I believe that's one thing I've noticed over the years that really makes or breaks me about reviewers in general. It's if they pay attention to details or not. And believe me, that is the small fine line that in my course as someone who wants good criterion so I don't fuck up instantly labeling everything in black and white bullshit or greatness on a pedestal like Spoony.I'm thankful for From Software for punishing this little scammer.
It's kinda cathartic knowing Noah sucks so bad at Bloodborne that he whines almost as hard as DSP.
If only there was a way to record your gameplay, monetize that rage and turn it into entertaining content...
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Noah's just wrong, btw.
Bloodborne is pretty unambiguous about the player character traveling to Yharnam in search of a cure for an illness that's started to plague his/her own village.
Plus if he's too stupid to glean plot details in a series known for being vague, just forget about it and make up a motivation.
That's sorta why these games have a create-a-character in the first place.
The problem with Spoony is that he's such an insufferable egotist, that he thinks he knows what his next review's game/movie/wrestling match/whatever the fuck he spectates is all about. Sure, you can't be enthusiastic about everything, but in this life, attitude is everything, and if his little prissy pansy ass is afraid of having expectations and being let down, tough shit, this world we live in wasn't called imperfect by sages and philosophers thousands of years ago for no fucking reason. "Oh, this wasn't how I thought it was going to be like, because it didn't play out in my mind. What a waste of time, I've seen this done before, but WAYYY better," blah blah fuckin' blah.
Because of this, Spoony builds up stereotypes and bullshit checklists from the start, and because he thinks that is how it will and always will play out, he'll go through everything exactly the same time before with those bullshit notions. He's already bent towards bias, because his psycho entitled ass thinks he's seen everything. He'll never explore or push boundaries, because he's such a cynical consumer that is already the fool played by a system he thinks is conspiring against him that exists in only but his head. The last time I've witnessed attitudes like this was from the local newspaper movie reviewing guy who is likely out at the bus station now sucking dicks for cheeseburgers, and that will likely be Spoony in the future. It's no wonder why "internet reviewing" and western styled reviewing is looked at as such a joke these days. Dumbasses like TGWTG and Noah here ruined it trying to bankroll and know it all off of it.