TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

RazorBackBacon

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I think his pathetic state makes him feel attainable to her. Remember this is nearly a decade of obsession come home to roost: She's been fixated on him since meeting him at a con in 2011 (if you recall, her posting a photo of this was his first contact with her on Twitter).

Most importantly, this was in between Noah breaking up with Scarlett and meeting April (ironically at that same con, a month after Rachel wrote that post) so it's considerably likely she's been sore over "missing her chance" all those years ago and is now making up for it.
They say serial killer fangirls come in three flavors: Shrinks, Groupies, and Whackos. And Warthog, she's all three, baby!
 

Sparkletor 2.0

My first Jonbenet accidentally died
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I will never understand how someone like this girl exists. To constantly orbit someone so closely and so viciously. Like you can make the argument it makes sense for people to ""stan"" KPop dudes, theyre rich, attractive, talented etc etc. But why have a boner for SPOONY? He's like...the opposite of those things. Unless he's the only one whos given her a femtosecond of attention, but thats a whole other can of worms.
Over a decade ago, Warthog was feeling sad. She was having suicidal ideation. She was this close to taking an entire bottle of flintstones chewy vitamins. She went to TGWTG and found the Spooning with Spoony video. He was so suave and sexy. And he kind of liked like our lord and savior Jesus Christ but without a beard. His video made her feel better. Spoony literally saved her life.

After she shook his hand at that convention, the deal was sealed. She's been having sex dreams about Spoony ever since.
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
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Spoonster and dril grow more indistinguishable by the day.

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Private Joker

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New poll: Which Chef Boyardee product will Spoony have for Thanksgiving?

Spaghetti
Ravioli
Beefaroni
Lasagna
I prefer the Lasagna. It's the least offensive tasting. If you dump a ton of mozzarella cheese on it.

The comments are priceless.

Dude, local food banks/non profits. Don't deprive yourself, you deserve a holiday.

Because doing 1 livewire every year sure is exhausting.

Like people in the comments have already said, you deserve a holiday. Spoony enjoy the Ravioli from Chef Boyardee.

Can't tell if that's a subtle trolling or not.

If only there was a way you could exchange your time and labor for a physical medium of currency which could then be traded with merchants and vendors for foodstuff. Nah it would never work. Enjoy the canned ravioli.

🤣
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Yo, if you were Warthog and had a drunk guy "accidentally" come into your bedroom...

Bitch, you just missed your one and only chance to get some dick. Close your eyes and pretend it's Spoony.
That's probably the only way she'd get any.

I know some guys will fuck just about anything but c'mon. Take a look at that face and there's no way any guy with a shred of integrity would hit that without having a killer set of beer goggles on.
 

Bogs

The good gamer, bad gamer routine
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Sparkletor 2.0

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That's probably the only way she'd get any.

I know some guys will fuck just about anything but c'mon. Take a look at that face and there's no way any guy with a shred of integrity would hit that without having a killer set of beer goggles on.
You know his buddy dared him to fuck her. Do you leave your bathroom door closed in your home? A closed door means someone is in there. Everyone I know leaves their bathroom door open so you know it is available. He went in there on purpose and she freaked out so he said he thought it was the bathroom. Yeah right. Nigga lives there and he forgot which room was the bathroom.

...wonder if there is porn of titty fucking someone's giant wart. Brb
 

RazorBackBacon

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New poll: Which Chef Boyardee product will Spoony have for Thanksgiving?

Spaghetti
Ravioli
Beefaroni
Lasagna
Well he's a complete bitch so it's probably Beefaroni.

You know his buddy dared him to fuck her. Do you leave your bathroom door closed in your home? A closed door means someone is in there. Everyone I know leaves their bathroom door open so you know it is available. He went in there on purpose and she freaked out so he said he thought it was the bathroom. Yeah right. Nigga lives there and he forgot which room was the bathroom.

...wonder if there is porn of titty fucking someone's giant wart. Brb
Try eFuckt.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

My first Jonbenet accidentally died
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So here is @stirlock, Warthog's significant other.

Of course he lives in South Dakota and she lives in Orangeville, Ontario. I'd wager that they have never met in real life. Nice St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast Frank Zappa reference. Also noticed that he retweeted Brandon Cole aka Superblindman, the Twitch streamer who is 100% and plays video games. Oh yeah, Superblindman is also one of Darksydephil's biggest fans.

I can't wait to listen to this podcast. A combination of video game music review show and a mental health awareness show. Where to start? How about Warthog lists all the things wrong with her fucking head. That would fill a good couple of hours.
 

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