TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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You radically overestimate the importance Rachel has to Spoony. It is very much a one-way street, and part of what makes the "relationship" so bizarre is how she is completely obsessed with him, and yet he completely ignores her to the point where he may very well have actually muted her ages ago. I can't recall the last time he has actually responded to her.

He has responded to her sometime last month, if I recall.

Which then makes it even more shocking that he hasn't muted her when she tags him like ten times a day.
 

Arthur Morgan

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He has responded to her sometime last month, if I recall.

Which then makes it even more shocking that he hasn't muted her when she tags him like ten times a day.
It'd be hilarious if he pulled a Lindsay Ellis and soft blocked her. She probably wouldn't even notice and would just keep tagging him in her tweets despite the fact that she can't see him anymore.
 

Mango Unchained

Cocaine & Cocaine accessories
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Nothing better to start sunday morning than a cuppa malt coffee and some decline-era Spoony.


The more often you watch his later reviews, the more you realize how desperately he clings to his dissolving mojo, yet combats the motivation to do something other than pity partying or tweeting. At 7:31 he refers to his sperg spiral talk about the prisoner robes in FFXIII as a segue to the one following in regard to the secret dungeon of the Black Knight. I never was into the whole PC/console wars thing, but it seems to me like Spoony (obviously outed as a PC gamer) vehemently tries to shit on SNES Ultima for the sake of grumble grumble Gen-Y nobility, instead of why the game really sucks (controls, gameplay, inventory). It's hard to explain, imagine if your friend is having a birthday party with a ball pit and trampoline but all he does is complain about the number of candles and balloons instead of having a good time - Like he is entitled to hate the birthday party because he enjoys disparaging others. (a very prominent personality subject about Noah in this thread).

If you take a step back and look what his fans and friends have done for him (Andrew Dickman's intro, the Betrayal song etc), you get a great impression of how much he really wasted. And where his snark and buzzkill attitude shined before, it just reeks of knowitall grognard now. Talk about arrogance mistaken for charme. Truly, WH would be his just desserts.

Edit: And for goodness sake, wasn't it already disgusting to see his nearly nude body in TBF? I know the joke is about the Buffalo Bill vibes the Black Knight is giving him but ew. Aside from Benzaie or Brad, none of the TGWTG wackos can successfully pull a nudity joke. Someone oughta clip 9:21 to 10:10 for WH, the one creature on earth who would appreciate it.
 
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Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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Nothing better to start sunday morning than a cuppa malt coffee and some decline-era Spoony.


The more often you watch his later reviews, the more you realize how desperately he clings to his dissolving mojo, yet combats the motivation to do something other than pity partying or tweeting. At 7:31 he refers to his sperg spiral talk about the prisoner robes in FFXIII as a segue to the one following in regard to the secret dungeon of the Black Knight. I never was into the whole PC/console wars thing, but it seems to me like Spoony (obviously outed as a PC gamer) vehemently tries to shit on SNES Ultima for the sake of grumble grumble Gen-Y nobility, instead of why the game really sucks (controls, gameplay, inventory). It's hard to explain, imagine if your friend is having a birthday party with a ball pit and trampoline but all he does is complain about the number of candles and balloons instead of having a good time - Like he is entitled to hate the birthday party because he enjoys disparaging others. (a very prominent personality subject about Noah in this thread).

If you take a step back and look what his fans and friends have done for him (Andrew Dickman's intro, the Betrayal song etc), you get a great impression of how much he really wasted. And where his snark and buzzkill attitude shined before, it just reeks of knowitall grognard now. Talk about arrogance mistaken for charme. Truly, WH would be his just desserts.

Edit: And for goodness sake, wasn't it already disgusting to see his nearly nude body in TBF? I know the joke is about the Buffalo Bill vibes the Black Knight is giving him but ew. Aside from Benzaie or Brad, none of the TGWTG wackos can successfully pull a nudity joke. Someone oughta clip 9:21 to 10:10 for WH, the one creature on earth who would appreciate it.
This review happened only a few months before Spoony's "Shut Up and Talk" interview with Doug Walker in 2014:

Part1:

Part 2:

Pay attention to the second part, where Noah nearly cries while describing his depression. Especially the part where he downplays direct intervention and says that just offering to help a depressed person is enough. It's clear at this point in Noah's life that he's setting the stage for his later behavior, opening the path to his addiction cycle where he whines about his life, gets offers of help, then bats said help away only to do it all over again. I'm not sure if this thread has ever discussed this Doug Walker interview, but there's a lot of content there to unpack. It's clear 2014 Spoony was well on his way to becoming Present Day Spoony.
 

