Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - 1000 lb Sisters

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MirnaMinkoff

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One of the things that makes My 600 Lb interesting is the fact they actually show where and how the fatties live. (Until they haul them to Houston and put them into a rental unit) This show has hosed off the Slatons, applied make-up and shoved them into some staged condo which removes about 90% of any reality we were going to ever get out of this show. We already know they script and story board all the dialogue and outings, so filming them in condos the production team set up is disappointing.

One of the best things about the Slatons was seeing them in their hovels. Either leave them in their actual homes to film or take them to LA to film. Leaving them in Kentucky, but stuffing them in some generic condo to make them more palatable and less offensive to cable viewers is just the sort of decision I expect from a show that’s trying to pretend they aren’t exploiting the massively stupid and fat hillbillies.
 

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How long till I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME flood tlc’s and people’s social media talking about animal abuse and Amy biting a tard? I’m taking all bets.

But seriously I’m stoked to see what a rollercoaster it’s gonna be. It kinda bummed me out that maw Slaton isn’t even trying to encourage them (particularly since Amy made progress) but I can’t say I’m surprised.The cynic in me knows it won’t last either but I’d love to be proved wrong.
 

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Kentucky Siblings Battle to Lose Enough Weight for Bariatric Surgery in New Series 1000-Lb Sisters

"In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight," Amy Slaton says

The Slaton Sisters embark on a weight loss journey in TLC‘s upcoming docuseries, 1000-Lb Sisters., to premiere on New Year’s Day.

Amy and Tammy Slaton hope to undergo bariatric surgery — but the sisters, who live in Kentucky, will have to lose enough weight to qualify for the procedure.

Amy, 31, and Tammy, 32, weigh 406 lbs. and 605 lbs. respectively. Amy and her husband hope to start a family soon, but are struggling to get pregnant. Tammy has moved in with them following her last hospital stay and requires their help with everyday tasks.

The sisters, who are also YouTube stars, will be chronicling their weight loss journey throughout the six-part series, documenting doctors’ appointments, healthy eating challenges, and revealing the final decision about their surgery.

“I’m ready to cancel the surgery, I don’t see us going forward with it with the progress you’re making right now,” warns one of their doctors in the exclusive clip.

“In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight,” Amy says. “I think it’s going to be hard, because we’ll both be grumpy if we don’t eat.”

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.

The pressure to lose weight appears to cause tension between the siblings in a later scene. “I feels like ya’ll are trying to kick me out,” Tammy says. “It’d be better for us to get separated for a little bit,” Amy responds.

“We started this journey together, but there’s only so much one person can do,” Amy says after an argument where Tammy asks her to “get the f— off my back.”

1000-Lb Sisters will be available on TLC Go on Dec. 20 and will premiere live on Jan. 1, 2020 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
I see Maw! Wonder if Dustin is gonna make an appearance?

Tammy is tard raging. Nothing new there. I think the best part is getting to see Hammy walking around outside with the walker. We don't really get to see much full body Tammy. We don't get to see much full body Amy either. And she is so round that it's like the boulder from Indiana Jones grew limbs and came alive.

I do think Amy lost some weight. Not a lot. But she looks slightly smaller. Tammy on the other hand looks the same to me. Maybe worse.

I can't wait to compare the show with what we already know. I hope we get one of those introduction monologues like on My 600 lb Life.:lol:

Seeing Amy in that sports bra made me nauseous. Why would you wear that to the gym at that size? It reminds me of those supersized toddlers you'd see on Maury always dressed with their guts hanging out. I bet the producers told her to wear that. I remember that deleted workout video. Amy was wearing the same thing.

I think Tammy definitely failed. Her current efforts are probably an attempt to diet that obviously isn't working. She has got to be cheating. No one stays 600 lbs if they are following a reasonable weight loss plan. Girl is stuffing her face every waking moment. If Amy somehow manages to get down to a Slaton version of thin Tammy gonna be jelly. Then she gonna eat that Jelly 'cause she fat.

