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RJ MacReady

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settling down, having a family with April
No dice there, chief.

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Alternate universe Spoony became gay and married Linkara.
 

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No dice there, chief.

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Alternate universe Spoony became gay and married Linkara.
In the alternate universe, April came from a Mormon family and was willing to have a dozen kids with Spoony.

I'm just going off on what is the opposite of what we have now.

It's amazing to imply that "the patriarchy" invented the "cat lady" stereotype when feminists should be proud of cat ladies being on their short list of accomplishments.
Feminists will always dump everything bad on the patriarchy. Even though by the end, their actions end with the patriarchy being able to live like Spoony because they'll be doing all the work:

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Jan Ciągwa

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No dice there, chief.

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Alternate universe Spoony became gay and married Linkara.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Alternate universe Spoony became a career engineer at Boeing and scored high 20 years later when he got laid off 1 year before retirement.
Feminists will always dump everything bad on the patriarchy.
BTW: does anyone who goes out to take part in a manifestation that's about disliking something is right in the head? Do people who march with "we hate tomato soup" posters seem like well-adjusted human beings?
And dumping everything bad on the commonly hated group is nothing new. Replace "patriarchy" with "Jews".
 

stupid frog

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True enough. I'm a single White man with no dependents and I have to work for a living while the blacks in the projects house across the street do nothing but smoke weed and blast rap music all day while getting a constant stream of DoorDash while their brand new cars sit in their huge parking lot.

Not that I'm angry about that or anything.

They probably deal drugs. You should do the same. Then you can achieve the same life as the blacks.
 

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BTW: does anyone who goes out to take part in a manifestation that's about disliking something is right in the head? Do people who march with "we hate tomato soup" posters seem like well-adjusted human beings?
No. Defining yourself by what you hate means that you're shallow, in the end. If the thing you despise disappears, how would you define yourself and your life? You'll be empty inside.

And dumping everything bad on the commonly hated group is nothing new. Replace "patriarchy" with "Jews".
There's a reason why they called feminists "femi-nazis". Their shaming/blaming tactics oddly mirror those used by that weird German socialist party led by that failed Austrian painter during the 1930s.
 

p1138

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Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Alternate universe Spoony became a career engineer at Boeing and scored high 20 years later when he got laid off 1 year before retirement.

BTW: does anyone who goes out to take part in a manifestation that's about disliking something is right in the head? Do people who march with "we hate tomato soup" posters seem like well-adjusted human beings?
And dumping everything bad on the commonly hated group is nothing new. Replace "patriarchy" with "Jews".
The problem is people who define themselves entirely by dumb shit. Don't like tomato soup and want to protest it? Fine. But when you meet someone new and they ask you to say something about yourself and you can't come up with any hobbies, interests, or anything beyond "I hate tomato soup" you've got a serious problem. It's the same way with idpol. People will tell you that they're an alphabet, what their pronouns are, who they voted for, and whatever top 10 they can come up with to make themselves sound like some sort of special snowflake victim. But they never actually have anything to really say about themselves because they don't exist in their own minds outside of that basic definition. And if you ask someone who introduces themselves as a they/xim, POC, pansexual, agoraphobic, with rickets to actually try and come up with something, it'll just be more idpol nonsense instead of... what music they like, do they have pets, do they have any hobbies, when was the last time they took a vacation, etc. You know, normal human smalltalk.

And yes, the... gathering up of the idpol weirdos to unite against the bad thing they don't like, proclaim that anyone who isn't a directly stated ally is against them, that we need to ban speech, burn books, beat people up because they don't agree, etc. is all SA tactics. Couple years back I think it was the john brown gun club or whatever bullshit in Arizona was out protesting trump or something... all wearing brown shirts trying to be a uniform, proclaiming half or more of the local population to be evil, demanding books be burned and speech be silenced to put a stop to the "nazis" all while missing the irony that they were mimicking the sturmabteilung in the process.
 

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What surprised me the most about Spoony's fate was that back in the day, he was a walking money press. Especially in the years between 2009 and 2013. My first exposure to him was his 2009 review of James Cameron's Avatar, and I found myself surprisingly agreeing with his criticisms of the film. Then I saw him bash everything from bad movies to JRPGs, and while I didn't always agree with him, I found him to be funny. All this idiot needed to do to make more money and pay off his house was just make more reviews. Even if he skimped out on the movie, more quality content infused with his trademark humor and opinions would have satisfied the sheep and kept the money flowing.

Heck, he could have made a series retrospective towards an older game series, like say, the older Final Fantasies, which he stated that he once loved, and cap it off with a real review of FF7, and string them all together, and then call THAT the Spoony Movie. People would have accepted it. All people wanted from Spoony was for him to just be himself on camera, ripping on some bad game or making fun of weebs for liking JRPGs and corny anime. Top that off with more interviews with guys like Richard Garriot, and he'd have secured enough money to keep his house.

Another thing that surprised me was him whining about Orange Man. For a guy who once called out the Avatar movie for its liberal pandering towards white guilt, a guy whose brother works for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, you would think that he'd be on the side of Orange Man. But no, he raged against Orange Man like many of his co-workers who were once on the wrong end of the SJW/feminist movement. He got kicked out of CA for a bondage joke towards JesuOtaku, and yet he's on the same side as many easily-triggered feminists when it comes to a politician who isn't that much of a far-right boogeyman, more of a "New York Republican" whose conservatism was always questionable.

Again, back in 2011, I would have never thought Spoony would end up like this. He had the momentum, he had the fans, and all he needed to do to make money was make fun of weebs and bad movies or games. The fact that he ended up in this sorry state is just all on him. Some stars self-destruct because of a lover's scandal or because they got caught doing drugs. Spoony's rising stardom was felled by something more basic: apathy and laziness.
 
