The solution to Chris' loneliness! -

[Anchuent Christory]

But with a catch!...... she's powered by Kinect.

:She's not a JERK
:She's boyfriend free
:She appears to meet all love quest requirements.
:She initiates conversation.
:She'll listen to everything he says.
:She "hmmmms" sympathetically.
:She can't run away.
:She's not a troll.
:She won't deflate.

Kinect powered therapist.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/...ed-therapist-quot-hmms-quot-with-concern.aspx

Seeing as he's managed to alienate himself from..... well everybody lately, this really is the best option for him

You lost faith in God Chris, but he has provided!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Fuck! GodJesus is putting that beautiful digital yeswoman asspatter on the hated 360. What a troll He is!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Fuck! GodJesus is putting that beautiful digital yeswoman asspatter on the hated 360. What a troll He is!

Godjesus works in mysterious ways Alec I just hope the software can cope with the stress sighs.

And please can somebody with video editing skills put a video of Chris babbling about crap nobody cares about into the left hand box where the patient is.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Only problem that this needs to be in the PS3.

 

[Trombonista]

This is just creepy.

 

[CatParty]

Maybe the answer to fixing all of Chris chan's problems would be to buy a hexbawx

 

[Kyu]

Would it work even?
I see it cross reference face expression with sound response variation....
Chris has no expression and his voice is.. well, Chris's

 

[spaps]

Woah, we don't want him to be any more isolated, now.

 

[regularjohn]

or he could stick his finger in the usb port and download it so he could convert it to ps3 later.

You know, after he becomes a hobo.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I don't know why, but I was expecting a picture of a revolver.

 

[CatParty]

I don't know why, but I was expecting a picture of a revolver.

megatron.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

SimSensei is one of several programs under development now that look to log the differences in how people with depression make eye contact, smile, shift in their chairs, and give off other small clues to their condition.

I'd be fascinated to see what it makes of Chris bizarre facial expressions and speech patterns.

 

[NoDarkies]

Only problem is that he can't fuck it.

 

[Superjad]

Only problem is that he can't fuck it.

[youtube]lVwiROEIHic[/youtube]

 

[CatParty]

SimSensei is one of several programs under development now that look to log the differences in how people with depression make eye contact, smile, shift in their chairs, and give off other small clues to their condition.

I'd be fascinated to see what it makes of Chris bizarre facial expressions and speech patterns.

probably would 814 him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_commitment#Virginia

 

[NoDarkies]

Only problem is that he can't fuck it.

[youtube]lVwiROEIHic[/youtube]

Forgot about this. Would he cheat on the PS triple with a hexbawks though?

 

[Superjad]

It's possible, just ask Ivy.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It's worth pointing out that it only uses the Kinect technology and not the actual HEXbox itself, but I don't think that distinction would matter to Chris.

 

[spaps]

Only problem is that he can't fuck it.

He's Chris. He'll find a way.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

But don't tell us how. Let him figure it out on his own or have a daring girl tell him to do it and post a video of it online to earn her love. From there, we can see the horror and yeah.