The stupidest things people have said to you - Or things you've heard!

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Lol, the guy who was just as shocked as me was a Texan. Also many years ago I interviewed for something in OKC -- Oklahomans don't like Texans either. I guess it's a kind of "my prairie ranch is better than your nearly identical prairie ranch" thing. People from the middle of the country are funny.
Oklahomans used jewish tricks and the federal government to steal legally Indian land. Texans bought their land from Spain and Mexico, then took it from the Indians by killing the Indians. The Comanche had conquered most of Texas about 150 years earlier, so that's fair. I think that's where the antipathy comes from?

I've never known anyone to particularly dislike New Mexicans, Louisianans, or Arkansas-anians. All three of those states are wastelands, but it's Oklahoma gets all the hate. I dunno man.


Incidentally, if not for term limits, Sam Houston would have never lost to Mirabeau Douchebag Lamar. meaning no needless war with the Cherokee who were settling in East Texas, which might have preserved the Republic, which would now be sandwiched between big chungus Mexico and a much smaller, much more libtarded USA. Hm.
 

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Oklahomans used jewish tricks and the federal government to steal legally Indian land. Texans bought their land from Spain and Mexico, then took it from the Indians by killing the Indians. The Comanche had conquered most of Texas about 150 years earlier, so that's fair. I think that's where the antipathy comes from?

I've never known anyone to particularly dislike New Mexicans, Louisianans, or Arkansas-anians. All three of those states are wastelands, but it's Oklahoma gets all the hate. I dunno man.
It always seems like people feel sorry for NM, LA, and AR and always bring up their positives in polite conversation (NM has unique natural beauty and native culture, LA has the whole unique Southern Antebellum French/Cajun/Creole thing, and AR has rice and Walmart).
 

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One from each side of the aisle, this morning.
 
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I can think of two occurrences.

One in high school where a group of girls from the year below me debated the sex of the plastic human skeleton in the biology department, with half of them adamant that it had to be a female skeleton because it didn't have a penis bone.

Also one time I was carrying one of my guinea pigs outside and a neighbor's son said with complete sincerity "that's the biggest hamster I've ever seen".
 

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“Who does she think she is? She’s not a princess, just because she married a prince!”
- A colleague on Megan Markle.
Technically, she isn't though, she's just a Duchess, (also a Countess and a Baroness). In the UK, you don't automatically get the opposite-gendered title of your spouse just by marrying into royalty, which is why the late husband of the Queen wasn't King, he was a prince consort (plus many other titles, but King was never one of them).

I can think of two occurrences.

One in high school where a group of girls from the year below me debated the sex of the plastic human skeleton in the biology department, with half of them adamant that it had to be a female skeleton because it didn't have a penis bone.

Also one time I was carrying one of my guinea pigs outside and a neighbor's son said with complete sincerity "that's the biggest hamster I've ever seen".
When I was in elementary school, our science classroom had a plastic anatomical model of a human torso, with visible internal organs. One day, our cranky old fart of a science teacher started out class by asking us "How many of you think this is male? Raise your hands" and then "How many of you think this is female? Raise your hands". The class was fairly evenly split, so what does he do? "It's neither! It's an inanimate object!", he snaps at us. Well thank you Captain Obvious.
 

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When I was in elementary school, our science classroom had a plastic anatomical model of a human torso, with visible internal organs. One day, our cranky old fart of a science teacher started out class by asking us "How many of you think this is male? Raise your hands" and then "How many of you think this is female? Raise your hands". The class was fairly evenly split, so what does he do? "It's neither! It's an inanimate object!"
Fucking kek
 

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"Antifa's not a group, it's an idea." - my 14 year old sister.
Is this why muslims do corrective rape?
A few hours ago a relative informed me that the church she delivered food to, "performed a black national anthem before the national anthem."
She still giving them free shit?
"Communism works, it just has never been tried before." - Okay, let's try again, see how many die this time and how many times the perp refers to their model as communist.
The early soviet union was 100% communist, but as it turns out basing your entire country over the rants of lifelong NEET who never hold office or even a regular job is not the best idea. Among many things, paying an engineer the same as you pay a street sweeper results in the engineer to rather sweep the street than wreck his brains inventing new shit, and only then the commies realized the engineer was being paid more because his job was more vital than the street sweeper's. Also owning the factories meant nothing when all the people who knew how to do shit left the country or got executed for being bougies.

At the end the ussr only avoided total failure and collapse by adopting an economic system that was closer to nazi germany's tho still communist, but commie apologists call that "state capitalism" to cover their asses since admiting communist didnt work but semi-fascism did would destroy whats left of their already prolapsed assholes
"It is perfectly reasonable to look at historic events through modern sensitivies, and judge them accordingly this way." - May not be stupid per se, just short-sighted and ignorant of shifting contexts.
It is incredibly stupid and I can only wish the people who say that get to live long enough to experience people of the future shitting on them and their beliefs
Stay at home. We'll take care of the economy later." - Said by local governments here in Brazil. Well, the economy went to shit and people are dying by the hundreds anyway.
Make it 10x worse and you get Argentina

F for this fucking country
Made the stupid comment that I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, and this girl I used to work with took it literally and genuinely thought that if I removed my glasses, I'd actually be blind and completely lose my vision. Actually got scared for my safety when I was walking around without them once and trying to guide me like she was my seeing eye dog. She was 24 at the time.
Thats porn script dumb, could've convinced her to cure your blindness with a BJ
 

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She still giving them free shit?
Thankfully no, but she's still unforgivably retarded. In the past year she has declared:
"Red wine doesn't make me drunk!"
"Rodan & Fields isn't a MLM!" (yes it is)
"Pampered Chef isn't a MLM!" (yes it is)
"Scentsy isn't a MLM!" (it's one of the worst)
"I'm helping raise minimum wage!"
"TRUMP IS THE REASON BLACK PEOPLE ARE POOR!"
 
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