Kafferlord

Some furfaggot who likes imperialist vixens
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I don't get this obsession when spoony wasn't even that funny to begin with; and he stopped making decent videos around 2010
I personally think she wants someone to love her, so she's basically scrapping someone bottom of the barrel to the point they're just as pathetic as her. Because honestly no Chad would even think of going near her.
 

mlanguishi

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No Chad would? With her personality and weirdness not even spoony lord himself would.

And man she's been really pill popping lately. It's been going on for some time. Recently was Ativan and there's always 'painkillers' involved. And imagine actually watching his livestreams over and over endlessly..

Edit, missed earlier WH pain tweet.

Edit: The lore is that he was with Scarlet when Warthog met him at the con in 2010 and she hit on him and he told her he was seeing someone. Scarlet took off, then April basically did the same thing as Warthog did to him but was acceptable I guess. She left too a few years ago and he's been saddest sack since.
 
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GloriousRapeRabbit

RapeRabbit of infinite glory
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If I'm not mistaken, Spoony already has a girlfriend or at least did right? So even if she wanted to date him. he'd already be seeing someone. View attachment 2078163
April is long gone now. And she aint looking back. Warthog showed up again just as April left him to see if she had a chance...she did not but she aint giving up hope anytime soon what it seems. She DID seem to stay out while the relationship was going though.
 
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Kafferlord

Some furfaggot who likes imperialist vixens
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Think she

April is long gone now. And she aint looking back. Warthog showed up again just as April left him to see if she had a chance...she did not but she aint giving up hope anytime soon what it seems. She DID seem to stay out while the relationship was going though.
Yeah I deleted that post because I didn't realize she was gone and just kept her life more private, but honestly even with her out of the picture. Spoony has better standards even at his lowest point. I'd doubt he'd be someone like say Vaush, and marry a warthog just so he can be even more miserable than before. I mean why make yourself look like a bigger joke by marrying a stalker that'd probably kill people just to get your love.
 

Summoned Skull

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Nothing better to start sunday morning than a cuppa malt coffee and some decline-era Spoony.


The more often you watch his later reviews, the more you realize how desperately he clings to his dissolving mojo, yet combats the motivation to do something other than pity partying or tweeting. At 7:31 he refers to his sperg spiral talk about the prisoner robes in FFXIII as a segue to the one following in regard to the secret dungeon of the Black Knight. I never was into the whole PC/console wars thing, but it seems to me like Spoony (obviously outed as a PC gamer) vehemently tries to shit on SNES Ultima for the sake of grumble grumble Gen-Y nobility, instead of why the game really sucks (controls, gameplay, inventory). It's hard to explain, imagine if your friend is having a birthday party with a ball pit and trampoline but all he does is complain about the number of candles and balloons instead of having a good time - Like he is entitled to hate the birthday party because he enjoys disparaging others. (a very prominent personality subject about Noah in this thread).

If you take a step back and look what his fans and friends have done for him (Andrew Dickman's intro, the Betrayal song etc), you get a great impression of how much he really wasted. And where his snark and buzzkill attitude shined before, it just reeks of knowitall grognard now. Talk about arrogance mistaken for charme. Truly, WH would be his just desserts.

Edit: And for goodness sake, wasn't it already disgusting to see his nearly nude body in TBF? I know the joke is about the Buffalo Bill vibes the Black Knight is giving him but ew. Aside from Benzaie or Brad, none of the TGWTG wackos can successfully pull a nudity joke. Someone oughta clip 9:21 to 10:10 for WH, the one creature on earth who would appreciate it.
I often think about the climax of his Ultima series with Ultima 9. That was one of those videos where it feels like the veneer is off and he really starts to reveal his mindset of self-importance. That scene where the red guy or whatever is giving him the final speech about how important Spoony is and how everyone else will betray or doesn't understand him. It wasn't funny, it had nothing to do with the game, or the series. It was like watching a masochist flagellate himself. Maybe the following Ultima reviews weren't good, but at least they weren't that.

