TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away.

Wilhelm Bittrich

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I highly doubt he was physically abusive.

Not because he's a good person, but rather because making the effort to hit someone is too much work.
At this point I would go as far and say that when he would have to walk a mile he couldn't do it without getting severe heart/blood pressure problems.
All the neglect to his own body over the last few years would show pretty sure, most likely already after 250 yards. He's basically in the same range o
Cunning? Please. He doesn't even have the upper body strength to pull it off.
With his noodle arms he couldn't even lift a weekend edition of the New York Times or the Chicago Tribune.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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At this point I would go as far and say that when he would have to walk a mile he couldn't do it without getting severe heart/blood pressure problems.
All the neglect to his own body over the last few years would show pretty sure, most likely already after 250 yards.
Pretty much. The guy's been living Chris-chan's lifestyle for the last decade, it is safe to say that he has the same health condition. Chris couldn't walk without panting, couldn't do 30 pushups and had heart rate of 86 just from talking to Kacey's "father". I don't think Noah is in much better condition now and that's why I don't believe he will be able to handle any entry level job.
 

CharlesBarkley

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Like somethingawful, reddit, and other various online people or groups, a tranny helped cause the downfall of something once loved on the internet.

But all joking aside, this nigga cries nonstop about everything. Instead of doing the normal man thing on a break-up, which is jump in joy, hop on tinder, and pay cheap south american escorts for threesomes, he instead just cries for years on end.

It amazing that a guy who loves to criticize everything and everyone cant take a look in the mirror and realize what a piece of shit he is by constantly lamenting his dumb life choices over and over. He threw away a career, his home, his friends and possible soon to be family over a woman who looks like a grandma and to whine about orange man.

Honestly, at this point, he either needs to rope himself or grow a pair and start some serious recovery attempts at salvaging what he can.
 
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How'd he think he was going to find a way to fix everything sitting on his ass? This douche must have really thought April was going to coming crawling back to him again and go back to being his willing servant and working 2 jobs to pay for everything and practically be his Mother.
Spoony thinks of himself as the main character in a movie or TV show and is waiting for his deus ex machina happy ending.
 

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This was when Angry Joe accidentally hit Spoony in the head flailing around while shooting the Epic Brawl in 2009. Spoony sensationalised it back then too, describing it as a "pretty serious physical altercation" with no further detail at the time.

I think Noah clings to this moment as proof of his credibility as an actor. He brings it up almost any time he brags about his acting or "stage fighting" skills.
 

Blonde Bomb

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Women are the worst thing to ever happen to Spoony apparently.

Far as I'm aware he only ever had 2 girlfriends, Scarlet and April. When Scarlet left he'd randomly bemoan "my heart was broken by a red haired dragon" and all that. There was that famous vlog he did where he got too drunk and started getting mopey over Scarlet and Linkara or some shit had to calm him down.

Now April has left him and it's just the worst thing to ever happen to his life once again.

my point is, it's pretty funny.
That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
 

CWCissey

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That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
Nah it was just shots of Kraken.

So a man of culture when it comes to booze at least
 

JimiHendrix

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That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
It wasn't "tapping her on the head before you blow your load" it was some shit like "Have her tap you on the shoulder if you're going too hard, that's what Scarlet used to do...with me...."

unless there were two quotes, but the one you said isn't the one I remember getting brought up.
 

Zaryiu

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Potentially late, did anyone post this already? https://archive.md/rrcTB
Apparently Counter Monkey was a blog originally before he started making the videos and yes he allowed it to officially die back in 2016 (it was already dead since he stopped posting on it back in 2012)
 
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