TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler / Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

GunnlaugurSassoon

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If you look back at his history, Spoony never actually tried to work towards his goal of being an actor or writer. The video asking his fans to get him on Fallon is the most sincere effort he ever showed.

I think for the longest time he believed that The Spoony Experiment would eventually convert to a mainstream showbiz career, and when it became clear it wasn't working out that way it influenced his bitterness. But there are clues that he still clings to it, like his insane assertion that he can't cut his hair because he might need it for a role.

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So his reasoning for not cutting his hair is because "when you're auditioning..." but he's not auditioning but maybe he'll run into Guillermo del Toro who will see him and say "I need someone to play greasy basement virgin with reverse widows peak #2, you're perfect!"

I can't even parse what type of mental illness this is
 

JamesFargo

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I can't even parse what type of mental illness this is
I literally knew a guy called "Fast Eddie" who offered to rent me space in the Waldorf Hotel. I could never tell if he was delusional or just fucking with me. He sounded like Spoony in that video.
 

Arthur Morgan

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So his reasoning for not cutting his hair is because "when you're auditioning..." but he's not auditioning but maybe he'll run into Guillermo del Toro who will see him and say "I need someone to play greasy basement virgin with reverse widows peak #2, you're perfect!"

I can't even parse what type of mental illness this is
Narcissism. He expects reality to shift to suit him without doing any work, because he deserves it.
 

JamesFargo

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I call it Norma Desmond Syndrome. Many such cases!
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Sex Cannon Lupa

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If you look back at his history, Spoony never actually tried to work towards his goal of being an actor or writer. The video asking his fans to get him on Fallon is the most sincere effort he ever showed.

I think for the longest time he believed that The Spoony Experiment would eventually convert to a mainstream showbiz career, and when it became clear it wasn't working out that way it influenced his bitterness. But there are clues that he still clings to it, like his insane assertion that he can't cut his hair because he might need it for a role.

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That hairline is looking suspect.
 

GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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I really don't know who overall has the most sicknesses or health issues.. I had to look for this one and it's apparently some obscure thing that happens only to little kids?

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And is 99% self-correcting without any treatment or surgery.

I'm sure she actually does have one of her many horrible maladies, just like Spoony really is Bipolar but names a bunch of other stuff he may or may not have, but it's a crap-shoot as to which are real and which are munchie fantasy.
 

JamesFargo

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he'll be lucky to look like Colin Delaney (ECW era)
Speaking of stillborn wrestling careers...
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The GLOW Games pitted a team of Good Girls against Bad Girls in non-wrestling related events like Escalator Races, Swimming Pool Relays and in this case a Pizza Eating Contest. Fiji and Matilda continuously shoved pizza in their faces as their teammates cheered and jeered behind them to make the competition more exciting. Of course the whole thing ended in a food fight, with Matilda The Hun crossing the aisle to rub a slice all over Mt. Fiji's face in a show of poor sportsmanship.
I think Warty was born twenty years too late.
 
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big ups liquid richard

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I really don't know who overall has the most sicknesses or health issues.. I had to look for this one and it's apparently some obscure thing that happens only to little kids?

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I've been wanting to make a comprehensive list of all the "issues" and "medical" problems Warty has, because it would be a foot long. I just can't be arsed.
 

Flavius Anthemius

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All her problems can be summed up in two words

lol fat

Just saved you a lot of time and a foot of paper.
You know I think this women just seems like the prime candidate for someone who just needs to stop complaining about everything in her life on safe space twitter, stop being a lazy slob and just harden the fuck up. Your life is not going to be an easy road and you have to learn how to get through shit all on your own, no matter how tough it might be, because that's what makes you stronger. This women wants the easy way out and I'm sure that yes she probably does have some mental issues holding her back that keep her in this headspace, but she needs to step out of her comfort zone if she ever wants he existence to become even a slightly bit more desirable.

Sign the warthog on some army or wilderness boot camp trip in the Canadian woods, she can burn off all that fat, realise what hard work actually is, become a more self-disciplined individual and stick to a type of routine, if she can get those things down her life will not be the what is right now.

Of course this is all a pipe dream, this women is not interested in doing anything that involves even a slight bit of physical labour or anything that breaches her immediate comfort zone and you can't force dumb cunts to do shit they don't want to do despite the fact that it would help them out a lot.
 

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So his reasoning for not cutting his hair is because "when you're auditioning..." but he's not auditioning but maybe he'll run into Guillermo del Toro who will see him and say "I need someone to play greasy basement virgin with reverse widows peak #2, you're perfect!"

I can't even parse what type of mental illness this is
Textbook Copium OD
 

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