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Whose team are you on?

  1. #TeamAmy

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  2. #TeamTammy

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  1. Her boyfriend. Well she says she has one. I don't think anyone has seen him.
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  2. Imagine trying to navigate your dick through all her fat rolls.
     
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    Clintonberg

    Clintonberg Grabbed by the Pussy

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  3. Perhaps it's like a cave system?

    Don't forget the headlamp!
     
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    Triggered Fivehead

    Triggered Fivehead Such a pretty five o'clock shadow, Kjel!

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  4. What a couple of jabba the huts
     
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    CatParty

    CatParty Boo
    True & Honest Fan

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  5. Amy probably wishes she was Jabba the Slut.
     
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    King

    King You can almost taste the misery!

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  6. Amy is going live at 1pm est on youtubey. AUGH YEAH
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  7. Trust Amy not to figure it out..
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  8. [​IMG]

    (:_( RIP. (:_(

    Edit: Renewed hope for Amy's live stream!
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    Edit 2: Now 30 minutes past her scheduled stream time, things are looking bleak for the Amy live stream. Will she ever figure out how to press a fucking button? Tune in next time to find out!
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    Final edit: Amy has finally managed to click the fucking button. Everyone please be sure to celebrate this accomplishment as much as possible.
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    #6368 Catetive, Feb 16, 2017
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    Catetive

    Catetive i put parts together at fatory

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  9. Yaa, she opened two live streams on yt and goes "duuuh y'all why isn't it working, halp"
    Wonder how much it's gonna take her to figure it out
     
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    ruskayakatiusha

    ruskayakatiusha do I have a life

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  10. [​IMG]

    David
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  11. David is a potato?
     
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    snailshell

    snailshell Secret Australian metrosexual sock club member.

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  12. Probably another trailer trash
     
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    FemalePresident

    FemalePresident In office.

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  13. [​IMG]
     
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    #6373 xenomorph, Feb 16, 2017
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  14. SHE PASSED ON ONION, so damn funny.
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  15. she must have had tortillas on her mind as she has struggled with saying tutorial for a good 30 seconds
    " it's not a cyst it's just back fat"
    She doesn't support Trunk. (Lol)
    She partake in weed
    And she can't figure out how to scroll up to see older comments
     
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  16. [​IMG]
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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    Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker

    Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker "On the afternoon of August 18th 1973..."

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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I need to wake up Leanna to make me dinner.

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  17. Brother or cousin, yeah. Definitely something on the same family tree branch.
     
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  18. Looks like their love was short lived, she snapped a picture of some chocolate drizzled popcorn with the caption "Break up food".

    ETA:

     
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    #6380 T0xic_rum, Feb 16, 2017
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