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GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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It's been almost 2 months since he tweeted. He's either dead or still walking back to Arizona.
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"Here lies Spoony: killed by a plant spore from a Level 1 encounter."
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
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I see Noah is still living in the delusion that he still has fans gullible enough to score him a copy. That, or he's trying to convince people he still has the money to buy it.

Mt. Dash is extremely rare. He has a better chance reviving his dead ass career than obtaining a legit copy.

There's a Windows SDL port of the game. It would take Noah all of two minutes to get it running, realizing it's shit and he's shit at playing it, and moving on.

Nope. He needs that $3k-5k copy for the real experience.
Spoony was very much "the Ultima reviewer guy" and liked old gaming stuff so I don't think it was scandalous for him to want a copy as a collectors' item. I also don't think he was genuinely expecting a freebie.

If he didn't give up on life he could've easily saved up his Patreon/Superchat money and bought a copy. It would've been a nice trophy for a dude who built part of his career off of covering the franchise (not to mention a business investment if he reviewed the game) but that's just one of many nice things he missed out on.
 

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet

Junkers Jumo 004
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It's been almost 2 months since he tweeted. He's either dead or still walking back to Arizona.
Someone said he updated his Amazon wishlist recently. I think either his parents told him he's forbidden from using Twitter or put some kind of child block on his PC as a condition of him living there. Either that or he at the very least has the sense not to be whining about how awful it is living with his parents when they can see that on Twitter.
 

Butter

Byuutter
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Someone said he updated his Amazon wishlist recently. I think either his parents told him he's forbidden from using Twitter or put some kind of child block on his PC as a condition of him living there. Either that or he at the very least has the sense not to be whining about how awful it is living with his parents when they can see that on Twitter.
Or maybe not beeing super lonely kinda made him feel well enough where he doesn't have to sperg on twitter anymore.

Maybe Miles made had a brotherly talk with him and now he is seeking help.

Super rainbowy, but I'd enjoy that for him. He was a boring as hell cow and I guess I have a soft spot for the old idiot.
 

LecherousGranolaBar

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Or maybe not beeing super lonely kinda made him feel well enough where he doesn't have to sperg on twitter anymore.
One of the better things you can do for yourself if you're a self isolating NEET like Noah is is actually getting out there and talking to real life people. Back in my faggot neet days, I spent most of my time isolating, watching tv/animu and playing video games, all in an attempt to just distract myself from how shite my life was. I wanted not to exist because I was nothing more than a burden and nothing would change that.

But I got a crappy job and shockingly, I started feeling better bit by bit. That and brain pills but Noah is already allegedly on those. You need real human interaction. We're social creatures at our core and no amount of twitter likes and people stroking your ego online is enough to substitute it.
 

Arthur Morgan

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Or maybe not beeing super lonely kinda made him feel well enough where he doesn't have to sperg on twitter anymore.

Maybe Miles made had a brotherly talk with him and now he is seeking help.

Super rainbowy, but I'd enjoy that for him. He was a boring as hell cow and I guess I have a soft spot for the old idiot.
If Miles is hanging out with him that'd do something for his mental state but I doubt it'd get him off twitter since his addiction started when they were living together.
 

PetrifiedTom

Po_0petrator
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If he didn't give up on life he could've easily saved up his Patreon/Superchat money and bought a copy. It would've been a nice trophy for a dude who built part of his career off of covering the franchise (not to mention a business investment if he reviewed the game) but that's just one of many nice things he missed out on.
Has Spooner ever managed to create company? Because he could write off $5k for business expenses unlike cash grabbing Noah Antwiler who simply sits on his butt getting money for nothing.

Did you know the estimated net worth of our eponymous lolcow is around ~$50k?
https://thebiography.org/what-happened-to-noah-antwiler-is-he-dead-girlfriend-brother/
(very good synopsis of Noah's life).
 

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p1138

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Has Spooner ever managed to create company? Because he could write off $5k for business expenses unlike cash grabbing Noah Antwiler who simply sits on his butt getting money for nothing.

Did you know the estimated net worth of our eponymous lolcow is around ~$50k?
https://thebiography.org/what-happened-to-noah-antwiler-is-he-dead-girlfriend-brother/
(very good synopsis of Noah's life).
Who the hell wrote this garbage? "Noah hasn’t been active in the film industry since 2016" He was never in the film industry, lol. "Roles in TV Series" What? HAHAHA.

Writing, directing and producing credits​

Noah has written 10, produced six and directed four movies and TV series. Some of the most notable amongst these, which he wrote, produced and directed all by himself, include an episode of the series “Sage Reviews”, an episode of the series “Bad Movie Beatdown”, and 110 episodes of the series “The Spoony Experiment”.
Nope.. nope just no. What the hell even. Also, I doubt his actual net worth is still $50k at this point unless they're trying to count all of the garbage he's got sitting in a storage unit. It's like he wrote his own wiki page or something.
 

Dwight Frye

*Laughs in Renfield*
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I’ve written several D&D adventures, it doesn’t make me an author. I’ve cooked tons of times for friends and family, it doesn’t make me a chef. I was in a play in high school, doesn’t make me an actor

part of me wonders if this is Noah’s narcissism showing, or if it stems from the participation trophy “everyone’s a winner!” bullshit the boomers peddled. Noah in the film industry…I needed that good belly laugh this morning
 

Bogs

Sherwood, Ohio's little Esquimaux
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Picture Miles bringing him to a cop bar to meet his friends. "One helluva brother you got, Noah. I'll tell ya that. Man you shoulda seen that shot. I swear the coroner was pickin ol' hombre's teeth outta the air conditioning vent hahahah!" And Spoony just vomits all over the bar.
It would go along the lines of "hey Noah, I know you haven't been feeling well, but I think you need to get out of the house. Let's go over to the cop bar I drink with my buddies. I know it's a cop bar, and some of the guys can be a bit hard to handle sometimes, but it'll do you some good and these guys know how to party!" But the Spoony Bard would just dismiss him with "Don't tell me how to have a good time, you wouldn't understand the pain I'm going through..."

At the very best, if Noah did go out he'd get drunk and start snarky arguments with the clientele about Trump or George Floyd or some bullshit and get kicked out
 

TheShortWaveCerealKiller

The Broner with a Boner
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I’ve written several D&D adventures, it doesn’t make me an author. I’ve cooked tons of times for friends and family, it doesn’t make me a chef. I was in a play in high school, doesn’t make me an actor

part of me wonders if this is Noah’s narcissism showing, or if it stems from the participation trophy “everyone’s a winner!” bullshit the boomers peddled. Noah in the film industry…I needed that good belly laugh this morning
It's more than likely a mix of both, I've mentioned before but Spoony has never really been a guy who has wanted things, he simply got them. He got PCs for Ultima games, he got board games, he got DnD books, he got video games, he got a free ride through college, the guy was used to shit just working out and being given to him. Plus he was basically almost never given actual criticism on his work in school, mix that with an average to (maybe) slightly above average intelligence and you got a recipe for Narcissist soup.
 

WutangLee

Purgatory Kung Fu Snake oil Salesman
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It's more than likely a mix of both, I've mentioned before but Spoony has never really been a guy who has wanted things, he simply got them. He got PCs for Ultima games, he got board games, he got DnD books, he got video games, he got a free ride through college, the guy was used to shit just working out and being given to him. Plus he was basically almost never given actual criticism on his work in school, mix that with an average to (maybe) slightly above average intelligence and you got a recipe for Narcissist soup.

Interesting, I have figured Spoony as the type of guy to simply be waiting for things to fall into place for him.
 

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