Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - Fat.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Mr Snek

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no slaton will be able to carry a child
A) the interior mass will crush the fetus to death
B) should one skip a snack (3 huge meals to a normal person) the body will cannibalize the fetus for nutrients
C) the carrier will not realize she is pregnant and will only secrete black goo months after miscarrying (like in a horror story I think I read on these very forums) and think she's just having a weird period
It's been a long while since I shivered in revulsion.

On another topic, I don't think Tammy will live long enough to carry a child anyway. She must have a BMI of well over a hundred and she's fatter than anyone I've ever seen or heard of. It's a miracle she's lasted this long, but the next cold or infected sore she gets will be the end of her.
 

Dysnomia

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Well I'll be damned. It appears as if Tam Tam actually ventured outside.

Unfortunately, with her strategically placed bangs, it's hard to make out the weightloss in her new, slimmer forehead.
Also note the fat girl face angle that de-emphasizes Mount St. Chin.

I guess all the "Tammy go outside" comments were just too much already and now she has to prove to everyone that yes she can go outside. Being away from the Slaton miasma will do her perpectually clogged respiratory system some good.

This pic is likely to convince people she is losing weight. If she goes on the deathfat weightloss diet 100 lbs of walrus blubber will drop off in a couple of months. It takes a lot of calories to maintain a body that size. That is why going on a diet like the kind you see on My 600 lb Life works so well as long as you follow it. Of course her fat ass needs to move too. Even some minor limp exercizes would help at this stage.

I don't think she will be losing much though. She has gone on a "diet" many times in recent months and then gets really mad after awhile when people ask how it is going. I think this is because she cheated, A lot. Then turns her frustration towards whoever asks her about how the diet is going rather than recognizing that she needs medical supervision to lose weight because she lacks the willpower. She is also too damn genuinely exceptional to understand simple nutrition concepts. Eating four Marie Calendars in one stting is not a diet. People like this vatly underestimate how much they are eating because they are so used to stuffing their maws full of anything and everything within reach.


Amy HAD to get rid of Dobby (you know, that poor, poor pupper who's crying on every single video because he's constantly locked in the cage?)

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//This was her expression when she said "simple fact that he ate my couch"//

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//the hole in the cooch//

She got rid of him because he destroyed a couch. Now she'll have to "replace this if I can afford it" even though it's just a small hole. No need to replace anything especially when you're struggling with money Amy, just cover it up with a blanket.

After she says how she cried and how sad she was, how she loved him as a son, she says that Little Bit (Little bite? lil' bit?) is much happier without Dobby around, she eats normally, she plays again.

I don't believe she had any of her pets castrated/sterilized, so Lil' Bit acting like this is nothing surprising

I hope Dobby will finally find a normal family, won't have to sit in a small cage all day because of some random thing he did out of pure boredom (these animals must be bored as fuck, sitting all day inside the house with nothing to do but except each other)

All of that makes me curious, what happens IF Amy gets knocked up by Mike? She said she loved Dobby like a son, but what kind of mother gets rid of her child if they destroy something? It's all her own fault that happened. And, sure, maybe she did love Dobby in her fucked up incest-y slaton way, but she really shouldn't say that on a video especially when so many of her watchers remember this:

  • She got rid of that german shepherd that bit her (after being kept in heated trailer)
  • She had a cat, Minnie, she dumped her off to Ma Slaton for unknown to me reasons
  • She had a guinea pig, Mickey, and to this day I have no idea what happened to him
(Her sister's no better.)

Soon, she's going to get another pet 'cus she to fat to get preggo'ed and has to compensate her lack of babies with animals.

Shit I remember when I joined the farms, I was team Tammy with all my heart, everyone hated Amy for her shenanigans, sometime after Tammy went solo on youtube, and (almost) everyone rooted for her, wished her the best. Comments could be summed up as: tammy you're so much better than that sister of yours

And after about 2 or something months, oh how the tables have turned. Tamtams babygirl act faded away, her true character finally came out and long the way Amy "changed", too. She tried a little bit more with her videos, and even though I've never really gave a shit about her and just clicked on her videos to read the comments, or simply to have some background noise, i've noticed it anyway. The comment section was now about 70% positive and 30% like it always was. People started to hate Tammy more than they ever disliked Amy.

