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[Pencilvester]

Philellope chose alpaca yarn farming as the cover because it's the only 'girly' farm grift he could think of.

They should have been Tenacious Unicorn Animal Sanctuary with a small number of easy to care for animals. Then they wouldn't have to bother selling yarn and could fully focus on e-begging, and with costs minimized the donation hauls would translate into big profits instead of being eaten up by their ballooning expenses. Also, they'd probably bring in more donations with 20 well-groomed animals instead of 200+ neglected ones.

 

[mister butafuco]

I'm new here, I actually joined because of this shit show, but it astounds me the wide variety of sperging and autism the Tranch brings together.

Guns and Tactical LARPing gear (myself), animal husbandry and agriculture, auto and equipment mechanics, knitters, all coming together because these True & Honest Nutjobs are failing so completely at everything. It's actually quite beautiful. Is this typical for the Farms?

Agreed. These degenerates manage to piss off everyone who is not a degenerate themselves. You know you're in trouble when you summon the wrath of the knitters. I wonder if you have touched on a new method in diplomacy: get warring nations/ethic groups to read this thread. Maybe they'll realize they have more in common than they think.

 

[stupid frog]

Where those pictures taken on the bathroom floor or something?

No, we've seen their bathroom floor.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They should have been Tenacious Unicorn Animal Sanctuary with a small number of easy to care for animals. Then they wouldn't have to bother selling yarn and could fully focus on e-begging, and with costs minimized the donation hauls would translate into big profits instead of being eaten up by their ballooning expenses. Also, they'd probably bring in more donations with 20 well-groomed animals instead of 200+ neglected ones.

There absolutely do exist farms for rescue animals, staffed by volunteers and subsisting on donations, visitor admission fees, gift shop sales, and so on. These places take in various animals that other people couldn’t care for, and make sure they have happy lives.

It’s not easy work, since most animals require at least some degree of human care beyond food, water, and cleaning up their shit. On top of maintaining the property, you wind up with a very wide variety of critters which all have their own diets and require different forms of care — shearing and/or hoof trimming and/or brushing and/or nailcare and so on, and that’s not even getting into their mental needs. Since rescue animals tend to come in with various physical/behavioral/emotional health problems, you need regular veterinary assistance and a heart full of love. If your animals are sharing land then knowing their individual dispositions and making sure they all get along is even more important. All that gets stacked on top of maintaining the buildings they live in and the land they live on, and maintaining the equipment you use to do the maintaining.

Powerlevel: While on vacation I once visited such a rescue farm, run by various strains of volunteer and full of innumerable species of animal, and while it was an amazing experience it was also painfully clear that the people there worked sunrise to sundown on the easiest of days, just to keep all the animals safe, healthy, and happy. Particularly telling was how well-behaved every animal that I came into contact with was; many were clearly coached on where they could or couldn’t follow people. It was the kind of place that you only work at because you fucking love animals with all your being and nothing makes you happier than caring for them.

The Tranch is a sharp contrast. These people don’t give a flying fuck about their animals beyond that they’re cute to look at for a bit. The troons photograph and play dressup with their animals and then ignore them in favor of vidya games. The Tranch isn’t a rescue farm; it’s why rescue farms fucking exist.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

The pacas are bathing and pissing in their drinking water

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Late, but worth pointing out the brown one with its leg in the trough, repeatedly kicking the side whilst staring vacantly into space, because that's the kind of thing really miserable animals do.

Spoiler: Sperging about miserable alpacas

I'm not an alpaca expert, but I do know a bit about animals generally. Healthy domesticated animals tend to display two rough kinds of behaviours - necessary behaviours (eating, fucking, fighting, asserting dominance whatever), and play behaviours. You can tell necessary ones because they do something useful for the animal; and you can tell play behaviours because they involve the animal doing something that doesn't serve a purpose (i.e. they're just goofing off), but they're still being attentive and engaged with an object/person/other animal, and they're displaying a degree of complexity and variation in their actions.

Unhappy animals, though, tend to display self-soothing or stress behaviours, and I suspect that's what this one is doing. Common traits include: no clear engagement with an object/person/other animal (check; alpaca barely seems aware of the trough), doing exactly the same simple motion over and over (check; just kicking the side, no variety), animal seems listless or bored or stressed (check; vacant gaze), hurts the animal (not the case here, but think of bird pulling all its feathers out). These behaviours can occur if an animal's not getting enrichment/stimulation from its (inherently boring) environment, or it can happen because the animal is stressed (say, from being wedged in a rape shed with its sickly peers) and is trying to calm itself, or sometimes because there's something neurologically wrong with the animal. Either way...

I don't want to jump to conclusions from a single video, but that was immediately the thing that stood out for me when watching because it's just... weird. It's not normal happy animal behaviour, and it's too consistent and goes on for too long for it to just be an idle fancy of the animal. It looks pretty pathological to me.

 

[Berserker Armor]

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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I was JUST wondering when the next chance to flex my gun autism ITT would come.
That's a HORRIBLE backstop. It's tiny on all sides, not backed by anything (and not thick enough to not need a backing), and just loosely shoveled together. You need to get actual earthmoving equipment (or spend an inordinate amount of time doing it by hand) to properly pack the dirt together. I expect bullets to just go right through that backstop sometimes, and for the troons to end up shooting over/around it on accident, especially in their "training drills." See this?

This is a proper way to do a berm. Big ass hunks of lumber backing it, old tires are also good (preferably both), and the dirt formed and compacted into a cohesive shape. Give it some time for plant life to proliferate to protect against erosion and you're gold. It's not hard, it's not expensive, you do it one time and you're done. Fuckin' troons.
ONE steel target and it's "almost done?" For fuck's sake. They'll probably e-beg for more targets too, and/or get the really shitty cheap ones that deform fast.

