TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[big ups liquid richard]

Perhaps it works differently in Canada, but what exactly is the issue here she keeps running into?
Are they refusing her because she's too fat? Is she looking at months old listings? Does she have a putrid odor that everyone hates? Whats the problem?

Notice the middle tweet. She lists her friends (DMuse, PrinceA, and then Significant Others (Stirlock and TheSpoonyOne)

People at least remind her she isn't out of options

Maybe she could try looking in a newspaper too. I once lived in a small community college town and that's how I found my place. Probably less competition.
I really don't see what keeps going wrong other than everything is full (I doubt that)

Meanwhile Spoony is still siphoning pity emotions from his pitiful fanbase.

True to her nature of being his emotional tampon, Warthog springs into action and offers her companionship

Spoony ignores her. Warthog never learns.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Perhaps it works differently in Canada, but what exactly is the issue here she keeps running into?
Are they refusing her because she's too fat? Is she looking at months old listings? Does she have a putrid odor that everyone hates? Whats the problem?

I'm guessing it's a combination of:

- She's overstating how much she's actually done. Viewed 2 ads and responded to 1 = a ton in her mind, sort of thing.
- Credit checks/deposits. She probably has financial issues which are limiting her options.
- She probably comes off as a fucking weirdo to normal people who may be looking for a roommate.

 

[JamesFargo]

She's overstating how much she's actually done. Viewed 2 ads and responded to 1 = a ton in her mind, sort of thing.

Why haven't Rachael and Spoony coupled? They seem perfect for each other.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Perhaps it works differently in Canada, but what exactly is the issue here she keeps running into?
Are they refusing her because she's too fat? Is she looking at months old listings? Does she have a putrid odor that everyone hates? Whats the problem?

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Notice the middle tweet. She lists her friends (DMuse, PrinceA, and then Significant Others (Stirlock and TheSpoonyOne)
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People at least remind her she isn't out of options
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Maybe she could try looking in a newspaper too. I once lived in a small community college town and that's how I found my place. Probably less competition.
I really don't see what keeps going wrong other than everything is full (I doubt that)

Meanwhile Spoony is still siphoning pity emotions from his pitiful fanbase.
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True to her nature of being his emotional tampon, Warthog springs into action and offers her companionship
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Spoony ignores her. Warthog never learns.

She probably has terrible credit and can't keep a job for more than a few weeks. Landlords will call up the last place you lived at to see if your worth brining in. Depending on location, only people of a similar race will get into an apartment.

The Toronto area is also extremely expensive. What could get you a one bedroom there could get you a two bedroom townhouse elsewhere.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm guessing it's a combination of:

- She's overstating how much she's actually done. Viewed 2 ads and responded to 1 = a ton in her mind, sort of thing.
- Credit checks/deposits. She probably has financial issues which are limiting her options.
- She probably comes off as a fucking weirdo to normal people who may be looking for a roommate.

I'm guessing she also has unrealistic requirements, like "no stairs because of my chronic payyyyne", "must have my own bathroom", wants to pay half of what her ideal living situation costs, etc.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Now that I've been on a Spoony binge these last few weeks I rediscovered this gem. Among other things, he talks about the Lordkat drama, how if you're a content creator on the internet you need a thicker skin and Jew Wario LOL.

Again, watching these its like a time capsule, I would almost feel nostalgic if I didn't knew how Spoony turned out. Maybe is just me but I have no sympathy for these Youtube nerds, you have the easiest job in the world that also, as a type of cosmic joke, pays really well - and they still fuck it up. The other thing I really dislike about Spoony is that there's nothing really stoping him from coming back and getting his life on track, even with how much his fanbase shrunk in 10 plus years, there's STILL a fanbase he can grift from and build up from there, in 6 months tops he could be raking thousands on Patreon again.

At the end of the day, we all know he's not coming back, Spoony is allergic to the slightest amount of work and disconfort. Look that long greasy hair and double chin and tell me he isn't.