And I was like: huh

And then Amy became too boring for me to watch so I kept an eye out on Tamtam's comment section.

It was Fuck you Tammy you abusive fatfuck and Amy's so much better than you Tammy

And now it's fuck you Tammy and fuck Amy

This Dobby Diseaster may just be the straw that broke the camel's back, people are actually unsubscribing Amy's channel, comments are full of angry women saying that they would never do that to their babies, and I've never seen that happen whe Minnie and Micky got dumped off

You fucked up good this time, Amy. Congrats
I actually found out about this becase a LifeByJen video was on my feed. This is her reaction. She is unsubscribing and never watching Amy's videos again.


I haven't watched Amy's video yet. But I wonder if despite it being part of her wedding set she will take it down soon because of massive negative comments.

Amy made such a huge fuss about Dobby and even lied about his history and said that she was only petsitting. People were not happy and even Tammy called her out.

I do know that Dobby is indeed neutered. That much is true. She showed Dobby's nether regions in a video awhile after she said he got neutered. He s indeed balless. The surgery site looked exactly like my dog's, who is half chihuahua half jack russell. So a similar body type to compare. At least she didn't lie about that. But many suspected she did and I didn't buy it 100% until she actually held the dog up to prove it.

Little Bit is not spayed. She is an old dog too. 14+. So it is a miracle that she hasn't been taken out by cancer or a uterine infection. She is part pug part chihuahua. Her chihuahua immortality genes are probably at work here. She is lucky. Dog mom must have been very healthy.

By the way, Little Bit's original owner named the poor thing Little Bitch. So kudos to Amy for changing it.

I honestly thought that Dobby would be there to stay like Little Bit. But if you watched enough of her videos the dog was crying all the time and Amy put him in the crate rather thn pay attention to him. He isn't even a year old. He needs a lot of attention. He needs to be trained. He has been shuffled around a lot. I think Amy is his third home. Of course he is going to have issues. Amy should have never taken on a dog with issues. He will now be even more nervous and will develop severe separation anxiety.

In the wedding makeup video Dobby is crying throughout the whole thing. I had to turn it off because I couldn't listen to the puppy crying anymore. She put him in the crate for msbehaving. But he was very stressed and chihuahuas are a nervous breed. She was only making the behavior worse. If he is chewing furniture then she needs to take the time to train him. She has nothing better to do all day.

And I don't really believe she has Mickey. We have not seen him in a very long time. Guinea piigs are very vocal. If he is always right beside her like she says why don't we hear him? He is either dead or so much fatter that Amy knows showing him on camera will get too much hate. Remember, he was on four bowls of food a day and lots of treats. No fresh produce as far as anyone could tell. A Slaton wouldn't know what to do with a vegetable that wasn't drowning in ranch dressing.

I think Amy really topedoed her own ship with this one. Especially after she gushed over him so much in every video and made such a fuss over rescuing him and him now being a "free elf". I think his original name was something nasty and that is why she renamed him. I think there were problems with Dobby for awhile. You always heard him crying and he was always getting reprimanded. But he seemed to really love Amy and I feel bad for him because the experience is so stressful.

I hope he finds a good home. It may be for the best in the longrun because Amy has such a bad track record with pets.

As for Minnie the cat, that was the one that she dropped off at the Slaton Doublewide because he was going all over the floor. He was a male cat that Amy stupidly missexed. They renamed him Mickey. Not to be confused with the MIA guinea pig. At first Tammy claimed he was given away to a nice family. Then in another live she was asked again and said he was run over by a car, prompting the "it was just a cat" debacle that got her tons of hate. So Tammy lies about animals too. The way she spoke about the incident didn't sound to me like the new owners informed her that the cat died. It sounded like it happened when the cat was under her care. She made no mention of it being secondhand information.

