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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015.

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  1. #TeamAmy

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  2. #TeamTammy

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  1. Where the hell are all these topless picture's coming from all of a sudden? Let's just all pray that those are it and there's not any full body nudes.
     
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  2. It's not like you'd see anything other then a gut hanging and some saggy tits. You'd need dora the explorers map and a flashlight to find that vagoo
     
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    Darndirty

    Darndirty Just the kink.

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  3. Tammy and Amy are so obese and don't have much in the way of boobs that you could shop a fat neckbeard's face onto them and pass it off as a fat, shirtless guy.
     
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  4. Why did she leave the door open?

    Also, that stomach must hurt like hell.
     
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    Triggered Fivehead

    Triggered Fivehead Please donate to poor Christine!

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  5. All you'd need is an unclogged nose tbh
     
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  6. IMG_1482.PNG

    Saddle up everyone :oops:
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  7. I've seen better tits on a walrus.
     
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    Stanley_Buttkiss

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  8. Ask if she'd smash Tammy. She technically counts as a youtuber.
     
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    #6349 Zach_Kun, Feb 14, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2017
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  9. fucking ripper, dude. the slatons are pathetic and sad in a way that many lolcows aren't. they're not as much contemptible as utterly pitiable.
     
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  10. You read my mind.
     
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    FemalePresident In office.

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  11. lmao!!!

     
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  12. Given how these two share everything online, do we know much about their family? I'm pretty sure that the "inbred rednecks" may just be an exaggeration, but they look weird even for obese people. Currently my avatar is Trigglypuff, and while she does look enormous, she doesn't look like she had a reverse liposuction on her forehead like the Slaton sisters do. What's up with that, really?
     
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    FatFuckingClown

    FatFuckingClown *pins you to the ground and force-feeds you crack*
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  14. Try to stop a freight train with her face, probably.
     
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    muh_moobs

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  15. tam-tam da hutt.jpg

    Maybe Tam-Tam can score a cameo in "Last Jedi".
     
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  16. People in the comments section are saying she might have gotten some dick from her man, David. Shes very happy and giddy.
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  17. Who is this David? Sorry, I've been missed out on the Slatons for a while.
     
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  18. Her boyfriend. Well she says she has one. I don't think anyone has seen him.
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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