The saltiest of salt - A salt quiz

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Which event produces the most salt?

  • Kebab blowing shut up

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Wu winning election

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • Phil vaginoplasty

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chris getting a very large sum of money

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • Trump impeachment

    Votes: 13 46.4%

  • Total voters
    28

Darndirty

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Which of these choices would produce the most salt on the forums? Personally I would vote wu winning, we'd get another 1000 page thread in no time.
 

BlueSpark

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Wu winning would cause salt from Kiwis? To the contrary, it'd be hilarious, the only salt would be from leftists because a nutter like Wu got elected whilst Clinton didn't.
 

Octopuff in kumquat

Kumquat... Kumquat... you know you love it, freaks
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If I were a normal and sane person and not here on KF, Trump being impeached, because it's more Social Justice Warrior nonsense, bragging how they 'triumphed' and literally everything else that pisses me off about the world right now.

But since I'm here and know who Chris is, I'd have a quicker burn of fury over him getting paid anything, let alone a huge sum.
 

Doc Cassidy

Notorious Bum Driller
True & Honest Fan
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Wu winning would cause salt from Kiwis? To the contrary, it'd be hilarious, the only salt would be from leftists because a nutter like Wu got elected whilst Clinton didn't.
No, because 90% of regulars in the Wu thread have an irrational hatred for her. They can't laugh at her antics because she's the enemy and must be destroyed.
 

cuddle striker

REAL MEN WASH PLATE
True & Honest Fan
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the best salt would be trump impeachment. both sides would be flowing. it'd be internet civil war, and delicious throughout.

forum salt is tasteless. generalized national spergfests are better for your thyroid.
 

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