TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Apteryx Owenii

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Police always makes reports.
This just isn't true.

Police avoid doing reports as much as possible and only do them when policy dictates it- which is not all the time (otherwise that's all they would do). There are lots of calls that do not rise to the burden of requiring actual paperwork- including 'check on the welfare' calls that go nowhere, which is presumably what this was. Now, these should certainly generate a dispatch call (which is sometimes turned into a 'police blotter' or activity\incident log) but it might not make it into the sort of records that get released.

I have a very, very hard time believing that Spoony made this incident up wholecloth.
 

Bob-omb

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Where did you hear this? Not that I don't believe you. At first it seemed odd to me that a woman who looks, acts, and smells? like Rachel would have the chutzpah to hit on a moderately attractive and very popular internet celebrity,.. but in retrospect she comes across as very confident in a lot of her tweets. She doesn't even seem to realize she's fat because she never addresses it even though it's probably responsible for the majority of her ailments. I wonder if she's one of those people who projects an image of self-love when deep down they hate themselves.
IIRC she had a few beers that night to work up the liquid courage to hit on Noah but after getting shot down proceeded to label herself an alcoholic because she couldn’t cope with the embarrassment. Ever since then she’s held “recovering alcoholic” to her laundry list of defects.
 

Pokemonquistador2

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If Rachel really was in the kind of pain she claims she's in, I'd say it was time for a visit from the Hemlock Society. There are quadriplegics in iron lungs who have more lust for life and a higher daily activity level than Warthog. The difference is their attitude - They don't spend their time tagging a nearly dead internet celebrity or whining about all of the things they can't do because putting on their shoes takes too much effort. There's actually a man who's been stuck in an iron lung for 60 years who got a lawyer degree and wrote a book with a pen in his mouth. Men like this deserve all of the respect and praise they can get. I know I certainly wouldn't be as functional as him if I were in his condition, So to hear Warthog complain that lifting her big toe is causing her body to collapse with fatigue for a week seems a bit like she's goldbricking. Her very first priority in life should be pain management and finding a way to budget her finances so she's not complaining about empty cupboards in the middle of the month. Spoonytagging should be, like, #1027 on Rachel's list of priorities.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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I have a very, very hard time believing that Spoony made this incident up wholecloth.
Well, it's not the first time Noah pulls something out of his ass to get attention. Like that one time when he suddenly recalled a story about a tranny-ex-marine who beat the shit out of someone or his ramblings about the shit he's witnessed in IT, even though he barely worked there.
 

zrowsdower

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If Rachel really was in the kind of pain she claims she's in, I'd say it was time for a visit from the Hemlock Society. There are quadriplegics in iron lungs who have more lust for life and a higher daily activity level than Warthog. The difference is their attitude - They don't spend their time tagging a nearly dead internet celebrity or whining about all of the things they can't do because putting on their shoes takes too much effort. There's actually a man who's been stuck in an iron lung for 60 years who got a lawyer degree and wrote a book with a pen in his mouth. Men like this deserve all of the respect and praise they can get. I know I certainly wouldn't be as functional as him if I were in his condition, So to hear Warthog complain that lifting her big toe is causing her body to collapse with fatigue for a week seems a bit like she's goldbricking. Her very first priority in life should be pain management and finding a way to budget her finances so she's not complaining about empty cupboards in the middle of the month. Spoonytagging should be, like, #1027 on Rachel's list of priorities.

Wow...I had never heard of someone being in an iron long that long and accomplished that much. It's kind of inspiring.
 

RumblyTumbly

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With Lindsay Ellis' thread exploding lately with her recent twitter drama, I thought this would be a good time for me to ask about that rumor between her and Spoony.

The rumor I have seen thrown around for years now is that the father of the baby she aborted was Spoony and that was part of what caused him to spiral into the mess he is now.

Now personally, it sounded a little far fetched to me, but for people more knowledgeable about it, how valid is the story?
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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With Lindsay Ellis' thread exploding lately with her recent twitter drama, I thought this would be a good time for me to ask about that rumor between her and Spoony.

The rumor I have seen thrown around for years now is that the father of the baby she aborted was Spoony and that was part of what caused him to spiral into the mess he is now.

Now personally, it sounded a little far fetched to me, but for people more knowledgeable about it, how valid is the story?
Either Noah or Bhargav (Mati), in my opinion.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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With Lindsay Ellis' thread exploding lately with her recent twitter drama, I thought this would be a good time for me to ask about that rumor between her and Spoony.

The rumor I have seen thrown around for years now is that the father of the baby she aborted was Spoony and that was part of what caused him to spiral into the mess he is now.

Now personally, it sounded a little far fetched to me, but for people more knowledgeable about it, how valid is the story?

Bollocks.

The baby daddy was the cameraman or something on her Abortion film.
 

Travoltron

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With Lindsay Ellis' thread exploding lately with her recent twitter drama, I thought this would be a good time for me to ask about that rumor between her and Spoony.

The rumor I have seen thrown around for years now is that the father of the baby she aborted was Spoony and that was part of what caused him to spiral into the mess he is now.

Now personally, it sounded a little far fetched to me, but for people more knowledgeable about it, how valid is the story?
Mods, please put add this to the fist post of the Nostalgia Chick thread. Father was this pajeet,
Ritvik Mayank
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ritvik
 

Arthur Morgan

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With Lindsay Ellis' thread exploding lately with her recent twitter drama, I thought this would be a good time for me to ask about that rumor between her and Spoony.

The rumor I have seen thrown around for years now is that the father of the baby she aborted was Spoony and that was part of what caused him to spiral into the mess he is now.

Now personally, it sounded a little far fetched to me, but for people more knowledgeable about it, how valid is the story?
She kind of half-confirmed that she fucked a dude or two at the anniversary brawl, but I'm pretty sure Spoony wasn't one of them. Even in his prime, he was never a chad to go out and fuck any decent looking chick near him. Hell, Goggles was throwing herself at him and we know they never hooked up.
 

Hassa_Bussa

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EDIT: Okay, apparently it's not private anymore. Don't know what she was trying to do here lol.

I feel for whoever it is from SickNotWeak that has to check in on her with the incessant hashtags and sad posting.

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Welp.

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