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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015.

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Whose team are you on?

  1. #TeamAmy

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  2. #TeamTammy

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  1. I don't wear makeup very much, but was she using a blush/powder brush with that foundation on her forehead?
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  2. Her face looked like the Moon.
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  3. Why does she constantly sound stuffed up? Is the beetus making her chronically sick? And she really needs to go to Sephora and have them match her bc just going with the lightest foundation bc ~she's a vampire goth kweeen~ isn't really working for her.
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    Dr W

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  5. It looks like a flat kabuki brush which is used for foundation, although not quite how she's using it. You swirl or pat foundation on your face. Not smear.
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    weaselhat paint da happy trees!

  6. I don't think it really matters what kind of brush you use when you have no definition to your face.
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  7. TIL foundation doesn't need to match the skin colour of the wearer. At all.

    That Harvey Two-Face moment around 10:20 or so scared the shit out of me.
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  8. Probably all the mold.

    Toxoplasmosis I have scare in my eyes

  9. Nah, it's the fat leaking into her sinuses.
    Dr W

    Dr W And I looked upon the beast, and I knew despair.

  10. Can you have sleep apnea while awake?
  11. Seems like her nasal cavities are getting crushed under the mass of her face fupa. So, yes.
    Dr W

    Dr W And I looked upon the beast, and I knew despair.

  12. Armchair Psychologist

    Armchair Psychologist Old bastard

  13. They ok.
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