It's both amazing and horrifying to see the Slaton Sister in high def. I am so used to blurry carmas and bad sound that it's like seeing them reborn.
 

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Here's the press release:

Source: https://cf-media.press.discovery.com/ugc/press/2019/12/04/125440/TLC1000lbSisters_ReleaseFinal.pdf

"TLC KICKS OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH ‘1000-LB SISTERS;’ ALL-NEW DOCUSERIES CAPTURING THE WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY OF HILARIOUS YOUTUBERSTHE SLATON SISTERS PREMIERES JANUARY 1

(New York) —Amy and Tammy Slaton, spunky sisters from Kentucky, have candidly shared their lives, weight struggles and larger-than-life personalities with their YouTube fans.Now, tipping the scales at over 1000 pounds combined, TLC will follow The Slaton Sisters through their biggest endeavor yet: losing enough weight to qualify for and undergo life-changing bariatric surgery and pursue their dreams. Thesix-part series, called 1000-LB SISTERS,premieresJanuary 1 at 10 PM ET/PT.

In 1000-LB SISTERS,TLC follows younger sister Amy, age 31, who wants to start a family with her new husband butis having trouble getting pregnant due to her weight and health issues. At 32, Tammy needs help with everyday tasks and had to move in with the newlyweds after her last hospital stay. She dreams of moving out of Amy’s house so that she can live independently and find a love interest. But at 406 and 605 lbs. respectively, Amy and Tammy will have to lose weight before they can get approved for the surgery they hope will change their lives.The docuseries will follow them every step of the way, from appointments with their doctor and navigating the relatable challenges of eating healthier and moving more, to finding out if they qualify for surgery and having the procedure if they do. Whether it’s sampling exercise equipment like thigh masters and shake weights or cutting back on unusual culinary treats they enjoy creating like “dressed bananas” (bananas dipped in Miracle Whip dressing and rolled in chopped peanuts), the sisters learn and laugh as they try to embrace a healthy lifestyle.

Tammy’s limited mobility forces her to rely on Amy more than she’d like to, adding to the tension that already exists just from living under the same roof. She hasn’t left home in six years except for medical attention, and the isolation has taken a toll on both of them. Longing to connect with people, the sisters created a YouTube channel where they post funny videos and document their lives. But behind all their jokes and wacky humor, the sisters know they have to get serious about weight loss –or the consequences could be life-threatening.Viewers will get a front-row seat to their emotional rollercoaster ride, from the highs and lows to challenges that alternately test the strength of their bond and bring them closer together.All of it will be captured through the lens of their big, lovable personalities and unique brand of “funny” in this captivating series full of heart and humor.

The series premiere of 1000-LB SISTERS will be available onTLC Go on December 20. Join the 1000-LB SISTERS conversation on social media by using the hashtag #1000lbSisters. Follow TLC onTwitterandInstagramand ‘Like’ us onFacebookfor more updates.The series 1000-LB SISTERS is produced by Crazy Legs Productions for TLC. "



The "dressed bananas" shit is clearly something TLC has made up to make them endearing. Give me a break! :cringe:
 

MirnaMinkoff

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I see Maw! Wonder if Dustin is gonna make an appearance?

Tammy is tard raging. Nothing new there. I think the best part is getting to see Hammy walking around outside with the walker. We don't really get to see much full body Tammy. We don't get to see much full body Amy either. And she is so round that it's like the boulder from Indiana Jones grew limbs and came alive.

I do think Amy lost some weight. Not a lot. But she looks slightly smaller. Tammy on the other hand looks the same to me. Maybe worse.

I can't wait to compare the show with what we already know. I hope we get one of those introduction monologues like on My 600 lb Life.:lol:

Seeing Amy in that sports bra made me nauseous. Why would you wear that to the gym at that size? It reminds me of those supersized toddlers you'd see on Maury always dressed with their guts hanging out. I bet the producers told her to wear that. I remember that deleted workout video. Amy was wearing the same thing.

