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Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy SlatonFat.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. #TeamAmy

  2. #TeamTammy


  1. The Slaton sisters are a pair of morbidly obese hicks from Bumfuck, Kentucky who regularly make videos of themselves burping, farting, stuffing their faces with truly staggering quantities of fast food, and generally being disgusting. They're quite infamous in r/fatpeoplehate for obvious reasons. What you see above is an average Slaton sisters vlog.

    Amy Slaton is the one who runs the channel, and the most active online overall. She's wall-eyed, smokes heavily, and is an avid fan of the Twilight series.

    Tammy Slaton is Amy's usual companion, and is somehow even fatter. She has somehow managed to get fat on the forehead. Due to her incredibly poor health, she keeps getting in and out of the hospital, and in fact, as of this writing, she's on life support due to severe pneumonia, although Amy says she's getting better. According to her Facebook, she's a juggalette (!!!!).

    Also featured occasionally is their tiny dog, which looks like it's about to be crushed at any moment.

    Their channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/user/twlightqueen

    As you can see, they're a pair of rather (ahem) "interesting" characters.
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    The Jumping Dwarf

    The Jumping Dwarf I'm offendered if misgendered

  2. They sure succeed at making Barb look like a Playmate in comparison.
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    DykesDykesChina Human/Science

  3. too fat to sumo
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    Gagamaru Just turn on the gas and walk away.

  4. To me this is more a sad cow, They are just giant people eating themselves to death.
    They've made their bodies prisons and stuck inside a hosptial or the home is all they are, really in the content aside the mass consuming of enough food to feed the entire island of Madagascar it's just your normal no body vlogging about the most dull things, the only reason they ever popped up is due to the beyond morbid obesity they hold.
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    True & Honest Fan

  5. The dog is a much more palatable personality than either of them.
    YEEUCK this is gross. They (it applies to the house too actually) look like they'd smell bad.
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    wheat pasta

    wheat pasta You're not real! Fuck you!


  6. I was browsing their channel and it looks like they're not doing so well.
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    HypeBeast Let me feel my oats

  7. I saw picks on YTT of these two during the last Kai I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME frenzy, and I am agog.
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    Ravenor Purge.
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  8. I can barely see the other one's eyes. The fat's in the way.
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    chimpburgers Big league
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  9. All I could think of was this.

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    Goddessoftheshire I'm so very pretty!

  10. This reminded me of
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    Abethedemon Trve and Honest

  11. It's no wonder the one sister's on life support. If you look at her face in profile, the fat on her cheeks and forehead seem to be crushing her sinuses. It's amazing she was able to breathe at all to begin with.
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    Cyan #006666
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  12. I'm sensing a lack of branches in these two's family tree.
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    Damocles_Sword Shovelmech Pilot

  13. The one in the background looks like Dan Barrows from Clock Tower.
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    ASoulMan It's time for assembly...FROM HELL!!!

  14. Just the other day I was wondering if there were any cows in my neck of the wood. I'm sorry to find out there are. I actually thought, just looking at them, they'd be in Eastern Kentucky in the Appalachians but the accents didn't match up.

    Turns out they're in Morgansville, which is way closer to St. Louis. What does this mean?

    Nothing at all, but as a resident I find it fascinating how wrong appearances can be.
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    Smutley Kill Count: 2
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  15. It is only all too inevitable. I wonder if this is a situation similar to Fatman where they've given up on life and have resided to killing themselves with food?

    Although judging by the "curvy" avatars on a lot of their vids it may just be a case of delusion.
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    Rick Slick

    Rick Slick Call me Steadman.

  16. You can clearly see her size in this video:

    It is astonishing how they could survive this long.
    Do they live on their own?
    If so, how can they even get out of the house to buy the massive amounts of food? Both seem almost immobile..
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    January Cyst

    January Cyst Kick a duck up the arse

  17. All I can think of:

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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Where are those good old fashioned values?
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  18. you know, given the nature of trailer trash like this, it's a breath of fresh air that they DON'T have 30 or so screaming kids running around everywhere in all their videos, looks like these two are the end of the line.
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    Damocles_Sword Shovelmech Pilot

  19. Why do people love these land whales again?
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    Quijibo69 Islamic Content

  20. I feel really bad for these girls
    This is why fat acceptance/chubby chaseing is bullshit, I bet the communites encouraged their behavoir and now one is just going do die with a weird ass forehead
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    Twilight Sparkle

    Twilight Sparkle [uncontrollable autistic noises]

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