Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - Fat.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Dysnomia

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It's hard to generalize any statistics about obesity and fertility because a lot of studies (i.e. all of them until a few years ago) just consider everyone with BMI >29 or 30 as one group, without properly accounting for how fucking fat people are getting nowadays. Subcategories of severely obese, morbidly obese etc help but they're still really new and being debated. Realistically there's no way that, for example this woman at 5'7" 193 lbs is going to have the same problems with fertility as this one at 5'3" 412 lbs would. So all of the readily available statistics on the subject are useless.

I found one study that found fertility rates decreased by around 4-5% for an increase of every one BMI unit past the point of obesity, but this study only included women who hadn't stopped ovulating and excluded the ones with PCOS and those conditions are so ridiculously common among obese women that it really doesn't tell us much. Even so, guessing Amy is 5'3" and 400 lbs puts her at a BMI of 70, I'm too lazy to do the math but spontaneous conception is pretty fucking unlikely.

If any other flaming spergs want to have a go at PubMed for studies about the rate of spontaneous pregnancies occurring in the Fat as Fuck population, let me know if you find anything. But from what I can tell women as fat as Amy who give birth are pretty fucking rare.

Guess she'll have to settle for getting more pets and mistreating those instead. At least trashy people can give away their pets when they get tired of them and there is some hope their lives won't forever be garbage.
She can't even take care of a puppy. There is no way in hell she can handle kids. She should just stick to her roaches. They are thriving.

I can see it now. Amy will be filming a video and you will hear kids screaming, glass breaking and stuff bein knocked over. Maybe some of Micheal's incoherrant mumbling as the defective gears in his head attempt to parent. I suspect that he is borderline like Tammy. He just makes himself useful by having a job. We'll see Amy make a face and then jumpcut! And a few minutes later the poorly supervised children will be at it again.

Let's just hope that her fat makes her infertile. She would make a terrible mother and even Tammy thinks that Amy and Michael shouldn't have kids. Tammy has said she doesn't want any. But at her weight it ain't happening anyway.

The amount of complications from being as big as Amy is would be a lot to handle. Doesn't she already have the beetus? And she looks 55. I bet people will be really surprised that grandma managed to concieve her change of life baby. :lol:

I think Amy gained some weight. Her face looks bigger to me. I never bought the "I lost 40 lbs"" claim. You know there is a ton of eating going on in that house.

If Amy does manage to get knocked up I think her subsciber count will get a boost because people are gonna wanna watch her pregnancy journey that she will play up for free gifts. Free is a Slaton's favorite price. I think it is the only way her channel will recover. Wasn't she at 113 or am I misremembering? She is at the high end of 112 now. How do you tell how many subscribers are bleeding out?

After babby terrible parenting will probably not kill the channel either. People will be watching for a chance to call CPS over something. Sadly I can see Amy exploiting a kid for views. Even Pink Fairy's repulsive, fat wonky eyed ass is smart enough to keep Hailey's face off camera.

I bet when she says "given away to a good family" that means her brother in the back yard with a baseball bat and a shovel.
Several people in the comments have wondered if Dobby was really given away and not dumped somewhere. I'm hoping TamTam spills some beans in one of her two hour lives that make you want to repeatedly bash yourself in the head with a blunt object.

You know that Amy didn't think about it too long. She likely gave him to the first person who said yes even though he has been bounced around to many homes and has issues from being caged up and ignored while he cried for hours. Ideally he should go to a shelter that deals with animals that can be rehomed but need work first. There are likely no places like that in Inbred Gulch though. If she gave Dobby to someone as bad as she was at caring for him then he will be miserable and likely rehomed again and again. I really hope he is in a good home. If Amy gets enough hate she will likely update the story. Although it may be lies again.

She said in the video that she is still trying to get rid of Mickey. A guinea pig she got on a whim that should have never had the misfortune of crossing paths with her. At this point if she gets another animal she is really gonna get it from her subscibers.

Amy said she just paid the couch off. The hole is tiny and her roach infested pigsty isn't exactly a showroom to begin with. Someone pointed out that the hole was too perfectly square and maybe Amy burned it with a cigatrette, cut the burn out told Michael the dog did it.

Now we all know how much Amy likes spending her legally blind tard bux at Hot Topic. I even tallied up how much she wasted on makeup palettes at one point. It is somewhere earlier in the thread. Whenever she did her makeup palette collection video. She could easily have that hole fixed if she put the brakes on her Hot Topic habit. That place is expensive. In one of her more recent videos there's a Hot Topic bag in the backgroud. So she must have wasted more gub'ment money there again.

I think there is more to the Dobby story than just a hole in the couch. She is blaming her viewers for her inability to discipline Dobby. Because people made negative comments about Amy leaving him to cry in a crate while she put on makeup. I wonder how many people turned the video off because they couldn't stand to hear the poor thing crying anymore? I know I did.

Amy said she couldn't watch the dog because she "was makin' a video for y'all." So imagine this issue magnified if she has kids. "Little Cletus ran out into traffic/stuck his finger in the electrical socket/cut himself on broken glass/drank bleach/ because I was makin' a video for y'all.

