TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[JamesFargo]

Though Spoony would probably say "Aliens don't exist, you fucking idiot" instead of the scripted phrase

I hope he's cast in an all-female reboot of The Lone Gunmen, in which his character "debunks" their theories while calling them "sugar-tits" until the monster of the week eats him.

Then he's forced to promote the show in interviews while looking dead inside.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

If he made a career doing small bits for low budget movies he'd probably be fine, until he got pissy that he wasn't getting leading roles.

The only future in entertainment industry he can have is an appearance in cuck porn. I mean, him sitting in a corner, checking Twitter and crying that he can't do anything... He is made for that.

 

[Trig.Point]

This is such a weird tweet. I recall that he used Sony Vegas, which has obviously kept up with updates. I cannot think of a video software worth a shit that hasn’t kept updating to this day.

Also the fact that Windows 10 released six years ago, more than enough time to get used to new UI. Assuming you opened the software at least one time.

He might have a pirated copy, which he can't update.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

He might have a pirated copy, which he can't update.

Entirely possible. From earlier in the thread:

 

[Snakebottom]

We don't know how relationship with April looked like, do we? Was she more FwB or actual gf or maybe just a guest. There is no "official" info why they split their ways. Maybe she was convincing him for a therapy? Who knows? Maybe there is something more than grief after last girlfriend? It would be much easier if so called friends ever showed in his personal life rather than tweet about it on fucking internet. How retarded is that?

There was a lack of people lending a hand. He slowly succumb into this state for years. Look, listen... we all know here that at some point of his life he was looking for diagnosis of his mental state. The easiest way to deal with mental issues for shrinks is to prescribe heavy opioids. Especially in US where for some time you could hit a "pain center" and fill a short questionnaire and receive hefty amount of drugs. Maybe April was content being with him as long he had money and didn't gave a fuck about Sponner becoming a drug addict? Maybe he is a drug addict or maybe he really have bipolar disorder? Who the fuck knows if nobody really cared?

Thread all the time is hitting circles and it seems that most of you don't even get bored writing same things over and over again. If you want to really want to know what Spooner is dealing with, go to his house and ask him personally.


Do you have some kind of mental disorder that can't differentiate real presence with virtual shitposting?
Rachel seeks his attention just for sake of argument that she is not the only one dealing with some shit. This is not how you deal with issues on mityngs with alcohol/drug addicts/whoevver seeks help. No one there shares there stories about struggle with personal issues by comparison that guy sitting next to him is in bigger shit. Her tweets are just for showoff so she can tell her friends and family that she can't do some things because there is a guy she knows from internet who is in similar position and can't do even more thus she demands understanding for as little effort she's giving as possible.

In other words - she s using Spooner for her personal social gains. Nothing more.



You know there are therapists and therapists.
If you go for help and guy is asking you to lie down on cosset and talk for 30 minutes so he can draw doodles in his note, bored as fuck, and you pay 60 bucks for it what's the purpose? So after 2 meetings with no results with quack he hit the "pain center" and received heavy drugs which worsened his state but on the other hand it gave some change. You know who he should visit? A shrink.

Entirely possible. From earlier in the thread:

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Is he not happy about begging or not happy about upgrading? Because one is significantly shitter than the other, but I don’t think it’s the one he means

 

[Spunt]

It couldn't be any other way. The only not Spoony/Insano role he's had was in "The Cinema Snob Movie" and it was basically Spoony, who is acting like Spoony, but for some reason isn't called Spoony. However, entertainment these days is so bad, that who knows, maybe he would be good enough for it.

Actors as incompetent, inexperienced and difficult to work with as Spoony only get roles if they are lesbian women of vague brown ethnic origin. Spoony would get insta-cancelled if he reached a wider audience.

 

[JamesFargo]

Actors as incompetent, inexperienced and difficult to work with as Spoony

Egotism is rife in business, let alone Hollywood.

Noah is the definition of a low-functioning narc. Paid actors are business-minded and focused. Noah is one of those guys who will work hard to find ways not to work. He' s checking off the Mayo Clinic symptoms like they're an Xbox achievement:

• Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
• Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
• Exaggerate achievements and talents
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
• Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
• Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
• Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
• Take advantage of others to get what they want
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them
• Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office
• Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
• Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
• React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
• Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
• Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
• Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
• Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

 

[Frank D'arbo]

so the tl;dr is unwarranted self importance?