EDIT: also, use real dirt instead of manure. I hope they get their hands on some tracers or incendiary rounds, so they can make a giant flaming pile of shit.

 

[break these cuffs]

I was JUST wondering when the next chance to flex my gun autism ITT would come.
That's a HORRIBLE backstop. It's tiny on all sides, not backed by anything (and not thick enough to not need a backing), and just loosely shoveled together. You need to get actual earthmoving equipment (or spend an inordinate amount of time doing it by hand) to properly pack the dirt together. I expect bullets to just go right through that backstop sometimes, and for the troons to end up shooting over/around it on accident, especially in their "training drills." See this?
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This is a proper way to do a berm. Big ass hunks of lumber backing it, old tires are also good (preferably both), and the dirt formed and compacted into a cohesive shape. Give it some time for plant life to proliferate to protect against erosion and you're gold. It's not hard, it's not expensive, you do it one time and you're done. Fuckin' troons.
ONE steel target and it's "almost done?" For fuck's sake. They'll probably e-beg for more targets too, and/or get the really shitty cheap ones that deform I'm also willing to bet it's at the edge of their property given the fence position.

Also keep in mind they want to shoot .300Win Mag at. Missing high could have .223 going through that berm. Given their mag dump while bouncing around like a retard training regime, I see the berm taking a lot of rounds. Nice job putting it on the very edge of the property too.

 

[SIGSEGV]

They should get someone to stand behind the backstop while they shoot into it to make sure that it's safe.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

When I said they needed a range on the tranch that is NOT what I meant.

Edit: Despite someone's tweet, I don't think that's actually alpaca manure and if it IS that is NOT a great use for it. It's excellent fertilizer that you can use directly, unlike chicken manure, which is too hot and needs to age.

 

[local killjoy]

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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.

Their shooting range is a fucking pile of dirt and an old tire. They even managed to fuck that up.

I love the “wonderful wilderness” reply. There’s no trees, shrubs, greenery. The earth is cracked. There’s nothing but dirt, dirt, and more dirt. It’s a barren wasteland. They’ve done nothing to the land to even make it look nice or like the oasis they dreamed of. Pathetic.


Side question: was Bonnie’s “kid” ever documented in this thread?

 

[Bananadana]

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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.

A single target in front of a literal Pile of shit in the middle of nowhere (just imagine how this "range" smells). So much nowhere that its just an empty desert. And you still get people giving ass-pats for this "wonderful wildernis". Also double funny because, once again, the troon compound completely and utterly fails at a basic task (this time landscaping) that even the most novice of farmers should be able to do in an afternoon or two. Specially since they just got that new tractor that i guess is the same flavor of countryside LARP as the guns, trucks and farm in its entirety and is going to gather dust after being used to pile up this atrocity.
But then again, i do see some logic. If the "threats" are imaginary then your training may as well be too.
Oh, and since this is the "improved" version, i would love to see what it looked like before. 5$ says just the target without a backstop.

 

[White Devil]

That backstop is unsafe as fuck, holy shit. They're going to actually (unintentionally) kill someone.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I love the “wonderful wilderness” reply. There’s no trees, shrubs, greenery. The earth is cracked. There’s nothing but dirt, dirt, and more dirt. It’s a barren wasteland. They’ve done nothing to the land to even make it look nice or like the oasis they dreamed of. Pathetic.

Where they live is actually really beautiful, they've just fucked up their land due to retardation.

 

[Jump]

That backstop is unsafe as fuck, holy shit. They're going to actually (unintentionally) kill someone.

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EDIT*** I was wrong but I am leaving the photo's up just so people can get an idea of how small the place is.
On the next page I post updated map after seeing the new twitter photo's.
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I think that is the fence line to the property. You see that long building in the 2nd picture?
I circled it in blue. Red is where i think the backshit pile is and the direction of fire. Right over the guy next doors land and past his house just out of the frame.
My bet is they orignally piled the shit in front of the fence for security and to be totally neighborly.

Tranch house is the mess to the left.



I don't think everyone understands just how small this "ranch" is. All the land in those vast horizon photo's does not belong to them.

From where I think that gate is to the guy next door's house. And from the Tranch to his house.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

When I said they needed a range on the tranch that is NOT what I meant.

Edit: Despite someone's tweet, I don't think that's actually alpaca manure and if it IS that is NOT a great use for it. It's excellent fertilizer that you can use directly, unlike chicken manure, which is too hot and needs to age.

There is literally a hole that they got the dirt form in the second picture anyone who actually thinks its dung has dung for brains.

Is a joke.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

If they do any sort of drills from a low ready or draw, they're going to send rounds above that berm for sure. What does the neighbor even do in these situations? Call the sheriff and ask them to come round about the unsafe range aimed at their driveway?

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

If they do any sort of drills from a low ready or draw, they're going to send rounds above that berm for sure. What does the neighbor even do in these situations? Call the sheriff and ask them to come round about the unsafe range aimed at their driveway?

They were already doing that a few weeks ago. Before they built the "range".

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If they do any sort of drills from a low ready or draw, they're going to send rounds above that berm for sure. What does the neighbor even do in these situations? Call the sheriff and ask them to come round about the unsafe range aimed at their driveway?

They were already doing that a few weeks ago. Before they built the "range".

If you can even call those "drills."

 

[White Devil]

I'm sure Phil tries to teach what he can remember from his Army days. Or at least tries to act like a badass about it and does everything completely wrong because he never kept up with those perishable skills.