TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Private Joker

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Essentially zero. He almost certainly doesn't qualify for SSDI due to his streaming/YouTube (and the inherent, purposeful difficulty of the process) and in my brief research there's no state programs he qualifies for in either IL or AZ (where his family is taking care of him anyway and probably doesn't want him getting on welfare).

I think a lot of people forget that social assistance programs in America are highly targeted and being a single, middle-aged white man with no dependents or crippling physical disability like Noah doesn't qualify you for much as people like this are (reasonably) expected to be able workers.
True enough. I'm a single White man with no dependents and I have to work for a living while the blacks in the projects house across the street do nothing but smoke weed and blast rap music all day while getting a constant stream of DoorDash while their brand new cars sit in their huge parking lot.

Not that I'm angry about that or anything.
 

JustStopDude

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True enough. I'm a single White man with no dependents and I have to work for a living while the blacks in the projects house across the street do nothing but smoke weed and blast rap music all day while getting a constant stream of DoorDash while their brand new cars sit in their huge parking lot.

Not that I'm angry about that or anything.
Lol imagine being a wage cuck.
 

RJ MacReady

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Where it says "disability" he would write: Noah Antwiler
The funny part is the SSDI application process includes an interview so Spoony would've had to sit down and explain to a callous federal bureaucrat how he can't support himself because sitting in his basement playing video games on YouTube is too hard. The simple mental image of that makes me wish he'd done it.
 

Infern0121

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I'd say Spoony might be getting disability but only because his parents might have done all the leg work for him and dragged his ass to the doctor or whoever to get signed off.
 

Tripping Nice Clown

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I'd say Spoony might be getting disability but only because his parents might have done all the leg work for him and dragged his ass to the doctor or whoever to get signed off.
Not only that, but if his parents were smart, they'd make themselves his representative payee due to his irresponsibility in managing his own money. His parents may have done the leg work in filing for it and dragging him to a therapist for that diagnosis that would get them SSDI payments in order to manage his care. I see a group home in Noah's future.
 

Dwight Frye

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Not only that, but if his parents were smart, they'd make themselves his representative payee due to his irresponsibility in managing his own money. His parents may have done the leg work in filing for it and dragging him to a therapist for that diagnosis that would get them SSDI payments in order to manage his care. I see a group home in Noah's future.
Agreed except for the group home thing. He’d be willing to be homeless before that. All the better to wring the last few drops of pity points from his small little group of simps.
 

Tripping Nice Clown

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Agreed except for the group home thing. He’d be willing to be homeless before that. All the better to wring the last few drops of pity points from his small little group of simps.
Possibly, but that also depends on whether his parents put him in a conservatorship due to his instability in managing his own care. If that's the case, he's not going to get the chance to be homeless because the person controlling it would be making damn sure that Noah can't so much as shit in peace unless they give the OK for it.
 

RJ MacReady

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And thus with a stroke of a judge's pen, the nearly seven year saga of Spoony's home in Aurora, Illinois and the self-ruination it housed has come to its silent, final end.

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22 months from opening to closing, and it would've been even longer if Spoony's family didn't intervene.
 

Oliver Onions

Stop sinning, that's literally all you have to do.
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Egg on our faces when Spoony returns after a six-month hiatus spent doing nothing but lifting; first stream back he comes on to the Pillar Men theme and reveals the flowing mane and sculpted body of the perfect life-form then completes a no-damage run of Fallout 2 in a single sitting.

Or his brother makes an account to let us know he kicked out a chair. Either's possible, I guess.
 

Illuminati Order Official

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I didn't check but maybe the quick save/load door trick resets the shock floor timer, too?
This may work... or you could get lucky with the easter egg that bypasses it. It may actually be easier than F1 where you probably need to be hit by the red force field (or your own explosive) when escaping Mariposa.
 

LORD IMPERATOR

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In an alternate universe, Spoony remained a decent content producer who continued to make stuff for his fans. He made his Spoony movie on time, continued to make interviews with RPG giants like Richard Garriot, and once he got rich enough from the E-fame, quietly retired from his Youtube career and pulled an AVGN, settling down, having a family with April, and he would just make the occasional Spoony Experiment video if he needed some extra cash, while in his real life, he's working as a humble day-laborer, fixing people's broken computers for pay. He gets to keep his house, and he becomes a respectable relic of a bygone era when Youtube personalities like him enthralled tens of millions of fans with funny videos.

Sadly for Spoony, he doesn't live in that universe. In this universe, he chickened out of making the film he promised, he wasted tons of time on social media cosplaying as his dog and raging against Orange Man, he made tons of livestreams where he keeps back-talking his fans when they try to help him, he lost his house and was forced to move back home with his folks. All the while, he stews in his self-loathing and BO, unable to affect the world, outside of being thrown some pity money by some small remnant of his once-proud fanbase now and then.

If someone told me back in 2011 that THIS was going to be Spoony's fate 10 years later, I'd have laughed at them. After all, he was a major Youtube personality, and all he needs to do to bring in more money is make more funny reviews bashing weebs and bad movies. But I suppose reality isn't realistic after all.
 
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