TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler - Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

Jack Awful

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RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
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Appropriated from reddit: Spoony's Thanksgiving feast revealed.

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Private Joker

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Spoony rages at an orbiter over the Thanksgiving tweet.

His second and third tweets are over 20 minutes apart so you could tell he was absolutely seething over it.

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What a sad sack of shit. I had appendicitis two years ago, it was a nightmare, but I kept working and survived and I'm still here. I have vertigo. I have Asthma. I can't walk on one foot without it hurting like hell. He's such a fucking cry baby..

This buffoon gets 60 grand a year at one point, a house, a girlfriend and a dream life and he pisses it all away because he's a lazy fuck.
 

100% VIRGIN M00TY

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I'm reminded of those Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes with the blind guy who insisted on dating hot chicks and Larry had to break it to him his girlfriend was not a model.
I was just going to post the same thing. Don't you think it is horrible to be a disgusting beast, and she must be aware she is disgusting as fuck, and then "date" a blind guy knowing full well you are selling a lie to him. He needs a Larry to tell him the truth. Unlikely she will ever meet her "S.O" anyway I spose.
 
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Ita Mori

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IM DRUNK PLEASE DISREGARD

I feel like people don't respect the differences between the US and Canada enough.

While we share the same Continent, and even the same Values, and maybe even the same Culture, there's a lot about us that is very different.

I'm of a Germanic/Polish descent, and while we pledge our allegiance to the Queen, you only need look towards the French to see the difference in values underneath Britannian/French platitudes.

And as much as the French have been beheaded these days (literally...), that sense of Liberalism is so prevalent in us even to this day; that it is clearly indicated by our first strike on the legalization of Cannabis Federally.

Additionally, we legalized Gay Marriage about a Decade before you guys did. And I can speak personally: as a Faggot who grew up in Rural Saskatchewan (which is much like your Rural Texas), that I've been shown nothing but acceptance and shots of Whiskey.

Let's not even get started on Healthcare; which was spearheaded by Tommy Douglas and the particular Province that I reside in.

We are very different. I mean shit just open up Google Maps and take a look at the North, look at the way that we divide Territories past the Northwest. What's up there is pure nature. Untamed. Often unexplored. In some ways the last frontier of absolute nature. It's hard for you to say the same for the US; which is often like a cultivated Faggot Anal Garden.

The "True North" describes us well.

Canada is a young nation, it's mixed between Conservative, Liberal, and Socialist values; it deeply respects the United States values, it's aware of the protections the US offers it, but it's also aware of the fact that it has the luxury of not being affected by your failures or policies.

It is both a State, a Nation, and a Liberal ideal of Socialism; perfected only because it exists under a superposition of United States protection, and the Britannia idealism of socialistic excellence.

I'M EXTREMELY DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
Kudos on being proud of who you are and where you come from. A dying trend.
 

Kevin Roberts

Coolest Bitch in Town
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There's a Spoony thread on /tg/ right now (archive), and while there's nothing really new, I did find this post:
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Couldn't be more accurate. But if Nostalgia Critic and AVGN could transition, maybe Spoony could as well. Don't get me wrong, I think that even Spoony was cursing in his videos more then Doug or James, but they were making videos constantly, meanwhile Noah was bitching and whining on tweeter, with 0 productivity.

Appropriated from reddit: Spoony's Thanksgiving feast revealed.

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Spoony rages at an orbiter over the Thanksgiving tweet.

His second and third tweets are over 20 minutes apart so you could tell he was absolutely seething over it.

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You see, he doesn't care about food. I only pray that Oreo gets some descent meal from time to time, but from what I can tell Spoony probably lives like this (dramatical reconstruction):


Note, Spoony is nor faster nor stronger.

Patreon Update: Noah is now making $270 per month. https://www.patreon.com/spoonyexperiment

Still a lot for Sloth like Noah.
 

Um Oh Ah Yeah

Boo, bitches
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Who wants to put money down that Warthog is trying to make Spoony jealous by mentioning her new boyfriend. She even subtly implies that he's taking over the role of encouraging her to do things (though I suspect that Spoony never actually realized that he was the one doing that before, but you know she thinks he does).
 

White Devil

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Who wants to put money down that Warthog is trying to make Spoony jealous by mentioning her new boyfriend. She even subtly implies that he's taking over the role of encouraging her to do things (though I suspect that Spoony never actually realized that he was the one doing that before, but you know she thinks he does).

Trying to make someone that barely acknowledges that she exists jealous sounds like something the Warthog would do. The blind dude is probably better in every way than Spoony though.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

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Who wants to put money down that Warthog is trying to make Spoony jealous by mentioning her new boyfriend. She even subtly implies that he's taking over the role of encouraging her to do things (though I suspect that Spoony never actually realized that he was the one doing that before, but you know she thinks he does).
I don't think she is trying to make Noah jealous. This is just another one of her delusions.

They aren't dating. They've most likely never met since they live far apart and neither one can drive. They just chat online and blind dude lends her a sympathetic ear. She probably thinks the relationship is more than what it really is. He's just being nice to someone he thinks is also disabled and trying to survive.

Take a look at Twitter. The only time I've seen them interact was on the tweets she tagged him in.
 

Spedestrian

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Okay, did a little more digging and found her "boyfriend's" Twitch...

Guess what! He's blind!
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Hahahahahahaha!
Found his Facebook. archive.md is choking on Facebook links again so I only have screenshots:
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His relationship started back in 2015:
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His last post was in 2016, so there's a chance he broke up with whoever he was dating and is now riding the warthog:
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Some pictures:
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Bad Luck Brian vs. Mad Luck Mike:
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