The Seven Deadly Sins of Lolcows -

[Conrix]

Some of these are Oldcows, so my memory might be shitty.
Sloth- Connor has had almost every kiwi here try to help him, including one user who linked him several resources from his school, users offering to help him in his math struggles, building his resume, and do writing exercises with him. He did a journal chronicling daily improvements but gave up on day 2. Excuses include, "There's no point in trying.", "I'm mentally stressed." And my personal favorite "I'll do it when it gets warmer." (Remember where he lives never drops below freezing.) Bottom line, he's lazy.

I was just thinking of posting something like that lol. Connor could loosely qualify for lust (the Molly Ringworm obsession), wrath (his poor emotional control), and maybe gluttony (who knows how much fucking cheese he eats, maybe that's why he's fatty ding-dongs).

Also something like this could be at work in Connor:

Sloth and pride, working on tandem: The volume at which a lolcow crows their stated hopes and dreams is usually in inverse proportion to how much work they actually fucking do to achieve them.

Hell, it's usually in inverse proportion to how much they actually seem to enjoy said pursuits. (e.g. Dobson and comics; Smithey and film criticism; Wu and video games.)

Ohh and DarkSyde Phil:
Pride - Arrogant about being one of the first LPers.
Sloth - Despite being a gamer for a fucking LIVING on YouTube, perpetually sucks hard at games to the point that people think he's acting to get views.
Greed - The YouTube money
Wrath - How he treats his fans, raging at his own mistakes and blaming the game
Edit: One could argue that his thing with PandaLeeGaming or whatever she calls herself would just be him being a horny idiot and fall under lust.

 

[Sigyn]

Brad Watson would be pride and if we're counting the ones that aren't one of the prime seven, Vainglory.