That was the point of no return for me with Spoony. After that I couldn't help but notice how self important parts of his reviews were, or were becoming. And after he'd gotten all the asspats in the world he stopped doing anything and dwelled in his misery. Probably waiting for the next plot hook in his life that'll never come, because he's the all important Avatar and everyone else just doesn't get him.
 

Illuminati Order Official

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Scarlet took off, then April basically did the same thing as Warthog did to him but was acceptable I guess.
April was doing some work around the house and was earning some money. If hell willed Spoony and Rachel to be together they'd only accelerate each other's downward spiral ride and rot together in some moldy basement.
 

7he47r0n

True & Honest Fan
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April is long gone now. And she aint looking back. Warthog showed up again just as April left him to see if she had a chance...she did not but she aint giving up hope anytime soon what it seems. She DID seem to stay out while the relationship was going though.
The fact she stayed with him for so long means she either truly loved him, and tried fixing and supporting him for as long as she could, or the opposite - that she was cynically draining his dwindling resources and using his house as a free hotel, until the "cost to benefits" ratio went down enough for April to pack up and leave.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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The fact she stayed with him for so long means she either truly loved him, and tried fixing and supporting him for as long as she could, or the opposite - that she was cynically draining his dwindling resources and using his house as a free hotel, until the "cost to benefits" ratio went down enough for April to pack up and leave.
I think, it was something in between. It wasn't bad enough for her to leave right there, but wasn't good enough to never leave. That's why it took so long for her to make up her mind. After all, she doesn't need much - just her dolls and Skyrim.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Could you explain to me why, exactly, was she so fixated on that particular game?
Mods and character creation - perfect for escapism, that's my guess. She also loved Dragon Age: Inquisition of all games, but mainly because of a Iron Bull character - dark-skinned hyper-masculine horned and hooved humanoid.
 

TheShortWaveCerealKiller

The Broner with a Boner
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This review happened only a few months before Spoony's "Shut Up and Talk" interview with Doug Walker in 2014:

Part1:

Part 2:

Pay attention to the second part, where Noah nearly cries while describing his depression. Especially the part where he downplays direct intervention and says that just offering to help a depressed person is enough. It's clear at this point in Noah's life that he's setting the stage for his later behavior, opening the path to his addiction cycle where he whines about his life, gets offers of help, then bats said help away only to do it all over again. I'm not sure if this thread has ever discussed this Doug Walker interview, but there's a lot of content there to unpack. It's clear 2014 Spoony was well on his way to becoming Present Day Spoony.
I think above all else this show that Noah deep down, like sincerely deep in his soul, he knows he has to fix himself. He knows he needs to help himself become someone better than he used to be / currently is. But I think his narcissism and pride have almost warped his idea of "help" and "being ok" to the point where I dont even think he truly grasps how bad he is or how good he had it. Which honestly pains me since I've said before I think Noah had potential, he had what it took to make it, how far would he have made it? Thats one of those things we will never know, but he truly did have talent, so seeing him in this video on that edge, that end of his rope, or as Doug put it "fell over the boat", is honestly a lot more depressing than I expected, and I remember when this came out I never gave it a second thought, now I kinda wish I saw this when it came out.
 

Jeanette Voerman

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Edit: The lore is that he was with Scarlet when Warthog met him at the con in 2010 and she hit on him and he told her he was seeing someone. Scarlet took off, then April basically did the same thing as Warthog did to him but was acceptable I guess. She left too a few years ago and he's been saddest sack since.
Where did you hear this? Not that I don't believe you. At first it seemed odd to me that a woman who looks, acts, and smells? like Rachel would have the chutzpah to hit on a moderately attractive and very popular internet celebrity,.. but in retrospect she comes across as very confident in a lot of her tweets. She doesn't even seem to realize she's fat because she never addresses it even though it's probably responsible for the majority of her ailments. I wonder if she's one of those people who projects an image of self-love when deep down they hate themselves.
 
The fact she stayed with him for so long means she either truly loved him, and tried fixing and supporting him for as long as she could, or the opposite - that she was cynically draining his dwindling resources and using his house as a free hotel, until the "cost to benefits" ratio went down enough for April to pack up and leave.


They were likely nothing more than housemates for the last few years.
 

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