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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

This will all end in tears, I just know it.
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Spoony 2015-01-30 04:06 said:
While I was filming the last review, Oreo jumped up in my lap and pretty much fell asleep instantly. You know me; I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away... or the brains to turn the camera off. And within a few minutes I was taking a nap myself.

So much for that memory card!


That is the look of a man who ran a hose from the tailpipe of a running car to his bedroom.

By the way, if you were at all wondering what the Spoony Movie was going to be like, look no further.

Spoony 2015-03-30 16:28 said:
I'm endeavoring this month to post more progress reports on all my projects. Almost more to remind myself of how I'm doing!

My thoughts have been turned inward to the movie. It's still little more than a collection of a half-dozen pages, each page representing a different movie outline. That may not seem like much, but writing it down is a formality; by the time it's on paper I pretty much have the entire thing straight in my head. A lot of my writing process is spent slouched in a chair, brow furrowed, staring at a blank screen. The typing occurs in my head in some weird Zen trance.

Anyway. I've started cutting the ideas that don't work. I mean, yeah, I love the movie idea about a metal band riding winged steel horses that are also made of lightning, but I don't think I'm ready to film a spiritual sequel to Flash Gordon (with MANOWAR).

The best idea I have so far, and probably the most feasible is a sort of Counter Monkey movie that follows the journey of a roleplaying group in the real world, and then dives into the fantasy world as the game plays out. There's been a lot of demand for this, and I do like the idea. The only things holding me back are (1) I really, REALLY don't want it to be a rehash of "The Gamers" and (2) I was sort of hoping to make a movie that "stands on its own," if that makes sense.

Now, I have enough material that the CM movie wouldn't just be dorks bopping around a fantasy world doing the exact same thing the Gamers movie did. At all. But I do think the movie needs a different spin that I need do come up with. As for the second thing: stop bitching and give the people what they want, Spoony. Honestly, I have no problems with a CM movie. I think it's just the way of comedians sometimes that they get an irrational urge to make a Not Comedy.

What kind of Not Comedy? Well, that's what the other ideas are. Horror (an idea I've been struggling with for years), a superhero story (likely beyond my means), and a love-story comedy. Which counts as a Not Comedy because it's my normal kind of comedy. I actually really like the last one. April thought it was cute, and if I won the lady over I might have something there.

And then there's Counter Monkey, in which I've already scripted a scene where I snikt a guy's balls into a power outlet with my Cyberpunk Wolverine blades to get him to tell me where the bomb is.
 
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Deathfromabove

Very shame, much dishonor
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"Lots of wild content, coming soon!"

Nearly 2 years old, did he release anything aside from City Hunter and a shitty vlog afterwards?
The most amazing part is 125 people are still donating to a man who has made literally no videos in the last two years. 460$ bucks a month for nothing. Spoony exists and gets a half a grand a month and still whines about how awful things are. I can only imagine how horrifying the people who donate to him still look
 
The most amazing part is 125 people are still donating to a man who has made literally no videos in the last two years. 460$ bucks a month for nothing. Spoony exists and gets a half a grand a month and still whines about how awful things are. I can only imagine how horrifying the people who donate to him still look

I wonder if some of those 125 people are just low tiers who don't check their bank statements so don't realise they're still donating.

Even before he stopped updating the writing was on the wall, but the sad thing is looking through the older posts you can still see traces of the old enthusiastic Spoony there. Now the best word to describe him and his "work" is pathetic, he didn't have a big meltdown or scandal, he just drifted into irrelevance.
 

Roadkill Pope

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I just wish the guy would at least put out some Counter Monkey or something. Like, I actually used to enjoy listening to him ramble about how much he loves AD&D. You'd think sitting in a chair and talking for an hour would be something even Spoony could do at this point, but here we are.
 
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RJ MacReady

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I just wish the guy would at least put out some Counter Monkey or something. Like, I actually used to enjoy listening to him ramble about how much he loves AD&D. You'd think sitting in a chair and talking for an hour would be something even Spoony could do at this point, but here we are.
The last time he discussed making a Counter Monkey we got this:

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And we didn't see that video (the last and final Counter Monkey) until four months after that tweet.

From what I've seen over the past few years he basically has a pathological fear of being on camera. He won't make reviews, record vlogs or stream and every time he addresses it it's some variation of "I just can't turn on the camera/OBS, I don't know why and I hate myself for it!"
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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The last time he discussed making a Counter Monkey we got this:

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And we didn't see that video (the last and final Counter Monkey) until four months after that tweet.

From what I've seen over the past few years he basically has a pathological fear of being on camera. He won't make reviews, record vlogs or stream and every time he addresses it it's some variation of "I just can't turn on the camera/OBS, I don't know why and I hate myself for it!"
I think that's the same reason why his table top games he did with his friends never lasted more than like four episodes. He was hardly on them, but you could still hear his voice. The only time we got a lot of content from him (video wise that is) is when he lived with family.
 

RJ MacReady

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He always tweets even if he is sick or doing something else. Sleeping is very likely, since he probably plays games untill the morning of the other day.
No worries, he's back to posting 60 year old comic strips:

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Thank God, I was getting concerned the human race would be deprived of this cutting edge humour.
 

BR55

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Spoony is 39 now. I wonder if 2020 won't be the true year of the Spoony, when he realizes that after being on this world for four full decades he has no family, no kids, no job, no worthwhile memories and no future, and thus decides to make the great leap forward off a strategically placed chair.
sigh I don't know why people keep saying Spoony is gonna kill himself. He's just too full of himself and too much of a coward to off himself.
He's probably just going to keep decaying in this little personal Hell of his until he drops dead at 50-something from his terrible lifestyle choices.
 
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RJ MacReady

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sighI don't know why people keep saying Spoony is gonna kill himself. He's just too full of himself and too much of a coward to off himself.
He's probably just going to keep decaying in this little personal Hell of his until he drops dead at 50-something from his terrible lifestyle choices.
Ultimately what Noah wants is for all of his problems - financial, physical, mental - to disappear magically with no effort on his behalf. I don't think he sees suicide as the solution because he still wants to live, just without his problems.

I think his constant bitching about life is a sign that he won't kill himself. It's often observed that the most imminently suicidal are the ones who hide their state of mind, JewWario being an alarmingly relevant example. If Noah were pretending to be all sunshine and rainbows I'd be more concerned, but the mood of his tweets rises and falls according to his bipolar disorder. There was also an occasion where a random on Twitter told him to kill himself he said he wouldn't just to spite him. I don't think he could make himself say that unless he was consciously rejecting suicide.

But you also can't ignore the red flags: Money troubles, social isolation, alcohol abuse and diagnosed mental illness together is usually held to be a suicide waiting to happen, and that infamous "who I take down with me" tweet is arguably suicidal (most say homicidal, but I don't think so) in nature. Worst of all is that he continues to do nothing as what he's got left slips away and the positive feedback loop gets worse.
 

La Luz Extinguido

There are no innocents
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Spoony is 39 now. I wonder if 2020 won't be the true year of the Spoony, when he realizes that after being on this world for four full decades he has no family, no kids, no job, no worthwhile memories and no future, and thus decides to make the great leap forward off a strategically placed chair.
On the bright side, he has no family, no kids, no job, no worthwhile memories and no future, he is free, what's stopping him from rotting on twitter 4 decades more?
 

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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April is getting a second (minimum wage) job to support them:

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She only worked 20 hours a week to begin with, mind you. This would also officially mean she's pulling in more money than all of Noah's revenue sources combined.
That is both fucked up and depressing as hell. So, how long before April says "fuck it" and just dumps his ass?
 

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