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DogEatDogFood

Tfw no clever custom title
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Noah has reached 40 years old and is being maintained by his elderly parents and siblings with families. Everyone with common sense would realize how much of a failure you have become and maybe try to remedy that situation. Not Noah, of course: in his eyes, whining about comic shit on Twitter is productive. That's the saddest part of all this: Noah is unable to realize that he is probably also screwing the lives of his family by leeching their money. Or he is aware but he doesn't give a shit because he is a narcissistic fuck.
 

BrownPhillip

"I've been getting pussybeamed"
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Step one to being 'normal' would be to stop putting up Noah as a savior warthog..

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Step two would be to stop being a maggot.

I have a friend with juvenile arthritis.
You want to know how she is doing?

FUCKING FINE! All she has to do is eat right and exercise regularly.

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JamesFargo

saying "Oh cool" as I put the gun in my mouth
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Step two would be stopping being a maggot.

I have a friend with juvenile arthritis.
You want to know how she is doing?

FUCKING FINE! All she has to do is eat right and exercise regularly.
Even if it's true that he has ADHD: so do I, and I manage to hold down a job. Granted, it went undiagnosed for a long while (my mom's an anti-vaxxer), but I had the wherewithal to seek help.

Noah thinks he's God gift; there's no pressure on him to improve.
 

RumblyTumbly

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Even if it's true that he has ADHD: so do I, and I manage to hold down a job. Granted, it went undiagnosed for a long while (my mom's an anti-vaxxer), but I had the wherewithal to seek help.

Noah thinks he's God gift; there's no pressure on him to improve.

That's the thing. Assuming he's telling the truth, Noah's got problems that can be tough to deal with, but are treatable if you want the help.

ADHD, Bipolar...ok, these are diagnosable and treatable ailments, and if you want to get some control over it, there are ways to do that.

I can respect and sympathize having problems, but I have a hard time sympathizing when you just roll over and let it consume you.
 

TheShortWaveCerealKiller

The Broner with a Boner
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Noah has reached 40 years old and is being maintained by his elderly parents and siblings with families. Everyone with common sense would realize how much of a failure you have become and maybe try to remedy that situation. Not Noah, of course: in his eyes, whining about comic shit on Twitter is productive. That's the saddest part of all this: Noah is unable to realize that he is probably also screwing the lives of his family by leeching their money. Or he is aware but he doesn't give a shit because he is a narcissistic fuck.
The anger inducing part is, that he does know, he is FULLY aware of the shit he is doing and what that is causing others to suffer through. You dont go over 5 years being a wallowing hermit and not notice that. He doesnt give a shit because he IS a narcissist, but he is a self loathing narcissist, a narcissist that only HE can say whether or not he is godly or a peon, all the while people who legit care about him beg him to seek help, he loves that feeling, hes adducted to it. I bash Warthog a lot, but if she cares even an iota as much as she claims she does? Fuck man thats depressing, like legit saddening to look at. And she's only one of a few that probably wish Noah would get some help or stop being such a dumb shit, family included. I truly do not think he is ever gonna change, even IF he does move back in with his folks or Miles. Because what can they do? They already tried telling him to get a job, they already tried pushing him to help, the only thing they could do is let him freeze in Chicago alone, which we know they wouldnt do. I think Noah among all other lolcows (besides the ones who have done actual heinous/illegal shit) is the most aggravating lolcow out there, because he SHOULDNT have been a lolcow, guy was making a good living and had a fanbase that was loyal to the bitter end and he and he alone threw it all away. As Rumbly said ;
That's the thing. Assuming he's telling the truth, Noah's got problems that can be tough to deal with, but are treatable if you want the help.

ADHD, Bipolar...ok, these are diagnosable and treatable ailments, and if you want to get some control over it, there are ways to do that.

I can respect and sympathize having problems, but I have a hard time sympathizing when you just roll over and let it consume you.

Which is true, if Noah wanted help he would have gotten it by now, but he let it consume him, he let it be who he is and now hes just one of the big "what if" cases of Youtube. I guarantee you Noah has possibly 4-5 bottles of pills meant to help his problems given to him by his psych, and I also guarantee you he's either never touched them or took them once and let them rot in his cabinet.
 

JamesFargo

saying "Oh cool" as I put the gun in my mouth
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people who legit care about him beg him to seek help, he loves that feeling, hes adducted to it. I bash Warthog a lot, but if she cares even an iota as much as she claims she does? Fuck man thats depressing
The secret recipe is celebrity worship.

He was a 'character' and an eccentric, sure, but people really loved him. Even now, after all the evidence is out and it's clear as day that he's a fucking leech, there are those who think of this whole affair as a shameful witch hunt against a good guy. The only thing I can compare it with is a charismatic cult leader: us normies on the outside see a weird-looking creep, but the people who grew up with him think he's a saint.
 

LecherousGranolaBar

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More whining about being a friendless loser, on top of the fact that he keeps calling himself Lord of Tekken.

It kinda irks me when he calls himself that since he's never actually proven it. If you're so good, do a lobby and smack your tard fans around, Spoony. That's what I'd do.
 

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White Devil

Well I may be a monster, but you're gay.
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More whining about being a friendless loser, on top of the fact that he keeps calling himself Lord of Tekken.

It kinda irks me when he calls himself that since he's never actually proven it. If you're so good, do a lobby and smack your tard fans around, Spoony. That's what I'd do.
He probably just plays as Eddy Gordo or Hwoarang and spams their kicks. Or Laws backflip.
 

White Devil

Well I may be a monster, but you're gay.
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I was also gonna say, whats the over/under he just does scrub smashing shit and considers it good? lol. You always think you're hot shit in a fighting game til you fight someone who knows what they're doing. (Been there myself)
I've been playing Tekken since I was at least 8 years old and back when arcades were still an actual thing. Seen plenty of scrubs like Spoony act like they're tough shit and then it turns out they only know one gimmick.
 

Bogs

The good gamer, bad gamer routine
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More whining about being a friendless loser, on top of the fact that he keeps calling himself Lord of Tekken.

It kinda irks me when he calls himself that since he's never actually proven it. If you're so good, do a lobby and smack your tard fans around, Spoony. That's what I'd do.
Someone should tell him they've made more Tekken games since 3
 

JamesFargo

saying "Oh cool" as I put the gun in my mouth
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Tekken's downfall a lack of memorable characters? You got Hehachi with his Dr. Wily hair, the Devil, and... that's it.

The average gamer would be hard-pressed to name any Tekken characters.
 
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White Devil

Well I may be a monster, but you're gay.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Tekken's downfall a lack of memorable characters? You got Hehachi with his Dr. Wily hair, the Devil, and... that's it.

The average gamer would be hard-pressed to name any Tekken characters.
Tekken had a bunch of memorable fighters, it just didn't have 50 copies of the same game like Street Fighter did, or the over the top violence that was Mortal Kombats reputation. In my opinion, Tekkens downfall is more how absolutely retarded the story got as well as no interesting new characters since Tekken 4, which is over a decade old now.
 

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