TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Jack Awful]

Meanwhile Spoony is still siphoning pity emotions from his pitiful fanbase.

Well pity seems to do something for him at least.

 

[JamesFargo]

Well pity seems to do something for him at least.

How many Mashable Awards have you won, Jack Awful?

 

[Jack Awful]

How many Mashable Awards have you won, Jack Awful?

Touché

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Why haven't Rachael and Spoony coupled? They seem perfect for each other.

This is the a-loggiest thing said in this thread so far

even Spoony knows to stay away from Rachel. Though I think it's an instinctive part of his brain (and anyone else's) that warns him off engagement. She puts out warning vibes like a diseased plant.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

even Spoony knows to stay away from Rachel. Though I think it's an instinctive part of his brain (and anyone else's) that warns him off engagement. She puts out warning vibes like a diseased plant.

You give him a bit too much credit. He probably just thinks he deserves better.

 

[Jack Awful]

You give him a bit too much credit. He probably just thinks he deserves better.

But if you asked him he'd say no one deserves him.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Spoony wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't block everyone.

I'M SO ALONE.
Spoony I offer my friendship
NOT YOU

Would you really want to hang out with those losers begging to be his friend?

 

[JamesFargo]

But if you asked him he'd say no one deserves him.

Guys. I think Noah is Artie Ziff from The Simpsons.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

At this point, the best outcome of this situation would be if Spoony got hit by a truck during him and Oreo's bi-annual walk, and the driver finds a loving family for Oreo. Does this selfish cunt ever honestly think about how his demeanor and lifestyle effect Oreo? Aside from when he uses her to get people to pity HIM.

 

[kuniqsX]

There are way worse pet owners than some slob who at his worst leaves his dog alone, believe me.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

There are way worse pet owners than some slob who at his worst leaves his dog alone, believe me.

There are worse parents than some dad who leaves his kid alone all the time with the TV as a babysitter. It still doesn't make it right. Especially since Oreo is now developing health problems.

 

[kuniqsX]

For all we know he might actually care for Oreo. Saying that Oreo should be put in a loving pound after Spoony gets grounded under a truck makes you sound like... y'know who.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Actually, some of his lost films have been found and may be released soon. So you're technically correct

Follow up just because someone just rated my post:

And his unmade script for another Living Dead film is in development.

A dead man is more productive than Spoony.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Follow up just because someone just rated my post:

And his unmade script for another Living Dead film is in development.

A dead man is more productive than Spoony.

How the shit did that get found

 

[BrunoMattei]

How the shit did that get found

I think it was literally found in Romero's trunk in an attic.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

How the shit did that get found

Stranger things have happened, like a full length copy of an old Jeanne D'arc movie being found in the locker in some mental asylum.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Stranger things have happened, like a full length copy of an old Jeanne D'arc movie being found in the locker in some mental asylum.

Fucking fantastic movie too

 

[mlanguishi]

Our computer scientist everyone:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How the shit did that get found

Probably an Estate auction. You'd be surprised at what get's sold at those.

 

[JamesFargo]

Our computer scientist everyone

He's taunting us, at this point. I am not sinking a dime of my Patreon money into TSE. I will keep pissing into your mouths and you'll call it champaigne.