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Schmeckel

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Batista and DDP are two examples of guys that got into the game in their 30s and became big stars anyway, but they are the exceptions, not the rule.

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.
Round is a shape. If Giant Haystacks was able to wrassle, maybe the Wartho.....Pfft, who am I kidding?
 

GloriousRapeRabbit

RapeRabbit of infinite glory
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Batista and DDP are two examples of guys that got into the game in their 30s and became big stars anyway, but they are the exceptions, not the rule.

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.
I think she could aim for a female Bastion Booger type of thing instead though....no extreme workout needed. (She will have to learn to stand up longer than 20 seconds still though....could be tough.)

 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
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i don't WANT to accuse BUT
He lied about the police
he lied about being trapped in his house
he lied about there being no-one to plough his drive

you know what they said about the boy who cried wolf...
My first thought reading that tweet was that Oreo is just fat from poor diet and exercise but that also makes it more likely she's developing serious health conditions in her later adult years. (Oreo is 9 and jugs live to 14 - 15.)
 
I think she could aim for a female Bastion Booger type of thing instead though....no extreme workout needed. (She will have to learn to stand up longer than 20 seconds still though....could be tough.)


I was thinking more of Ralphus

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Tronathon242

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Noah, the infamously fedora-tipping atheist who mocks the concept of "thoughts and prayers" like a stereotypical twitter leftist.
I'm genuinely curious now that if someone made a Spoony trivia test, would she do well on it, or do her repeated listening sessions just end up turning into white noise in her head.
I would imagine she would well because she has little else to do in her life. Some people can recite the Declaration of Independence verbatim, she can recall almost any Spoony joke or tweet.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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Just as I check the 'ol Spoonster's Twitter. The inevitable may be happening.

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I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.
 

White Devil

As in this world there are degrees of evils
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I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.
Orrrr.... Spoony might finally finish the pity party and neck himself.
 

Gobblyeyedgibbon

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I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.
Livewire would be dead for good, and if anyone brought it up his die-hards would go "hE JuSt lOsT HiS DoG LeAvE ThE PoOr mAn aLoNe!!!"
 

BScCollateral

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Not sure where you're from, but I'm from a blue state. My American History education was basically just this:

I don't know why American schools are so shit at the American Revolution. It's a pretty straightforward story of farmers rules by a clueless urban elite who were provoked into violence by taxation, overregulation, and attempts to grab their weapons, and how the unruly hicks were ultimately perfectly happy to ally with foreign powers to break off from said clueless elites.

Wait, I know why American schools are so shit at the American Revolution.
 

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