She can't even take care of a puppy. There is no way in hell she can handle kids. She should just stick to her roaches. They are thriving.It's hard to generalize any statistics about obesity and fertility because a lot of studies (i.e. all of them until a few years ago) just consider everyone with BMI >29 or 30 as one group, without properly accounting for how fucking fat people are getting nowadays. Subcategories of severely obese, morbidly obese etc help but they're still really new and being debated. Realistically there's no way that, for example this woman at 5'7" 193 lbs is going to have the same problems with fertility as this one at 5'3" 412 lbs would. So all of the readily available statistics on the subject are useless.
I found one study that found fertility rates decreased by around 4-5% for an increase of every one BMI unit past the point of obesity, but this study only included women who hadn't stopped ovulating and excluded the ones with PCOS and those conditions are so ridiculously common among obese women that it really doesn't tell us much. Even so, guessing Amy is 5'3" and 400 lbs puts her at a BMI of 70, I'm too lazy to do the math but spontaneous conception is pretty fucking unlikely.
If any other flaming spergs want to have a go at PubMed for studies about the rate of spontaneous pregnancies occurring in the Fat as Fuck population, let me know if you find anything. But from what I can tell women as fat as Amy who give birth are pretty fucking rare.
Guess she'll have to settle for getting more pets and mistreating those instead. At least trashy people can give away their pets when they get tired of them and there is some hope their lives won't forever be garbage.
I can see it now. Amy will be filming a video and you will hear kids screaming, glass breaking and stuff bein knocked over. Maybe some of Micheal's incoherrant mumbling as the defective gears in his head attempt to parent. I suspect that he is borderline like Tammy. He just makes himself useful by having a job. We'll see Amy make a face and then jumpcut! And a few minutes later the poorly supervised children will be at it again.
Let's just hope that her fat makes her infertile. She would make a terrible mother and even Tammy thinks that Amy and Michael shouldn't have kids. Tammy has said she doesn't want any. But at her weight it ain't happening anyway.
The amount of complications from being as big as Amy is would be a lot to handle. Doesn't she already have the beetus? And she looks 55. I bet people will be really surprised that grandma managed to concieve her change of life baby.
I think Amy gained some weight. Her face looks bigger to me. I never bought the "I lost 40 lbs"" claim. You know there is a ton of eating going on in that house.
If Amy does manage to get knocked up I think her subsciber count will get a boost because people are gonna wanna watch her pregnancy journey that she will play up for free gifts. Free is a Slaton's favorite price. I think it is the only way her channel will recover. Wasn't she at 113 or am I misremembering? She is at the high end of 112 now. How do you tell how many subscribers are bleeding out?
After babby terrible parenting will probably not kill the channel either. People will be watching for a chance to call CPS over something. Sadly I can see Amy exploiting a kid for views. Even Pink Fairy's repulsive, fat wonky eyed ass is smart enough to keep Hailey's face off camera.
Several people in the comments have wondered if Dobby was really given away and not dumped somewhere. I'm hoping TamTam spills some beans in one of her two hour lives that make you want to repeatedly bash yourself in the head with a blunt object.I bet when she says "given away to a good family" that means her brother in the back yard with a baseball bat and a shovel.
You know that Amy didn't think about it too long. She likely gave him to the first person who said yes even though he has been bounced around to many homes and has issues from being caged up and ignored while he cried for hours. Ideally he should go to a shelter that deals with animals that can be rehomed but need work first. There are likely no places like that in Inbred Gulch though. If she gave Dobby to someone as bad as she was at caring for him then he will be miserable and likely rehomed again and again. I really hope he is in a good home. If Amy gets enough hate she will likely update the story. Although it may be lies again.
She said in the video that she is still trying to get rid of Mickey. A guinea pig she got on a whim that should have never had the misfortune of crossing paths with her. At this point if she gets another animal she is really gonna get it from her subscibers.
Amy said she just paid the couch off. The hole is tiny and her roach infested pigsty isn't exactly a showroom to begin with. Someone pointed out that the hole was too perfectly square and maybe Amy burned it with a cigatrette, cut the burn out told Michael the dog did it.
Now we all know how much Amy likes spending her legally blind tard bux at Hot Topic. I even tallied up how much she wasted on makeup palettes at one point. It is somewhere earlier in the thread. Whenever she did her makeup palette collection video. She could easily have that hole fixed if she put the brakes on her Hot Topic habit. That place is expensive. In one of her more recent videos there's a Hot Topic bag in the backgroud. So she must have wasted more gub'ment money there again.
I think there is more to the Dobby story than just a hole in the couch. She is blaming her viewers for her inability to discipline Dobby. Because people made negative comments about Amy leaving him to cry in a crate while she put on makeup. I wonder how many people turned the video off because they couldn't stand to hear the poor thing crying anymore? I know I did.
Amy said she couldn't watch the dog because she "was makin' a video for y'all." So imagine this issue magnified if she has kids. "Little Cletus ran out into traffic/stuck his finger in the electrical socket/cut himself on broken glass/drank bleach/ because I was makin' a video for y'all.
Pray she is infertile due to being so damn fat.
Bonus pic! The Michelin Man dying his hair!