TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
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Noah had a meltdown worthy of r/atheism:

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All of this over getting bullied over D&D in grade school, by the way.

He also once considered running for justice of the peace (a magistrate that deals with minor cases):

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Also, while I haven't bothered to capture of any of it Noah has been playing multiple Shin Megami Tensei games this past month or so and has been tweeting about it a lot. He's currently on IV.

Lastly, someone on reddit noticed that one of Noah's tweets (a sophomoric quotation of 1984, naturally) was in a Buzzfeed article last summer:

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I was actually wondering why that got so many retweets/likes at the time.

Patreon hasn't meaningfully changed this month.
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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Noah had a meltdown worthy of r/atheism:


All of this over getting bullied over D&D in grade school, by the way.

He also once considered running for justice of the peace (a magistrate that deals with minor cases):

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Also, while I haven't bothered to capture of any of it Noah has been playing multiple Shin Megami Tensei games this past month or so and has been tweeting about it a lot. He's currently on IV.

Lastly, someone on reddit noticed that one of Noah's tweets (a sophomoric quotation of 1984, naturally) was in a Buzzfeed article last summer:

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I was actually wondering why that got so many retweets/likes at the time.

Patreon hasn't meaningfully changed this month.
That didn't age well considering Trump was talking about the Russia investigation, which turned out to be a 40 million dollar whoopie cushion.
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
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Has anyone else found the serenity to accept being unable to change Noah?
I don't think anyone feels that way except for the couple of hundred randoms who still throw money at him. The public sentiment everywhere on the internet is head-shaking disappointment. I don't see anyone to go to bat for him anywhere outside of his Twitter replies, and even then they're mostly dangerhairs and trannies.
 

CharlesBarkley

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I don't think anyone feels that way except for the couple of hundred randoms who still throw money at him. The public sentiment everywhere on the internet is head-shaking disappointment. I don't see anyone to go to bat for him anywhere outside of his Twitter replies, and even then they're mostly dangerhairs and trannies.
Imagine instead of giving that money to charity or something, you sit at your desk and think "Man, I really wanna give pity bucks to this sad brain idiot who runs reds and gives me no content except fair weather tweets over and over for months."

Instead of spoony, there really should just be a thread on the people who still pay him.
 

Pokemonquistador

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Noah had a meltdown worthy of r/atheism:


All of this over getting bullied over D&D in grade school, by the way.
The funny thing is, D&D Creator Gary Gygax was once such a hardcore Christian that he refused to celebrate Christmas, because of its "pagan origins".

And can I say, that Spoony's most annoying feature is his tendency to take everything he comes across (regardless of its level of importance) and turn it into some stupid twitter skit replete with "I'm Clever, You're Not" hipster humor. Was this really the same man who explored the morality system of the Ultima games and made a detailed analysis of its philosophical implications? Was this the same man who pointed out how Ultima 9 had betrayed many of its established characters by turning them into unnuanced, one-note charicatures of themselves? Spoony has not only betrayed his fanbase, he's thrown away his own talent as well, choosing to spend it on the internet equivalent of Axehead Beer, (Twitter) which gives him a quick and dirty endorphin high at the cost of his long-term health and well being.

Spoony had spent a lot of his FFX review bashing the character Tidus for being a naive, squint-faced idiot with an annoying voice, but I sure as hell would much rather spend a Saturday evening knocking back and drinking beer with Tidus, than I would with Spoony. Tidus at least, sounds like a guy who can cut loose and enjoy himself. With Spoony, I would be on edge, worrying that I might say the one word that either triggers him into a rage or spirals him into a depression.
 

BScCollateral

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That didn't age well considering Trump was talking about the Russia investigation, which turned out to be a 40 million dollar whoopie cushion.
It's also striking because it equates "evidence of your eyes and ears" with "watching the news on TV." Effectively, according to Spoony, it is impossible for the mainstream media to lie. I think it explains a lot.
 

gydorem

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Gentlemen,

voting is open on the next chapter in the Spoony Experiment.


:like: - NO SHOW: Spoony doesn't show up. Judge confirms fine.

:agree: - BUST: Nothing happens. Spoony meekly gives his name, pleads guilty/not guilty. Judge passes verdict. End of story

:winner: - TRUE LIES: Spoony gives the rundown of his personal woes. Insists he had the green. Judge possibly cuts him some slack.

:optimistic: - LEGENDARY: Spoony lives up to his (ostensible) reputation. Goes on an epic tirade that immortalises him for the ages.

:informative: - CHAOS: Courthouse overrun by Spoony fans/haters. Judge calls to order, postpones hearing.

:drink: - BETRAYAL: Morning of the trial, judge gets retweet of Spoony's traffic court jibe. Goes down hard on Spoony.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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Noah had a meltdown worthy of r/atheism:

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All of this over getting bullied over D&D in grade school, by the way.
Has he tweeted something about mosque shooting? When some asshole shoot up a church full of people in Texas, he just tipped his fedora. I'm curious if if it concerns all religions or just christianity.
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
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Has he tweeted something about mosque shooting? When some asshole shoot up a church full of people in Texas, he just tipped his fedora. I'm curious if if it concerns all religions or just christianity.
He's tweeted out angry Trump shit or platitudinous sympathies in response to every major shooting except the Texas church massacre.
 

Edelweiss

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So good news for me, bad news for this thread. My prospective employers want me in for another interview at their second corporate office this Monday. It's at 10am, physically impossible for me to get out to Aurora and back to their offices in uptown Chicago in time. Sorry for not being able to pull through guys, it's either a much higher salary or mocking an overgrown YouTube neet for an hour, hope you dudes understand. To make it up to you I'll see if I can swing by the court later and purchase a copy of the court transcript.
 

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