Pray she is infertile due to being so damn fat.

Bonus pic! The Michelin Man dying his hair!:biggrin:

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bigshot

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You know that Amy didn't think about it too long. She likely gave him to the first person who said yes even though he has been bounced around to many homes and has issues from being caged up and ignored while he cried for hours. Ideally he should go to a shelter that deals with animals that can be rehomed but need work first
With an animal like that, she would probably have to go out and work to find someone to take it. Easier to just get bubba to bash its brains in with a baseball bat and bury it in the compost heap. I bet the corner of the yard is an elephant's graveyard of Amy's "little friends".
 

MysticMisty

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I can see it now. Amy will be filming a video and you will hear kids screaming, glass breaking and stuff bein knocked over.
This scenario is completely unrealistic. Amy is the type of redneck trash to just literally lock her kids outside of the house as soon as they're up and (maybe) dressed, and refuse to let them back in until dinner. And in the summer, lock them outside for a few more hours until the sun goes down. If they're in the house that cuts into precious YouTube and makeup time.
 

Fauntah

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"As for Minnie the cat, that was the one that she dropped off at the Slaton Doublewide because he was going all over the floor. He was a male cat that Amy stupidly missexed. They renamed him Mickey. Not to be confused with the MIA guinea pig. At first Tammy claimed he was given away to a nice family. Then in another live she was asked again and said he was run over by a car, prompting the "it was just a cat" debacle that got her tons of hate. So Tammy lies about animals too. "

Oh no! That was the cutest little cat. I always wondered what became of "Minnie/Mickey" after he disappeared from Amys videos. I mean, I knew he went to live with Amy's mom but I could never get an answer from Tammy or Amy when I asked in their insta stories or live shows it was conveniently always ignored. Although I did take a hiatus from the slatons around the time Mickey/Minnie disappeared. Anyway thanks for the information I have been asking about that little cat for about 2 years....
 

bigshot

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She talks about her ex-pets in the past tense. "Little Bit was severely depressed. He was an old dog." Is she trying to make us think the dog committed suicide? Those animals are in a happy place with no cares now... out by the garden shed in the back corner of the yard. She was nice... she probably gave him a big dish of her kielbasa macaroni cheese pie before bubba took him for the walk of no return. I bet bubba made "whack a mole" jokes when he offed the hamster.
 
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There_is_no_Dana

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So Tammy isn't going to Amy's wedding because she claims she doesn't feel well, but Amy says it's because she's a big girl and can't get around as well as Amy does. So sad, I'll bet Amy isn't far behind though.
 
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T0xic_rum

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I had to laugh when Amy said that about Tammy, she acts like she's so tiny compared to Tammy, I bet she's not that far off from catching up to Tam Tam. I haven't watched a video of hers in months and she looks like she's packed on the pounds.

I'm also curious about what her and Mike will be wearing, probably something from Walmart.
 

Dysnomia

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Jumpscare at 0:04


Also note that at the one minute mark Amy is sorry about the way she acted in the last video regarding Dobby. She says she went into detail more on her Instagram. You will also hear her redneck mumbling about how it wasn't really her idea to give him up. I knew there was more to it than just a hole in the couch pissing Amy off. Fatty didn't want to lose her man. I guess Michael don't like no holes in his brand new couch. To a redneck a couch that wasn't taken from the dump or found discarded on the side of the road is a status symbol. That's living high on the hog. If yer lucky y'all might find yerself a mattress that ain't too stained up. Then you'll be the envy of the whole trailer park.

Watching Amy fumble with a curling iron like she is 12 and insists on doing it herself is a sight. Especially with those Michelin Man arms flailing about. Dem rolls. :cryblood:

Tammy was supposed to film the wedding too. Damn. i was hoping to see a sample of her work. The camera probably trained on her gigantic face with a quarter of the happy couple partially visable behind that sack full of Christmas hams that Tammy calls an arm. All while making sure to tell Dustin to shut up several times during the ceremony.

I think that she knows she looks really bad and doesn't want to be stared at. Especially when she doesn't even fit in her wheelchair. And she is probably more than a bit jealous. That whole girlfriend thing turned out to be really one sided and Tammy pretty much admitted to that. Tammy lonely. Her size and her attitude will always get in the way of any happiness she could have. At least Amy, for all her flaws, seems to try to improve herself the best a Slaton can. It's not much and they are both terrible. But she is at least a bit better than Tammy.

Can't wait for the next "diet" update. TamTam claims that a 4x almost fits her. Sure, Jan.:roll:

She can totally wear it ugaiz. It's just a little tight. :lol:

We should start taking bets on how much weight she gains from this diet. She is headed for being bedbound. She can already barely move around in the wheelchair. How much longer before the ambulance has to haul her ass to the vet at Sea World again? Next time she may really need that supersize coffin.

