Disaster "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

Should we abolish ICE and exempt Latinos from immigration laws?

  • Yes

    Votes: 28 3.3%
  • No

    Votes: 96 11.2%
  • No Human Is Illegal

    Votes: 34 4.0%
  • Hahahahahahahaha :story:

    Votes: 153 17.8%
  • Someone needs to tard-wrangle AOC, Tlaib, and Omar

    Votes: 351 40.9%
  • Breh

    Votes: 35 4.1%
  • Brah

    Votes: 30 3.5%
  • Bruh

    Votes: 132 15.4%

  • Total voters
    859

Smaug's Smokey Hole

too many youtube makeup videos
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Did porn producers have Lisa Ann wear glasses and put her hair in a bun to get railed by a pair of lost and drunk Russian tankers to humiliate her and impact the election, or to make money off of people who want to fuck Sarah Palin? Probably a bit of column a and a bit of column b but I am not going to claim I know for sure which is the primary motivation.

All I know for sure is: that scene is fucking hilarious.
And that is something they let slide, but if a store would start selling slutty/sexy AOC halloween costumes twitter would melt in rage because that shit is demeaning against women, sexualization, misogynistic blah blah unlike Nailin' Palin.

Convenient hypocrisy occurs on both sides but let's look at the left's stance on gays and slurs. Outing is a threat to someones life and it is their decision not your, besides, their sexuality is none of your business so people should stay out of that but oh ho ho it's rumored that a right wing congressman was hitting on a guy at a rest room - that gay is a fag! He should just admit it! His wife won't like this!

Of course it's funny if a christian right winger gets caught at a glory hole, it betrays the values they are said to represent, but the way other people responds to that betrays the values of what they themselves claim to represent.

Just to go outside of the US, to Norway, where Siv Jensen is the party leader of the right-wing FRP. She has a short haircut, no children and is a bit stocky, all of this means that she's gotten tons of abuse from the left, not the politicians themselves but their constituents and the press, calling her a dyke and a rug muncher. She had to address it in her memoir while also saying that it is both tiresome and fucked up that people do this. And it is true, it is fucked up because no one tells either people or the press to tone it down or knock it off. In any other situation people would have frowned on how people behaved.

Point is that if something can be used to demean or degrade a political opponent then many will let it slide, they suddenly forget that maybe they shouldn't demean and degrade people in the first place.


Speculation: The A was hastily added to remove a hint of decolletage.
 

JosephStalin

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And now, for something completely different. 🙂

In an alternate world....

It's Mother's Day, 7:00 a.m. Mrs. Alexandria (Sandy) Ocasio-Cortez, in bed, hears her husband and children talking and rattling pots and pans in the kitchen. She smiles to herself. Sandy is a nurse at a hospital in New York City. Her husband Hector is a mechanic at a car dealership. They are the parents of Maria, five, and Juan, three.

Maria and Juan burst through their parents' bedroom door. "Happy Mother's Day, Mommy! Come see what we have for you!" Sandy smiles again and gets up, putting on her bathrobe.

At the dining table is a place all laid out for Sandy, with a vase of flowers, two gifts, and a card. "Oh, my goodness! Thank you, everyone!" Maria says, "Mommy, open your card! Juan and I made it for you!". Sandy smiles again, opening the card. "To the best momy in the world. Love, Maria and a scribble from Juan." "Thank you again! I will treasure this!"

Juan then grabs a gift, and with a big grin, says, "Maria and I got this for you, Mommy!" Sandy replies, "What could it be?", as she opens the package. Spying a pair of earrings, Sandy smiles again. "Thank you very much!". Hector adds, "Here's something from me, sweetie." Sandy, the picture of happiness, opens her husband's gift, a nice gold bracelet. "Hector, you shouldn't have!" "Hey, i only have one sweetie and the kids have only one mommy!"

Sandy sits back. "You won't believe the strange dream I had last night!" Maria asks, "What was it, Mommy?"

Sandy smiles. "I dreamed that I had been elected to Congress, in Washington. But every time I opened my mouth something really stupid came out, like saying the world was going to end in twelve years."

Hector laughs. "Whoa! That's a good one!"

Sandy continues. "Then I was telling everyone that they shouldn't drive cars or fly in planes any more, that we have to take the train everywhere we go. Then I said that we have to pay our money to support people who don't want to work. Then everyone started to laugh at me. The people on the TV news even started laughing."

Maria said, "That's really dumb, Mommy. How could people go to Hawaii, or across the ocean? Trains don't run on the water. And if we don't have cars how can people get around? Trains don't go everywhere."

Sandy smiled again, "That's right, honey. Then I was looking for you, Juan, and Daddy. 'Where's my husband? Where's Maria? Where's little Juan?' And all these people kept laughing and said I always said stupid things. I didn't like that. Then my cell phone rang, and it was the President. Then he started giving me a hassle about saying dumb things all the time. Then I woke up, and I was happy to be home, in my own bed, with my family."

Hector interjected, "Sandy, you do more good for people in one day as a nurse than most of those chumps in Congress ever do in years and years." "Thanks, honey. Yeah, there's nothing like being able to help people who get sick or hurt."

Then Maria, Juan and Hector hugged Sandy, "Happy Mother's Day!"
 

