The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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We should start taking bets on how much weight she gains from this diet. She is headed for being bedbound. She can already barely move around in the wheelchair. How much longer before the ambulance has to haul her ass to the vet at Sea World again? Next time she may really need that supersize coffin.
She cannot properly fit a bariatric wheelchair and can only get her big fat ass to the toilet and the fridge for food, this is not helped by her sedentary lifestyle, she is already effectively immobile, if not exactly bedbound yet. As soon as she is, she will die rather quickly. She has been too close too often before. Even if she could walk, the knees, feet and hips are done because of all that weight on em. I could not finish a day of physical work at 215 without discomfort in my knees, what the fuck is 500+ going to do?

She can lose the weight if she really tried hard, but she is too dumb for that. She did a stream weeks ago where she had the usual excuses of family members that all were big, and her food is not that unhealthy, and portionsizes are the same like the rest of her family. The light did not go on at that remark. Remember when Amy collected cash for her coffin? Tam Tam said the nurses were cruel to her and starved her on purpose. She does not understand the link between a lot of food and being fat, she does not understand genetics has very little to do with what calories will stick to your gut. Like the alcoholic that insists ascites is a genetic condition and nothing to do with 24 beers a day for 3 decades as he lays there dying and cursing doctors (yes there are people that actually do that). Whenever she streams you can hear the wheels creaking in that bloated head of hers. She never had a chance of being a theoretical phycisist and the fat just rots the brain beyond what Slatongenes did to it. She is just gone, a lost cause, and I am not even being cruel.

Tammy can barely get out of her own damn trailer, so that whole wedding is too much, especially keeping up those 40-60lb a piece arms with a camera for as long as the wedding takes as she was supposed to film. It is not because of her looks and her being insecure. She would get past that in a heartbeat at the thought of a massive weddingcake that had to be eaten that day, and she does not have to pay for that thing. Her body is just too worn down to go.
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
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Looks like I was right! Tam-Tam just confirmed that she is too large to fit in the cab of a truck and instead needs to be hauled (hurled?) around in the truck bed!

What I wouldn't give to see Tam-Tam sitting like a queen in her wheelchair as she tries to keep her muu-muu/bedsheets from whipping around in the wind as Maw and Paw Slaton hurtle down the highway...
 

bigshot

Some call me a freak. I call me BIGSHOT!
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It really doesn't matter how you die. What matters is how you live. Tammy isn't doing very well on that score.

I wonder if the bride will be driven away from the wedding in the back of a pickup? I can see the groom shoving her up on the bed of the truck, then running around to the driver's side and revving the engine as the guests toss rice on Amy in the back. Then he can four wheel it down the rutted, muddy road to the Slaton hog farm as Amy goes all rolly-polly in the back hollering for him to slow down and avoid the potholes. Later that night, after the dirty deed is done, Amy will send the groom out to the truck to scoop the rice into a shoebox so she kin fix him a crock pot full of wieners and squirt cheese and ketchup and rice for a honeymoon snack. "Itza fambly trudishun!"
 
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MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Turd Blossom

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I truly hope Amy uploads footage of this blessed event. Do you think they attempted to write their own vows? Because that would be amazing.
And one can only hope Mama Halterman catered the reception with her world-renowned tubs of pimento-Miracle Whip spread and fancy Cool Whip pies.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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From Googleing it looks to be a silicone "wedding ring", they market it for people who live the "active lifestyle " lol.
Hilarious. I’m assuming its what a runner, woodworker or rock-climber, etc.. would wear when wearing their metal band is a bad idea but still want to wear a wedding band.

It sounds better than the “too fat and poor for precious metal rings” niche too.

Wal-Mart sells cheap wedding bands but I bet that’s one department that doesn’t cater to the xxxxxl morbidly obese (i.e. ring size 24) rings.

ETA: yup I checked, even cheap stainless steel $25 sets top out at size 12 at Wal-Mart, while that is huge there is no way it’s near big enough for Slaton sausage fingers.
 

There_is_no_Dana

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Those Silicone bands are ugly as hell, plus she's wearing a man's ring. The women's versions are thinner. Either way, they're meant to be a replacement for your actual wedding band when you are doing activities or working around machinery that runs the rick of a degloving accident should the ring get snagged. Silicone will break away before it rips the meat off your finger, in theory. There are people out there who just can't go without their wedding band for a long period of time for whatever reason so they opt to use these as a replacement and their factories etc don't care about them as much. She probably paid about $5 for this at Walmart.
 

bigshot

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I don't know why they didn't just get a nice napkin ring. That blue thing looks like something you'd put on your manhood. Any bets how long it will take for steamy brown chunks of grease to form under it, creating a horrible rash all the way up to her elbow? I'm sure in a week it'll be on there so tight they'll have to saw off the digit to remove it.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Those Silicone bands are ugly as hell, plus she's wearing a man's ring. The women's versions are thinner. Either way, they're meant to be a replacement for your actual wedding band when you are doing activities or working around machinery that runs the rick of a degloving accident should the ring get snagged. Silicone will break away before it rips the meat off your finger, in theory. There are people out there who just can't go without their wedding band for a long period of time for whatever reason so they opt to use these as a replacement and their factories etc don't care about them as much. She probably paid about $5 for this at Walmart.
My husband works around such equipment and so do many guys he knows and I’ve never heard or seen silicone rings, they just don’t wear their wedding bands in the shop. (I’ve heard the horror stories of ring accidents) I’m just at a loss for why you would need a dummy silicone ring instead unless I guess you got a wife convinced the women will be tearing his clothes off unless they see something resembling a ring on his left hand.

I wonder if Mr. Amy gingerly put that ugly blue silicone cock ring on her finger during the ceremony.

I’d bet it has as much to do with her fat finger swelling up all the time as much as only being able to find bands in men’s sizes. Even the largest typical ring sizes for men probably might not fit her.

But given how much she bloats she probably couldn’t take any chances for the wedding day so basically got a rubber band as a wedding ring.
 
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