Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - 1000 lb Sisters

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MysticMisty

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The "dressed bananas" shit is clearly something TLC has made up to make them endearing. Give me a break! :cringe:
I'm guessing some exec thought it'd be easier for the average pre-existing TLC viewer to digest than Mike's mom's "mayo and cheese" recipe. And it avoids the brand problems of the usual "add one more ingriedent before dumping in the oven" stuff Amy "demonstrated" in the past, or her potato chip taste tests.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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I was just surprised (kind of) how unlikable they let Tammers come off as. She swears up a storm at Amy (who seems, oddly, reasonable) and just acts a fool. And we at first thought she was the nice one!
Got have someone play the heel on tv show. Given how difficult it would be to deal with Tammy and a filming schedule I’m sure the crew had no problem casting her as the villain. It would actually be far harder to make her sympathetic. Amy is the heroine who just wants to lose weight and spawn another Slanton.

I can’t imagine the nightmare the crew had trying to cajole Tammy to go out anywhere for their activity filming days on any semblance of a schedule.
 

Fareal

will definitely consider what you have said
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People love TLC. It's professionally produced trash at this point. 80% of my guilty pleasure shows are on that channel.

They're still been uploading on their channels. I suspect they'll continue to do so when the show airs. They generally didn't talk about the show, but since they're dumb ditchpigs, they slipped up a few times. But it hardly matters... it's not like they spoiled anything (Except the fact they clearly haven't lost weight).

And it's not their home. They got moved into a duplex months ago, when they started shooting the show. I guess the reality of their roach filled trailers and hoarded out shithole houses were too bleak, even for TLC viewers.
Maaaaan they could have done a crossover episode with Hoarders. Missed opportunity
 

JNT2012

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Kentucky Siblings Battle to Lose Enough Weight for Bariatric Surgery in New Series 1000-Lb Sisters

"In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight," Amy Slaton says

The Slaton Sisters embark on a weight loss journey in TLC‘s upcoming docuseries, 1000-Lb Sisters., to premiere on New Year’s Day.

Amy and Tammy Slaton hope to undergo bariatric surgery — but the sisters, who live in Kentucky, will have to lose enough weight to qualify for the procedure.

Amy, 31, and Tammy, 32, weigh 406 lbs. and 605 lbs. respectively. Amy and her husband hope to start a family soon, but are struggling to get pregnant. Tammy has moved in with them following her last hospital stay and requires their help with everyday tasks.

The sisters, who are also YouTube stars, will be chronicling their weight loss journey throughout the six-part series, documenting doctors’ appointments, healthy eating challenges, and revealing the final decision about their surgery.

“I’m ready to cancel the surgery, I don’t see us going forward with it with the progress you’re making right now,” warns one of their doctors in the exclusive clip.

“In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight,” Amy says. “I think it’s going to be hard, because we’ll both be grumpy if we don’t eat.”

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.

The pressure to lose weight appears to cause tension between the siblings in a later scene. “I feels like ya’ll are trying to kick me out,” Tammy says. “It’d be better for us to get separated for a little bit,” Amy responds.

“We started this journey together, but there’s only so much one person can do,” Amy says after an argument where Tammy asks her to “get the f— off my back.”

1000-Lb Sisters will be available on TLC Go on Dec. 20 and will premiere live on Jan. 1, 2020 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
I do not think anything else for this Christmas is a better Christmas gift than this.
 

Nonconsentual Pronouns

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The excitement for this upcoming feature of one of our duo-cows potentially feels overshadowed if one stops to think and realize that there would need to be at least one entire Kiwi Network channel to cover all of the best content hosted here. The Beauty Parlor alone could easily take up a good half of the non-prime time hours when considering acceptable daily hours for reruns. Don't get me wrong, The Trashfire Channel is already a bit close to being the Kiwi Farms: Normie Network Edition, but they don't have Jack or his shit on our troon and autist content.

Regardless, I'm still giddy as all hell for this docu-series and the possibility of it even giving us seconds. What a way to warm my cold, dead heart this holiday season. <3 Merry Christmas, every one of us!
 

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Is that huge log of meat in Amy's arm?
Since they're not in either of their own homes, the producers went out and bought food just so they could throw it away on camera. Depicted there is an entire 15-pound case of 80/20 ground beef, I think? I'm no tree-hugger by any stretch of the imagination, but seeing people that wasteful with meat boils my blood. An animal was born, lived a shitty life and died just so those fatties could use them as a prop to pretend that they're going to change their ways. Anyone who thinks they took it back out of that trash bag is hopelessly optimistic, IMO.
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

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Kentucky Siblings Battle to Lose Enough Weight for Bariatric Surgery in New Series 1000-Lb Sisters

"In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight," Amy Slaton says

The Slaton Sisters embark on a weight loss journey in TLC‘s upcoming docuseries, 1000-Lb Sisters., to premiere on New Year’s Day.

Amy and Tammy Slaton hope to undergo bariatric surgery — but the sisters, who live in Kentucky, will have to lose enough weight to qualify for the procedure.

Amy, 31, and Tammy, 32, weigh 406 lbs. and 605 lbs. respectively. Amy and her husband hope to start a family soon, but are struggling to get pregnant. Tammy has moved in with them following her last hospital stay and requires their help with everyday tasks.

The sisters, who are also YouTube stars, will be chronicling their weight loss journey throughout the six-part series, documenting doctors’ appointments, healthy eating challenges, and revealing the final decision about their surgery.

“I’m ready to cancel the surgery, I don’t see us going forward with it with the progress you’re making right now,” warns one of their doctors in the exclusive clip.

“In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight,” Amy says. “I think it’s going to be hard, because we’ll both be grumpy if we don’t eat.”

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.

The pressure to lose weight appears to cause tension between the siblings in a later scene. “I feels like ya’ll are trying to kick me out,” Tammy says. “It’d be better for us to get separated for a little bit,” Amy responds.

“We started this journey together, but there’s only so much one person can do,” Amy says after an argument where Tammy asks her to “get the f— off my back.”

1000-Lb Sisters will be available on TLC Go on Dec. 20 and will premiere live on Jan. 1, 2020 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.
Victimhood pays off again.
 
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