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

so the tl;dr is unwarranted self importance?

tl;dr is his brain is diseased

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Entirely possible. From earlier in the thread:

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Nobody in the right mind would give modern day Spoony a $300 license key (though there are cheaper shady options). Either Spoony should just install Linux, sail the high seas, or bear the watermark and Glowsoft pestering him to activate it. He would have an easier time updating his supposed pirated copy to 10 and get away with it. But this is Spoony, he's too lazy to even google shit.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Nobody in the right mind would give modern day Spoony a $300 license key (though there are cheaper shady options). Either Spoony should just install Linux, sail the high seas, or bear the watermark and Glowsoft pestering him to activate it. He would have an easier time updating his supposed pirated copy to 10 and get away with it. But this is Spoony, he's too lazy to even google shit.

I bought a Win 10 key off Ebay for $10. Works fine. I used my pirate copy forever and it kept nagging me to register it despite the workarounds.

 

[plattschwanz]

I don't understand how so many of the people that get threads on this site manage to spend their entire life in front of their computer screen without gaining some basic tech competence. It's like being stranded on a tiny island and not figuring out how to fish.

 

[Bogs]

Actors as incompetent, inexperienced and difficult to work with as Spoony only get roles if they are lesbian women of vague brown ethnic origin. Spoony would get insta-cancelled if he reached a wider audience.

As someone who has a lot of friends in the lower echelons of the entertainment industry, the people who survive and become reasonably successful are the people who can drop their ego when it comes to the job. If they don't have friends or contacts within, they can be replaced at any moment. Anyone I've ever met who had a taste of success and failed to make it are exactly like Spoony. The ones who think because of some inherent talent, they are destined to be some sort of God, while completely alienating anyone who would help them achieve that.

A great movie on this very topic is Withnail & I, a English filmabout two starving actors in 60s London, one level-headed and the other incredibly narcissistic and self destructive

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

I don't understand how so many of the people that get threads on this site manage to spend their entire life in front of their computer screen without gaining some basic tech competence. It's like being stranded on a tiny island and not figuring out how to fish.

Cows never learn.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder why Warthog can't find a landlord who is willing to rent her an apartment...

References: Lady named DepressionMuse on Twitter, blind "boyfriend" who has never met her in real life and lives in another country, and Spoony

Employment: Unemployed but thinking of becoming a pro wrestler

Transportation: None. Can't even walk

Reason for moving: Didn't pay rent on her current residence and got evicted

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I wonder why Warthog can't find a landlord who is willing to rent her an apartment...

References: Lady named DepressionMuse on Twitter, blind "boyfriend" who has never met her in real life and lives in another country, and Spoony

Employment: Unemployed but thinking of becoming a pro wrestler

Transportation: None. Can't even walk

Reason for moving: Didn't pay rent on her current residence and got evicted

Clearly, her inability to find a landlord that'll gladly house her gargatuan ass is entirely the fault of Republicans.

 

[AmazingEagle]

tl;dr is his brain is diseased

Twitter, not even once.

 

[JamesFargo]

Twitter, not even once.

It really is the most crippling thing to happen to neurodivergents. Without Twitter the farms could not exist.

 

[AmazingEagle]

It really is the most crippling thing to happen to neurodivergents. Without Twitter the farms could not exist.

Along with Gabbie Hanna and Chris Chan, Noah Antwiler is another reason why I deleted my Twitter account back in April, just so I didn't become a lolcow.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Noah is the definition of a low-functioning narc. Paid actors are business-minded and focused. Noah is one of those guys who will work hard to find ways not to work. He' s checking off the Mayo Clinic symptoms like they're an Xbox achievement:

• Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
• Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
• Exaggerate achievements and talents
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
• Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
• Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
• Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
• Take advantage of others to get what they want
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them
• Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office
• Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
• Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
• React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
• Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
• Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
• Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
• Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

Unrelated to Spoony, but this list of traits can also be applied to Daffy Duck.