Damn bro, clean your fucking kitchen.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Perhaps it works differently in Canada, but what exactly is the issue here she keeps running into?
Are they refusing her because she's too fat? Is she looking at months old listings? Does she have a putrid odor that everyone hates? Whats the problem?

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Notice the middle tweet. She lists her friends (DMuse, PrinceA, and then Significant Others (Stirlock and TheSpoonyOne)
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People at least remind her she isn't out of options
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Maybe she could try looking in a newspaper too. I once lived in a small community college town and that's how I found my place. Probably less competition.
I really don't see what keeps going wrong other than everything is full (I doubt that)

Meanwhile Spoony is still siphoning pity emotions from his pitiful fanbase.
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True to her nature of being his emotional tampon, Warthog springs into action and offers her companionship
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Spoony ignores her. Warthog never learns.

"Emotional tampon" I like that.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

It may sound exceptional but I feel bad for Rachel. She is clearly not a mentally sound person and uses her adoration for Noah as a way to cope with her problems. Her dumb simping of Spoony comes from a place of desperation as a way to probably find relief in Noah's dumb reviews and the time she met him. ironically enough she is a reflection of Noah in a way: a person stuck in the past that projects her life crumbling through Twitter.

 

[RJ MacReady]

This tweet chain truly has it all.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It may sound exceptional but I feel bad for Rachel.

I would feel worse for her if she was less malicious and entitled. Her interaction with people in real life are generally limited to arguments, blaming them for making her miserable and breaking their things. She's fully aware of her mental problems but rather than seek actual help she treats it as "get out of jail" card in every situation when she messes up.

 

[JamesFargo]

This tweet chain truly has it all.

"Look for dates elsewhere." Don't flatter yourself, doughboy.

 

[mlanguishi]

"Look for dates elsewhere." Don't flatter yourself, doughboy.

Was a parody account.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I really want Oreo taken away from him. He is in no state to care for a dog, and Oreo's fat/cancer is because Spoony is a bad owner.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

She probably has terrible credit and can't keep a job for more than a few weeks. Landlords will call up the last place you lived at to see if your worth brining in. Depending on location, only people of a similar race will get into an apartment.

The Toronto area is also extremely expensive. What could get you a one bedroom there could get you a two bedroom townhouse elsewhere.

Maybe it's about time the warthog took a trip to rural (or at least non inner-city) Canada someplace so she could actually afford some place on her budget, plus some place could find a job for her right?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Every time I make my instant oatmeal I think of her. Each bite of the watery oats is an agonising reminder that she could've been here, microwaving it for me and spooning it into my mouth while I watch Star Trek. But those days are long gone.

 

[Terrorist]

star trek

sad

star trek

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Has it occurred to him he could watch Star Trek, complain about the plot holes verbally, record it, then post the recording on his webzone? No, that would be crazy!

 

[Mango Unchained]

Maybe it's about time the warthog took a trip to rural (or at least non inner-city) Canada someplace so she could actually afford some place on her budget, plus some place could find a job for her right?

Depends; The place in that rural area must have free Wi-Fi over 1000 Mbit/s, a king-sized bath tub, a multi function AC and be furnished. It mustn't go above 10,00 CAD and requires a Ramen shop nearby. Really, her requirements must go down but a tiny speck of quantity.

If she's anything like her mentor, the Mulan necklace incident perfectly indicates how quote unquote far she's going to tweak down her preferences.

 

[JamesFargo]

Every time I make my instant oatmeal I think of her. Each bite of the watery oats is an agonising reminder that she could've been here, microwaving it for me and spooning it into my mouth while I watch Star Trek. But those days are long gone.

I wish I could tell him to sack up and quit giving Trekkies a bad name without being blocked.

 

[White Devil]

I wish I could tell him to sack up and quit giving Trekkies a bad name without being blocked.

Do it anyway. Who cares if some washed up barely was blocks you on Twatter?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Spoony wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't block everyone.

I'M SO ALONE.
Spoony I offer my friendship
NOT YOU