"As for Minnie the cat, that was the one that she dropped off at the Slaton Doublewide because he was going all over the floor. He was a male cat that Amy stupidly missexed. They renamed him Mickey. Not to be confused with the MIA guinea pig. At first Tammy claimed he was given away to a nice family. Then in another live she was asked again and said he was run over by a car, prompting the "it was just a cat" debacle that got her tons of hate. So Tammy lies about animals too. "

Oh no! That was the cutest little cat. I always wondered what became of "Minnie/Mickey" after he disappeared from Amys videos. I mean, I knew he went to live with Amy's mom but I could never get an answer from Tammy or Amy when I asked in their insta stories or live shows it was conveniently always ignored. Although I did take a hiatus from the slatons around the time Mickey/Minnie disappeared. Anyway thanks for the information I have been asking about that little cat for about 2 years....
Tammy could have avoided all the bad comments by telling the truth in the first place and not screaming that it was just a cat every time someone brought it up. Taylor Nicole Dean made the same mistake with "It was just a fish". Although in her case she gushed over the fish when it was alive because she just had to have another exotic fish she couldn't properly take care of. People need to realise that you will piss off subscribers if you act like this over deceased pets. Even if you have to fake it at least try to look like you have some humanity in you. Otherwise have fun bleeding subscribers.

Tammy is mean to animals. There is a video where she is tormented Dustin's cat with a fat people grabby stick that he is clearly terrified of. Someone also mentioned, either here or on Youtube, that Tammy once smacked a tiny chihuahua in the head and send it wimpering with its tail between its legs.

Tammy is the worst type of exceptional. At least Lennie from Of Mice and Men didn't mean to kill the puppy. His tard strength was just too much.

Tammy couldn't ignore the cat questions anymore I guess. She was being asked a lot and finally started saying they didn't have him anymore. Then she made up the story that he was with a nice family. Then her tardness got the best of her and she let the truth slip. I cannot imagine the state of litter boxes at the Slaton doublewide. The cats do go out. But that probably makes everyone even more lazy.

I hope Amy never gets another cat and no more animals enter the Slaton Doublewide. The Slatons should not have pets at all. Dustin genuinely loves Uta. So I hope that nothing bad happens to him.

Well it's not like a professional is going to be able to make her look pretty either
Amy said that she can't afford a salon. The last time she had her hair done it was $70. But you would think that for her wedding she would have planned ahead a bit. A few less makeup palettes and she could have at least gotten a new outfit. She didn't even have the foresight to try and find a date where more family members were available to attend. So she says she may have a second ceremony at Maw's church at a later date.

You'd think that in Redneckville everyone has at least one friend that achieved the high falutin' career goal of butishun. She doesn't have any girlfriends that can do her hair? Then again who the hell would want to be friends with Amy?:lol:
 

Francis Dollarhyde

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We should start taking bets on how much weight she gains from this diet. She is headed for being bedbound. She can already barely move around in the wheelchair. How much longer before the ambulance has to haul her ass to the vet at Sea World again? Next time she may really need that supersize coffin.
She cannot properly fit a bariatric wheelchair and can only get her big fat ass to the toilet and the fridge for food, this is not helped by her sedentary lifestyle, she is already effectively immobile, if not exactly bedbound yet. As soon as she is, she will die rather quickly. She has been too close too often before. Even if she could walk, the knees, feet and hips are done because of all that weight on em. I could not finish a day of physical work at 215 without discomfort in my knees, what the fuck is 500+ going to do?

She can lose the weight if she really tried hard, but she is too dumb for that. She did a stream weeks ago where she had the usual excuses of family members that all were big, and her food is not that unhealthy, and portionsizes are the same like the rest of her family. The light did not go on at that remark. Remember when Amy collected cash for her coffin? Tam Tam said the nurses were cruel to her and starved her on purpose. She does not understand the link between a lot of food and being fat, she does not understand genetics has very little to do with what calories will stick to your gut. Like the alcoholic that insists ascites is a genetic condition and nothing to do with 24 beers a day for 3 decades as he lays there dying and cursing doctors (yes there are people that actually do that). Whenever she streams you can hear the wheels creaking in that bloated head of hers. She never had a chance of being a theoretical phycisist and the fat just rots the brain beyond what Slatongenes did to it. She is just gone, a lost cause, and I am not even being cruel.

Tammy can barely get out of her own damn trailer, so that whole wedding is too much, especially keeping up those 40-60lb a piece arms with a camera for as long as the wedding takes as she was supposed to film. It is not because of her looks and her being insecure. She would get past that in a heartbeat at the thought of a massive weddingcake that had to be eaten that day, and she does not have to pay for that thing. Her body is just too worn down to go.
 

Muscle Bra

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Looks like I was right! Tam-Tam just confirmed that she is too large to fit in the cab of a truck and instead needs to be hauled (hurled?) around in the truck bed!

What I wouldn't give to see Tam-Tam sitting like a queen in her wheelchair as she tries to keep her muu-muu/bedsheets from whipping around in the wind as Maw and Paw Slaton hurtle down the highway...
 

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