I think Tammy definitely failed. Her current efforts are probably an attempt to diet that obviously isn't working. She has got to be cheating. No one stays 600 lbs if they are following a reasonable weight loss plan. Girl is stuffing her face every waking moment. If Amy somehow manages to get down to a Slaton version of thin Tammy gonna be jelly. Then she gonna eat that Jelly 'cause she fat.

It's both amazing and horrifying to see the Slaton Sister in high def. I am so used to blurry carmas and bad sound that it's like seeing them reborn.
The “surgery” is just the pretend positive goal so they can film these fatty freaks. I don’t think Amy or Tammy get any surgery, except a leg amputated from diabetes in a few years.

Amy will maybe lose a bit of weight, make minimal progress and Tammy just gets fatter. At the end of the season it will be framed as Amy “making progress for her surgery approval” and Tammy a big old failure, with lots of hijinks inbetween!

if the ratings are good enough for a second season they will probably get a bit more serious with Amy for a surgery story arch season. They can’t film two fatties totally failing for consecutive seasons. Any will have to deliver the WLS drama for a second season.
 

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The "dressed bananas" shit is clearly something TLC has made up to make them endearing. Give me a break! :cringe:
I thought so too. Bananas in miracle whip and rolled in peanuts would require way too much effort for Tammy and Amy to expend. It’s also way too sophisticated for a Slaton meal. We’ve all seen those boxed cake and disastrous fudge recipes for too long to know the Slatons don’t eat anything unless it comes with simple instructions and with half of the “ingredients” already being pre-made.
 

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The "dressed bananas" shit is clearly something TLC has made up to make them endearing. Give me a break! :cringe:
I guess they found this a little more tolerable than some of the insane shit Amy has cooked up in the past. Like when she mixed the jar of peanut butter with the jar of frosting.
 

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I thought so too. Bananas in miracle whip and rolled in peanuts would require way too much effort for Tammy and Amy to expend. It’s also way too sophisticated for a Slaton meal. We’ve all seen those boxed cake and disastrous fudge recipes for too long to know the Slatons don’t eat anything unless it comes with simple instructions and with half of the “ingredients” already being pre-made.
The recipe contains two healthy/natural things: bananas and peanuts, so it's demonstrably not a Slaton original recipe.
 

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2020 for lolcows is already starting off to a good start. Tammy & Amy get their own TV show, much like Steven from My 600 Lb Life. Twice the net gain, half the intelligence.

Also, I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry? I'm surprised TLC is still relevant nowadays. What's going to happen with their YouTube channel? Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?

Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time? Also, that is NOT their house. That looks too clean.
 

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2020 for lolcows is already starting off to a good start. Tammy & Amy get their own TV show, much like Steven from My 600 Lb Life. Twice the net gain, half the intelligence.

Also, I don't get why in these shows, they start crying on public television. You made yourself into that situation; now you find the need to cry? I'm surprised TLC is still relevant nowadays. What's going to happen with their YouTube channel? Did they sign a contract to film exclusively for TLC for a couple episodes?

Somebody mentioned them being scripted. Are they able to read and practice a script for prolonged periods of time? Also, that is NOT their house. That looks too clean.
People love TLC. It's professionally produced trash at this point. 80% of my guilty pleasure shows are on that channel.

They're still been uploading on their channels. I suspect they'll continue to do so when the show airs. They generally didn't talk about the show, but since they're dumb ditchpigs, they slipped up a few times. But it hardly matters... it's not like they spoiled anything (Except the fact they clearly haven't lost weight).

And it's not their home. They got moved into a duplex months ago, when they started shooting the show. I guess the reality of their roach filled trailers and hoarded out shithole houses were too bleak, even for TLC viewers.
 
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