That's the couch she got from the rent to own place.
What happens when you damage that stuff? You can give the furniture back if you don't want it/can't pay for it anymore, right? I assume they have to fumigate everything that goes back due to bedbugs, roaches, smoking ect... But damage is another ballgame.

Amy is already infested with roaches. I'm sure if her game systems are rented they are probaly home to a cute little family of la cucarachas. The couch is probably in a similar state too. Nothing that goes into that pigsty is coming back clean. So a little hole in a couch is the least of her worries. Instead of training a puppy not to chew furniture she gives it away because "ain't nobdy got time for that". Have fun with less youtubebux now Amy. Because you can't even be bothered to properly train a puppy not to chew on furniture.

Peopple were not happy that he was crying so much in the background anyway. He was just a fad for Amy. At least he is young and will hopefully adjust as long as he is put in the right home.
 

vanilla_pepsi_head

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It's hard to generalize any statistics about obesity and fertility because a lot of studies (i.e. all of them until a few years ago) just consider everyone with BMI >29 or 30 as one group, without properly accounting for how fucking fat people are getting nowadays. Subcategories of severely obese, morbidly obese etc help but they're still really new and being debated. Realistically there's no way that, for example this woman at 5'7" 193 lbs is going to have the same problems with fertility as this one at 5'3" 412 lbs would. So all of the readily available statistics on the subject are useless.

I found one study that found fertility rates decreased by around 4-5% for an increase of every one BMI unit past the point of obesity, but this study only included women who hadn't stopped ovulating and excluded the ones with PCOS and those conditions are so ridiculously common among obese women that it really doesn't tell us much. Even so, guessing Amy is 5'3" and 400 lbs puts her at a BMI of 70, I'm too lazy to do the math but spontaneous conception is pretty fucking unlikely.

If any other flaming spergs want to have a go at PubMed for studies about the rate of spontaneous pregnancies occurring in the Fat as Fuck population, let me know if you find anything. But from what I can tell women as fat as Amy who give birth are pretty fucking rare.

Guess she'll have to settle for getting more pets and mistreating those instead. At least trashy people can give away their pets when they get tired of them and there is some hope their lives won't forever be garbage.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

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It's hard to generalize any statistics about obesity and fertility because a lot of studies (i.e. all of them until a few years ago) just consider everyone with BMI >29 or 30 as one group, without properly accounting for how fucking fat people are getting nowadays. Subcategories of severely obese, morbidly obese etc help but they're still really new and being debated. Realistically there's no way that, for example this woman at 5'7" 193 lbs is going to have the same problems with fertility as this one at 5'3" 412 lbs would. So all of the readily available statistics on the subject are useless.

I found one study that found fertility rates decreased by around 4-5% for an increase of every one BMI unit past the point of obesity, but this study only included women who hadn't stopped ovulating and excluded the ones with PCOS and those conditions are so ridiculously common among obese women that it really doesn't tell us much. Even so, guessing Amy is 5'3" and 400 lbs puts her at a BMI of 70, I'm too lazy to do the math but spontaneous conception is pretty fucking unlikely.

If any other flaming spergs want to have a go at PubMed for studies about the rate of spontaneous pregnancies occurring in the Fat as Fuck population, let me know if you find anything. But from what I can tell women as fat as Amy who give birth are pretty fucking rare.

Guess she'll have to settle for getting more pets and mistreating those instead. At least trashy people can give away their pets when they get tired of them and there is some hope their lives won't forever be garbage.
Between getting knocked up and actually pushing out the kid there is still the pregnancy, and enough women have complications, the kind that are not solved any easier by being obese. Or by living in a roach herd.
 
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Dysnomia

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It's hard to generalize any statistics about obesity and fertility because a lot of studies (i.e. all of them until a few years ago) just consider everyone with BMI >29 or 30 as one group, without properly accounting for how fucking fat people are getting nowadays. Subcategories of severely obese, morbidly obese etc help but they're still really new and being debated. Realistically there's no way that, for example this woman at 5'7" 193 lbs is going to have the same problems with fertility as this one at 5'3" 412 lbs would. So all of the readily available statistics on the subject are useless.

