Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - Fat.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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bigshot

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It really doesn't matter how you die. What matters is how you live. Tammy isn't doing very well on that score.

I wonder if the bride will be driven away from the wedding in the back of a pickup? I can see the groom shoving her up on the bed of the truck, then running around to the driver's side and revving the engine as the guests toss rice on Amy in the back. Then he can four wheel it down the rutted, muddy road to the Slaton hog farm as Amy goes all rolly-polly in the back hollering for him to slow down and avoid the potholes. Later that night, after the dirty deed is done, Amy will send the groom out to the truck to scoop the rice into a shoebox so she kin fix him a crock pot full of wieners and squirt cheese and ketchup and rice for a honeymoon snack. "Itza fambly trudishun!"
 
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MirnaMinkoff

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MirnaMinkoff

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From Googleing it looks to be a silicone "wedding ring", they market it for people who live the "active lifestyle " lol.
Hilarious. I’m assuming its what a runner, woodworker or rock-climber, etc.. would wear when wearing their metal band is a bad idea but still want to wear a wedding band.

It sounds better than the “too fat and poor for precious metal rings” niche too.

Wal-Mart sells cheap wedding bands but I bet that’s one department that doesn’t cater to the xxxxxl morbidly obese (i.e. ring size 24) rings.

ETA: yup I checked, even cheap stainless steel $25 sets top out at size 12 at Wal-Mart, while that is huge there is no way it’s near big enough for Slaton sausage fingers.
 

There_is_no_Dana

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Those Silicone bands are ugly as hell, plus she's wearing a man's ring. The women's versions are thinner. Either way, they're meant to be a replacement for your actual wedding band when you are doing activities or working around machinery that runs the rick of a degloving accident should the ring get snagged. Silicone will break away before it rips the meat off your finger, in theory. There are people out there who just can't go without their wedding band for a long period of time for whatever reason so they opt to use these as a replacement and their factories etc don't care about them as much. She probably paid about $5 for this at Walmart.
 

bigshot

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I don't know why they didn't just get a nice napkin ring. That blue thing looks like something you'd put on your manhood. Any bets how long it will take for steamy brown chunks of grease to form under it, creating a horrible rash all the way up to her elbow? I'm sure in a week it'll be on there so tight they'll have to saw off the digit to remove it.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Those Silicone bands are ugly as hell, plus she's wearing a man's ring. The women's versions are thinner. Either way, they're meant to be a replacement for your actual wedding band when you are doing activities or working around machinery that runs the rick of a degloving accident should the ring get snagged. Silicone will break away before it rips the meat off your finger, in theory. There are people out there who just can't go without their wedding band for a long period of time for whatever reason so they opt to use these as a replacement and their factories etc don't care about them as much. She probably paid about $5 for this at Walmart.
My husband works around such equipment and so do many guys he knows and I’ve never heard or seen silicone rings, they just don’t wear their wedding bands in the shop. (I’ve heard the horror stories of ring accidents) I’m just at a loss for why you would need a dummy silicone ring instead unless I guess you got a wife convinced the women will be tearing his clothes off unless they see something resembling a ring on his left hand.

I wonder if Mr. Amy gingerly put that ugly blue silicone cock ring on her finger during the ceremony.

I’d bet it has as much to do with her fat finger swelling up all the time as much as only being able to find bands in men’s sizes. Even the largest typical ring sizes for men probably might not fit her.

But given how much she bloats she probably couldn’t take any chances for the wedding day so basically got a rubber band as a wedding ring.
 

Dysnomia

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Looks like I was right! Tam-Tam just confirmed that she is too large to fit in the cab of a truck and instead needs to be hauled (hurled?) around in the truck bed!

What I wouldn't give to see Tam-Tam sitting like a queen in her wheelchair as she tries to keep her muu-muu/bedsheets from whipping around in the wind as Maw and Paw Slaton hurtle down the highway...
So if she actually does participate in her own Walmart hurls does that mean that every time she's in the back of the truck? Imagine driving by and seeing a 700 lb mound of blubber in the truck bed? :lol:

How the hell do they even get her back there? I guess Dustin has to help because he is the only person who is mobile enough. What if TamTam fall? She would crush you like a grape.

I wonder if she eats right after throwing up. Like a dog that doesn't know any better. She is probably sick from too much food. She might claim her portions are average. But that is going by her family. And Maw and Paw are both fat too. Her idea of healthy portions and healthy meals are skewed by coming from a fat family. The reason she thinks it is genetic is because everyone is so fat. But the problem isn't that fat runs in her family. It's that nobody runs in her family. They are fat because of poor choices and laziness. Tammy and Amy's father died from obesity complications. Everyone just sits around stuffing their faces with portions they see as normal because they are all so damn fat.

They should all be on Family By the Ton. Boy, would that be a sight.

From Googleing it looks to be a silicone "wedding ring", they market it for people who live the "active lifestyle " lol.
The only thing active about Amy is her eating habits. I guess a stretchy ring is easier than having to have it sized up as her ham mitts expand over time. And it is still too tight looking on her. Someone said it was a man's ring. I guess the ladies' version was too tight.

Can't wait for it to get grimy and gross. It looks like some silly kiddie ring from a prize machine. It's very juvenile. Maybe she got it at Hot Topic.
 

Guardsman42

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Ring aside, the first two pictures of her..bitch mode activated. That must be Amy's standard now..but then all done up and it's like ..wtf.....

She stopped looking human, it's like some weird..fat fetish real doll? Is that what it is?
 

MysticMisty

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I really need to see pictures of this wedding, it's got to be entertaining.
Same. Even if it's pretty much the same as her brother's wedding a few years back, I still want to see the latest edition of the Slaton clan (minus Tammy) dressed in their "best".

And speaking of Tammy I don't buy her "I'm sick and didn't want to throw up at the wedding" excuse. She said she wasn't going last month when it was announced, this isn't a new development. And the way she referred to it as stupid, I'm thinking her real reason is rooted in jealousy. Amy is the """"thin"""" one who moved out of the family trailer, found a man (though a questionable one considering the first kiss story), and now is getting married. Amy has actually succeeded by Slaton standards while Tammy is still alone with Maw and Step-Paw.
 

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