TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

RemoveKebab

Ssssshhhhh I said ssssshhhhhhh. Tee Hee!
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Nice report there, man. For a brief time I fantacized about Noah, down to his luck, going back to the family farm and restarting the cattle business and regaining strenght through the community and all that jazz... but that only happens in movies and now I'm sadder and a bit more angry.
Can you imagine Spoony showing up in this nice rural community with his Quasimodo look, Trump Derangement Syndrome, hate of religion, and general antisocial behavior?

The house will look like The Munsters mansion in 3 years and the local kids will make up crazy stories about old man Antwiler and his haunted mansion.

It would be glorious and I hope it happens.
 

JohnMc

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If Spoony really felt he wasn't worthy of a $25 donation, he'd shut his Patreon down.

Right now, he's getting $357 a month from 104 patrons, and by his own admission, he's not deserving of it.

And no doubt he's most likely collecting disability with his depression act. If he has no food in his pantry its because too lazy to go to the store [hell he could have it delivered but he's too lazy to get of his ass and open his front door] and buy food. Not a money issue.
 

RJ MacReady

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And no doubt he's most likely collecting disability with his depression act.

I don't think he's collecting any welfare. Some forms of mental illness are valid for SSDI, but the application process is long and expensive and Noah's too lazy for that. He may have gotten federally funded, state administered relief for his mortgage at one point (which could be part of why it took like 2 1/2 years for his house to get foreclosed after that one tweet) but we don't even know if he got his Trumpbux.

He's definitely got money for food and is just too lazy to go to Wal-Mart though. Dude was even paying extra to have them deliver when his car was totalled.
 

DrunkNDoziNDragN

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I think the big, more specific lesson to derive from Spoony, compared to the dime a dozen stunted manchild/womanchild stories out there is that even throwing everything that one of these people would need to succeed, throwing it right at their feet with only the barest minimum of strings attached will still avail nothing.

People like Spoony dont want to succeed. They just want to see others fail worse than them. That childish pettiness is what really drives them. I think the one and only thing that would cause him any degree of happiness at all would be if Trump, nearly all the Republicans, all his old fans and ex girlfriends would just drop dead of heart attacks simultaneously. The fact that those he hates are now worse off than he is is the only thing he would care about. It would be short lived and he would feel no less hollow, but for a second he would be happy.
 

Inshallah

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I think the big, more specific lesson to derive from Spoony, compared to the dime a dozen stunted manchild/womanchild stories out there is that even throwing everything that one of these people would need to succeed, throwing it right at their feet with only the barest minimum of strings attached will still avail nothing.

People like Spoony dont want to succeed. They just want to see others fail worse than them. That childish pettiness is what really drives them. I think the one and only thing that would cause him any degree of happiness at all would be if Trump, nearly all the Republicans, all his old fans and ex girlfriends would just drop dead of heart attacks simultaneously. The fact that those he hates are now worse off than he is is the only thing he would care about. It would be short lived and he would feel no less hollow, but for a second he would be happy.

I dissgree. Dude gets off on being pitied. That's why he made the probably fake post about the contents of his pantry, yet won't accept offers of food from orbiters.

It's why he reacts the way he does to people offering him help. He actually, on some subconscious level, ENJOYS being pitied. People offering him help are unknowingly offering to take that away from him, which is why he is so hostile towards their offers.

Ironically Trump and the Republicans offer the most real help to Spoon, they give him an excuse to wallow in self pity, which ultimately is what he wants to do with his free time. That's what the orbiters don't understand, he doesn't want a reason to get better, he wants a reason to wallow and act pitiful.
 

Water Resistance

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Oh, wow, he had the nerve to update his wishlist with TLOU2, a Nintendo Switch, a fitness tracker, and.... underwear? Is he trolling now or is he just so out of touch with reality?
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Duncan Hills Coffee

Bleach is healthy.
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Oh, wow, he had the nerve to update his wishlist with TLOU2, a Nintendo Switch, a fitness tracker, and.... underwear? Is he trolling now or is he just so out of touch with reality?
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TLOU 2 is especially hilarious to me because he hated the first one for being too bleak, and 2 is way more bleak and depressing. I have to wonder why he would put a sequel to a game he didn't like on his wishlist, especially one that cranks up the stuff he didn't like to 11.
 

GloriousRapeRabbit

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TLOU 2 is especially hilarious to me because he hated the first one for being too bleak, and 2 is way more bleak and depressing. I have to wonder why he would put a sequel to a game he didn't like on his wishlist, especially one that cranks up the stuff he didn't like to 11.
It will provide him with an excellent new oppurtunity to whine about it. He loves to whine.
 

JohnMc

Mr. Karate
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TLOU 2 is especially hilarious to me because he hated the first one for being too bleak, and 2 is way more bleak and depressing. I have to wonder why he would put a sequel to a game he didn't like on his wishlist, especially one that cranks up the stuff he didn't like to 11.

Probably for virtue signalling brownie points since the Transgender character ends up killing Joel with a golf club.

Has anyone actually bought him any of these things on his wishlist? Why bother buying him a console or a game that he'll never review or even play.

Nice report there, man. For a brief time I fantacized about Noah, down to his luck, going back to the family farm and restarting the cattle business and regaining strenght through the community and all that jazz... but that only happens in movies and now I'm sadder and a bit more angry.

Farming requires a huge work ethic. Can you imagine Noah getting up a sunrise to start his day and then going to be at sunset? He probably doesn't go to bed until 4 in the morning or after and doesn't wake up the afternoon. Its possible to develop a work ethic later on in life, but he clearly doesn't have the discipline to maintain it. He can't even be bothered to maintain his house. No less a farm.
 

DrunkNDoziNDragN

I'm full of life. The water of life.
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Farming requires a huge work ethic. Can you imagine Noah getting up a sunrise to start his day and then going to be at sunset? He probably doesn't go to bed until 4 in the morning or after and doesn't wake up the afternoon. Its possible to develop a work ethic later on in life, but he clearly doesn't have the discipline to maintain it. He can't even be bothered to maintain his house. No less a farm.
Not to mention he would refuse to do any degree of super heavy labor due to muh heart condition.

Edit: horrid spelling
 
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