I found one study that found fertility rates decreased by around 4-5% for an increase of every one BMI unit past the point of obesity, but this study only included women who hadn't stopped ovulating and excluded the ones with PCOS and those conditions are so ridiculously common among obese women that it really doesn't tell us much. Even so, guessing Amy is 5'3" and 400 lbs puts her at a BMI of 70, I'm too lazy to do the math but spontaneous conception is pretty fucking unlikely.

If any other flaming spergs want to have a go at PubMed for studies about the rate of spontaneous pregnancies occurring in the Fat as Fuck population, let me know if you find anything. But from what I can tell women as fat as Amy who give birth are pretty fucking rare.

Guess she'll have to settle for getting more pets and mistreating those instead. At least trashy people can give away their pets when they get tired of them and there is some hope their lives won't forever be garbage.
She can't even take care of a puppy. There is no way in hell she can handle kids. She should just stick to her roaches. They are thriving.

I can see it now. Amy will be filming a video and you will hear kids screaming, glass breaking and stuff bein knocked over. Maybe some of Micheal's incoherrant mumbling as the defective gears in his head attempt to parent. I suspect that he is borderline like Tammy. He just makes himself useful by having a job. We'll see Amy make a face and then jumpcut! And a few minutes later the poorly supervised children will be at it again.

Let's just hope that her fat makes her infertile. She would make a terrible mother and even Tammy thinks that Amy and Michael shouldn't have kids. Tammy has said she doesn't want any. But at her weight it ain't happening anyway.

The amount of complications from being as big as Amy is would be a lot to handle. Doesn't she already have the beetus? And she looks 55. I bet people will be really surprised that grandma managed to concieve her change of life baby. :lol:

I think Amy gained some weight. Her face looks bigger to me. I never bought the "I lost 40 lbs"" claim. You know there is a ton of eating going on in that house.

If Amy does manage to get knocked up I think her subsciber count will get a boost because people are gonna wanna watch her pregnancy journey that she will play up for free gifts. Free is a Slaton's favorite price. I think it is the only way her channel will recover. Wasn't she at 113 or am I misremembering? She is at the high end of 112 now. How do you tell how many subscribers are bleeding out?

After babby terrible parenting will probably not kill the channel either. People will be watching for a chance to call CPS over something. Sadly I can see Amy exploiting a kid for views. Even Pink Fairy's repulsive, fat wonky eyed ass is smart enough to keep Hailey's face off camera.

I bet when she says "given away to a good family" that means her brother in the back yard with a baseball bat and a shovel.
Several people in the comments have wondered if Dobby was really given away and not dumped somewhere. I'm hoping TamTam spills some beans in one of her two hour lives that make you want to repeatedly bash yourself in the head with a blunt object.

You know that Amy didn't think about it too long. She likely gave him to the first person who said yes even though he has been bounced around to many homes and has issues from being caged up and ignored while he cried for hours. Ideally he should go to a shelter that deals with animals that can be rehomed but need work first. There are likely no places like that in Inbred Gulch though. If she gave Dobby to someone as bad as she was at caring for him then he will be miserable and likely rehomed again and again. I really hope he is in a good home. If Amy gets enough hate she will likely update the story. Although it may be lies again.

She said in the video that she is still trying to get rid of Mickey. A guinea pig she got on a whim that should have never had the misfortune of crossing paths with her. At this point if she gets another animal she is really gonna get it from her subscibers.

Amy said she just paid the couch off. The hole is tiny and her roach infested pigsty isn't exactly a showroom to begin with. Someone pointed out that the hole was too perfectly square and maybe Amy burned it with a cigatrette, cut the burn out told Michael the dog did it.