Dracula's Spirit Animal

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And now, for something completely different. 🙂

In an alternate world....

It's Mother's Day, 7:00 a.m. Mrs. Alexandria (Sandy) Ocasio-Cortez, in bed, hears her husband and children talking and rattling pots and pans in the kitchen. She smiles to herself. Sandy is a nurse at a hospital in New York City. Her husband Hector is a mechanic at a car dealership. They are the parents of Maria, five, and Juan, three.

Maria and Juan burst through their parents' bedroom door. "Happy Mother's Day, Mommy! Come see what we have for you!" Sandy smiles again and gets up, putting on her bathrobe.

At the dining table is a place all laid out for Sandy, with a vase of flowers, two gifts, and a card. "Oh, my goodness! Thank you, everyone!" Maria says, "Mommy, open your card! Juan and I made it for you!". Sandy smiles again, opening the card. "To the best momy in the world. Love, Maria and a scribble from Juan." "Thank you again! I will treasure this!"

Juan then grabs a gift, and with a big grin, says, "Maria and I got this for you, Mommy!" Sandy replies, "What could it be?", as she opens the package. Spying a pair of earrings, Sandy smiles again. "Thank you very much!". Hector adds, "Here's something from me, sweetie." Sandy, the picture of happiness, opens her husband's gift, a nice gold bracelet. "Hector, you shouldn't have!" "Hey, i only have one sweetie and the kids have only one mommy!"

Sandy sits back. "You won't believe the strange dream I had last night!" Maria asks, "What was it, Mommy?"

Sandy smiles. "I dreamed that I had been elected to Congress, in Washington. But every time I opened my mouth something really stupid came out, like saying the world was going to end in twelve years."

Hector laughs. "Whoa! That's a good one!"

Sandy continues. "Then I was telling everyone that they shouldn't drive cars or fly in planes any more, that we have to take the train everywhere we go. Then I said that we have to pay our money to support people who don't want to work. Then everyone started to laugh at me. The people on the TV news even started laughing."

Maria said, "That's really dumb, Mommy. How could people go to Hawaii, or across the ocean? Trains don't run on the water. And if we don't have cars how can people get around? Trains don't go everywhere."

Sandy smiled again, "That's right, honey. Then I was looking for you, Juan, and Daddy. 'Where's my husband? Where's Maria? Where's little Juan?' And all these people kept laughing and said I always said stupid things. I didn't like that. Then my cell phone rang, and it was the President. Then he started giving me a hassle about saying dumb things all the time. Then I woke up, and I was happy to be home, in my own bed, with my family."

Hector interjected, "Sandy, you do more good for people in one day as a nurse than most of those chumps in Congress ever do in years and years." "Thanks, honey. Yeah, there's nothing like being able to help people who get sick or hurt."

Then Maria, Juan and Hector hugged Sandy, "Happy Mother's Day!"
Missed a part:

Sandy turned away with a joyous tear in her eye. The three robots looked at each other and grinned. Hector twitched slightly and connected to the WiFi. He logged into the DNC message board and sent an update:

"ATTN: SCHUMER-Revision 9 and PELOSI-Revision 57..... AOC thwarted.... Planet Doomed.... Estimated timeframe: 12 years...."
 

Bagronkleton

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As long as they make each other happy, I don't see too much of a problem. Heck, it's good that she's stayed with him following her rise to prominence and didn't dump him for somebody else, I think that shows some strength of character on her part.
Given how deep this rabbit hole goes I'm pressing the doubt button pretty damn hard on that one. I'm more inclined to believe they have dirt on each other that keeps them together.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

too many youtube makeup videos
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There's nothing whiter than a ginger and I'm not talking about their skin color. It is unusual but even "PoC" are sometimes born with blonde hair, never ginger as far I know.
 

Compositesludge

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Given how deep this rabbit hole goes I'm pressing the doubt button pretty damn hard on that one. I'm more inclined to believe they have dirt on each other that keeps them together.
I don't think I can agree with that. If their relationship was predicated upon them being political/social/other risks to one another, it would have been more politically expedient for them to break up with one another when AOC first started getting close to running for Congress. I'll also be the first to admit it if I'm wrong, but I don't want to disparage her just because she's dating a bit of a goony guy. If they genuinely are good for one another and considering that their relationship has no impact on me whatsoever, I don't think I have any right to give them any relationship advice or critique.
 

Iodised Ant

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As long as they make each other happy, I don't see too much of a problem. Heck, it's good that she's stayed with him following her rise to prominence and didn't dump him for somebody else, I think that shows some strength of character on her part.
No way in hell she doesn't go to Omar for sexual relief.
 

break these cuffs

The weak should fear the strong
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As long as they make each other happy, I don't see too much of a problem. Heck, it's good that she's stayed with him following her rise to prominence and didn't dump him for somebody else, I think that shows some strength of character on her part.
If I'm going to risk committing campaign finance fraud for someone, she's at least going to be an 8, not some tumblr reject.
 

CheezzyMach

Superior Tentacle Rapist
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All I can say is if AOC and her posse are any indication of how Millennials are going to conduct themselves in public office then thank god Gen Z are leaning towards being more conservative minded at least in career and money prospects.
 
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