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Frank West

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For a guy who once called out the Avatar movie for its liberal pandering towards white guilt, a guy whose brother works for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, you would think that he'd be on the side of Orange Man.
One can be fed up with "sins of the father" white guilt bullshit and still think Drumph is a waste of skin. I do. Though in my defense, I did LONG before he got this deep into politics.

Otherwise, yea, laziness twas what killed the Spoony train and nothing else.
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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No dice there, chief.

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Alternate universe Spoony became gay and married Linkara.
1) Dating sites are overflowing with women in their mid to late-30s with "want kids eventually" tags, who all thought they'd never want any kids.
2) Someone going "Oh you don't kids? How's that?" is not an attack. It might be genuine curiosity. If you feel attacked and if this is such a big issue for you, maybe be less of a thin-skinned Karen ffs.

Yeah, there's women who don't want kids and who don't regret it. There's women who want kids, get kids and regret it. It's not a big deal, really whether you choose to have kids or not. No one really cares. If someone going "how come you don't want kids" throws your entire being into turmoil, you've got issues and you're most likely the kind of person that *WILL* regret not having kids come the age of 50.
 
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Arthur Morgan

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In an alternate universe, Spoony remained a decent content producer who continued to make stuff for his fans. He made his Spoony movie on time, continued to make interviews with RPG giants like Richard Garriot, and once he got rich enough from the E-fame, quietly retired from his Youtube career and pulled an AVGN, settling down, having a family with April, and he would just make the occasional Spoony Experiment video if he needed some extra cash, while in his real life, he's working as a humble day-laborer, fixing people's broken computers for pay. He gets to keep his house, and he becomes a respectable relic of a bygone era when Youtube personalities like him enthralled tens of millions of fans with funny videos.

Sadly for Spoony, he doesn't live in that universe. In this universe, he chickened out of making the film he promised, he wasted tons of time on social media cosplaying as his dog and raging against Orange Man, he made tons of livestreams where he keeps back-talking his fans when they try to help him, he lost his house and was forced to move back home with his folks. All the while, he stews in his self-loathing and BO, unable to affect the world, outside of being thrown some pity money by some small remnant of his once-proud fanbase now and then.

If someone told me back in 2011 that THIS was going to be Spoony's fate 10 years later, I'd have laughed at them. After all, he was a major Youtube personality, and all he needs to do to bring in more money is make more funny reviews bashing weebs and bad movies. But I suppose reality isn't realistic after all.
Alternate universe spoony would have married a normal woman after fucking all the con sluts that were throwing themselves at him back in the day, made a respectful career in small indie rolls that allowed him to do his internet work too, and kept his friendships alive.
 

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One can be fed up with "sins of the father" white guilt bullshit and still think Drumph is a waste of skin. I do. Though in my defense, I did LONG before he got this deep into politics.

Otherwise, yea, laziness twas what killed the Spoony train and nothing else.

I think in most cases if you are anti SJW, while you may also not like trump, one probably wouldn't be foaming omat the mouth raging that we need Hillary Clinton instead of him. More likely you'd just shake your head at the whole thing and invest your time elsewhere, right?

I agree with that guy, spoony went from being fairly centrist to SJW, it was weird.
 

Pokemonquistador2

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I think in most cases if you are anti SJW, while you may also not like trump, one probably wouldn't be foaming omat the mouth raging that we need Hillary Clinton instead of him. More likely you'd just shake your head at the whole thing and invest your time elsewhere, right?

I agree with that guy, spoony went from being fairly centrist to SJW, it was weird.
I know people like Spoony who went from "SJWs are a little much sometimes" to slavering, anti-Trumpites who fully drank the SJW kool-aid. Part of me thinks it's environmental -the election of Trump flipped a switch in their amygdala that told them that danger to their way of life was imminent and they started panicking. Part of me thinks they were just a bunch of sheep influenced by each other's signals; a mob engaging in a giant case of Shared Psychosis Disorder, much like how normal people in the 16th Century suddenly began seeing witches everywhere because a few teen girls came down with ergotism and started hallucinating them.
 

Dogfacefuke

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Considering it was the SJWs that tried to cancel him too you'd think he would have seen that and learned it's nothing but a destructive ideology.

Instead it's like he saw the thing that tried to destroy him and he fucking joined it. Wtf is that?
 

RJ MacReady

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Considering it was the SJWs that tried to cancel him too you'd think he would have seen that and learned it's nothing but a destructive ideology.

Instead it's like he saw the thing that tried to destroy him and he fucking joined it. Wtf is that?
The rape joke drama was before social justice unfolded as the force it is now and was purely driven by his retard Twitter freakout and his fans waging war with the rest of the CA fandom.
 

Juan But Not Forgotten

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Considering it was the SJWs that tried to cancel him too you'd think he would have seen that and learned it's nothing but a destructive ideology.

Instead it's like he saw the thing that tried to destroy him and he fucking joined it. Wtf is that?
Oh, God, where do you get this from? No one "canceled" Noah, you don't get canceled and then scam Patreon for a decade. Noah never said "they made me quit my dream job", he said that he quit because CA was holding him down or something. Most likely after his week of flinging shit at everyone, CA told him "stop or else" and he chose "else".
 

gydorem

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Most of them probably are like that, but not all. It fell below $300 a while back and then a few weeks later jumped $20-$30 and a few (re)new(ed) subscriptions. Someone in this thread used to periodically post the chart.

This should tell you there are legitimately people who believe Spoony's return is imminent, or that paying for some weirdo to tweet insanity on Twitter all day is worth a few bucks a month. Who knows what they're doing now that Spoony's parents have intervened.

Plot twist. It was Kiwifags, to keep the lols coming.
 

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