Now we all know how much Amy likes spending her legally blind tard bux at Hot Topic. I even tallied up how much she wasted on makeup palettes at one point. It is somewhere earlier in the thread. Whenever she did her makeup palette collection video. She could easily have that hole fixed if she put the brakes on her Hot Topic habit. That place is expensive. In one of her more recent videos there's a Hot Topic bag in the backgroud. So she must have wasted more gub'ment money there again.

I think there is more to the Dobby story than just a hole in the couch. She is blaming her viewers for her inability to discipline Dobby. Because people made negative comments about Amy leaving him to cry in a crate while she put on makeup. I wonder how many people turned the video off because they couldn't stand to hear the poor thing crying anymore? I know I did.

Amy said she couldn't watch the dog because she "was makin' a video for y'all." So imagine this issue magnified if she has kids. "Little Cletus ran out into traffic/stuck his finger in the electrical socket/cut himself on broken glass/drank bleach/ because I was makin' a video for y'all.

Pray she is infertile due to being so damn fat.

Bonus pic! The Michelin Man dying his hair!:biggrin:

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bigshot

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You know that Amy didn't think about it too long. She likely gave him to the first person who said yes even though he has been bounced around to many homes and has issues from being caged up and ignored while he cried for hours. Ideally he should go to a shelter that deals with animals that can be rehomed but need work first
With an animal like that, she would probably have to go out and work to find someone to take it. Easier to just get bubba to bash its brains in with a baseball bat and bury it in the compost heap. I bet the corner of the yard is an elephant's graveyard of Amy's "little friends".
 

MysticMisty

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I can see it now. Amy will be filming a video and you will hear kids screaming, glass breaking and stuff bein knocked over.
This scenario is completely unrealistic. Amy is the type of redneck trash to just literally lock her kids outside of the house as soon as they're up and (maybe) dressed, and refuse to let them back in until dinner. And in the summer, lock them outside for a few more hours until the sun goes down. If they're in the house that cuts into precious YouTube and makeup time.
 

Guardsman42

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I am now rather sad thinking of the whole killing pets theory.

Now I hope if this is true some one spills the beans. Not that it matters I suppose, but what a depressing thought.
 
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Fauntah

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"As for Minnie the cat, that was the one that she dropped off at the Slaton Doublewide because he was going all over the floor. He was a male cat that Amy stupidly missexed. They renamed him Mickey. Not to be confused with the MIA guinea pig. At first Tammy claimed he was given away to a nice family. Then in another live she was asked again and said he was run over by a car, prompting the "it was just a cat" debacle that got her tons of hate. So Tammy lies about animals too. "

Oh no! That was the cutest little cat. I always wondered what became of "Minnie/Mickey" after he disappeared from Amys videos. I mean, I knew he went to live with Amy's mom but I could never get an answer from Tammy or Amy when I asked in their insta stories or live shows it was conveniently always ignored. Although I did take a hiatus from the slatons around the time Mickey/Minnie disappeared. Anyway thanks for the information I have been asking about that little cat for about 2 years....
 

bigshot

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She talks about her ex-pets in the past tense. "Little Bit was severely depressed. He was an old dog." Is she trying to make us think the dog committed suicide? Those animals are in a happy place with no cares now... out by the garden shed in the back corner of the yard. She was nice... she probably gave him a big dish of her kielbasa macaroni cheese pie before bubba took him for the walk of no return. I bet bubba made "whack a mole" jokes when he offed the hamster.
 
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REGENDarySumanai

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So Tammy isn't going to Amy's wedding because she claims she doesn't feel well, but Amy says it's because she's a big girl and can't get around as well as Amy does. So sad, I'll be Amy isn't far behind though.
I'd be damned if they manage to celebrate more than 10 years together.
 

T0xic_rum

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I had to laugh when Amy said that about Tammy, she acts like she's so tiny compared to Tammy, I bet she's not that far off from catching up to Tam Tam. I haven't watched a video of hers in months and she looks like she's packed on the pounds.

I'm also curious about what her and Mike will be wearing, probably something from Walmart.
 

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