American is approved!

Republican Austistic Fucks REEEEE about the National Debit. Republicans have now rediscovered the National Debt after the Trump coalition of Autistic Fucks added $7,000,000,000,000 in his single term.

REEEEEEEEEEEING will be head non-stop until King of the Autistic Fucks a/k/a Donald Trump announces his official campaign to run for the Presidency of the United States in 2024.

 

[Just A Butt]

Get a job

 

[Murmur]

It's like you just discovered that politicians say one thing while doing the complete opposite.

 

[Not Really Here]

I see you only know about check amounts and nothing about the pork added in.

Too bad Democrats don't care about poor people, the House could have passed a stand alone $2,000 at any time in the last year and haven't.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Your first mistake was thinking the government cares about you.

 

[Blacklight]

We need to go back to the old ways of the Founding Fathers. Viewing government as a necessary evil, not as an amazing save everyone magical wand.

 

[Lone MacReady]

We need to go back to the old ways of the Founding Fathers. Viewing government as a necessary evil, not as an amazing save everyone magical wand.

Founders also said only Gold and Silver shall be Money and women and slaves can't vote. As close to a based Roman system as possible, but over the years all of those core values were tossed aside.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

...did you name yourself after a character in fucking Hackers?

Fucking hell.

Spoiler: Important Information

Hack the Gibson! retard.