TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet

Junkers Jumo 004
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His whole smug Easter thing really makes him a total cunt. God forbid people celebrate a holiday and take joy in letting their children have fun and believe in something magical! We should just tell our children how disgusting the world is, and about the "imaginary bearded man who got nailed to a tree". If Spoony has kids, we can take bets on what venue they will choose for their mass shooting.

I'm not even a Christian, but I hate the smug reddit-tier bullshit. They only say it to be edgy, and make people as sad as they are. He's nearly 40, has an ugly and wierd girlfriend, has no kids. He's the type of person nobody wants to be around with his euphoric attitude. He's smarter than God because he watched some Neil DeGrasse Tyson edutainment bullshit.
 

AlmightyMagichan

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I'm sure future generations will be very impressed by all the unattractive, jobless, childless losers who spend their lives screaming on twitter about how they're better than everyone else. Why would anyone remember Trump when they can remember that guy who sat in his house and did nothing but call Trump a nazi for over 4 years?
 

Expendable Zaku

"Sieg Zeon..."
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I'm sure future generations will be very impressed by all the unattractive, jobless, childless losers who spend their lives screaming on twitter about how they're better than everyone else. Why would anyone remember Trump when they can remember that guy who sat in his house and did nothing but call Trump a nazi for over 4 years?
Or a guy that had a bit of a following on the Internet from reviewing games and movies, and subsequently lost his mind over vagina, which ultimately led him to scamming his fanbase on Patreon while insulting them, LARPing as his dog on Twitter, and then finally culminated in a mental meltdown over the person he didn't vote for winning the election. This is Spoony, folks. He didn't age well.
 

UnclePhil

Getting older in a changing, frightening world.
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Fucking hell though, Spoony. I'm willing to bet once Thanksgiving rolls around, he'll start sperging about "all the privileged evil white men celebrating genocide and rape"
SJWs have been doing that for years. They also sperg about the Fourth of July for the same reason.

I fully expect Spoony to toe the party line and rehash the same tired arguments. At this point, his entire world is four walls filled with hate and social justice.
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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Could be worse. Could be diet Pepsi.
If I'm gonna fuck up my body with weird chemicals, I'm at least gonna enjoy it.

(Off topic gay rant: One benefit of our country slowly becoming a Mexican colony is that we also got Mexican Coca Cola, which has real sugar, comes in a glass bottle, and is the tits)
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Anyways, enough talk about soft drinks, let's get back to talking about the less interesting Noah Antwiler.
 

Doctor Stan

Fake Doctor
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If I'm gonna fuck up my body with weird chemicals, I'm at least gonna enjoy it.

(Off topic gay rant: One benefit of our country slowly becoming a Mexican colony is that we also got Mexican Coca Cola, which has real sugar, comes in a glass bottle, and is the tits)
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Anyways, enough talk about soft drinks, let's get back to talking about the less interesting Noah Antwiler.
I don't drink much soda these days, but when I do it's usually Moxie
 

Pokemonquistador

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spoon man switches gears and tells people they're on the wrong side of history
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Another SJW trait of Spoony's; the inability to see shades of gray in anything. Robert E. Lee was a complex man- a man who grew up in a world where slavery was normal. Lee pretty much viewed slaves as subhumans and thought Law, Order and a functioning society were more valuable than Equality. Which were pretty much the views of most Plantation Owners of that time. (Lee also did do some dickish things like having slaves whipped and breaking up families, which were among his greater moral failings.)

Lee did think that Emancipation should happen at some point in history, (as he viewed slavery as a moral evil.) But he was a bit optimistic in thinking that it would happen gradually, without any kind of political force or violence. Lee was an utter conformist, taking no dramatic stands on pretty much anything, but trying to uphold the status quo. He might not even have been as good a general as his legends make him out to be, as many of his battle tactics were aggressive and ended in heavy casualties for his side.

When victory came, Lee tried his best to make the surrender go as smoothly as possible. He even (ironically, as it would turn out,) opposed the erection of war monuments, since he thought it would prevent the healing of the country. It wasn't really Lee's fault that his dignity and stoic demeanor made him a romantic figure for defeated Southerners, who put him on a pedestal and portrayed him as a paragon of honor. Lee was one of those public figures who was neither better nor worse than anyone else in his station. Spoony, of course, would have been right to point out Lee's failings and how badly the guy has been overhyped. But instead, Spoony decides to paint him as A LITERAL NAZEE, and anyone trying to examine the man and point out the complexity of his character as NAZEE ENABLERS!!!! Which is funny, because I don't recall hearing about General Lee marching black people into gas chambers or having them mowed down with machine gun fire. Once again, the word "Nazi" is being used as a black brush to wipe away any trace of nuance, and thus, destroying any chance of looking deeply into the motivations and mechanisms behind slavery, and learning what could have been done to end it a lot sooner (and a lot less bloodily) than it could have been ended.
 

Duncan Hills Coffee

Do you folks like coffee?
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All sense of nuance is lost on twitter, and to be fair, most social media I think. Everyone is either some sort of noble hero that is super duper amazing, or they're literal nazis.
That's what happens when you try to discuss politics on a social media platform that limits your posts to 120 characters, which isn't nearly enough to give a good argument.
 

DogEatDogFood

Unironic Leftist
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spoon man switches gears and tells people they're on the wrong side of history
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And everyone with a mild education of history will tell you that the stupid determinist shit of "wrong side of history" is fucking stupid and outdated since the fall of the Soviet Union. History is made by cause and effect, not by an inevitable course to something that people like Kant or Marx believed on the fucking XIX Century. Quoting Kaiba from YuGiOh Abridged: "you are a literal parasite of society that is going to end in jail with bills coming out of your ass because you literally have zero skills"
 

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