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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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Coccxys

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ugh...I suppose the only silver lining is that it's a relatively small area that's getting ecologically annihilated,
This is the sort of environmental damage that spreads and won't respect the property boundaries unfortunately. They may well have done enough damage to turn the neighbouring lots into dust bowls within the next few years.
 

The Last Boyscout

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This is the sort of environmental damage that spreads and won't respect the property boundaries unfortunately. They may well have done enough damage to turn the neighbouring lots into dust bowls within the next few years.
well damn then, can't wait for the very final picture ITT being one from a distance, that looks like someone dropped a mini-nuke onto Colorado, making all around it desolate...

...and as you zoom into the dark epicenter of it, you realize that darkness is not, in fact, the black charred remains of whatever once stood there, but just a mountain of alpaca shit.
 

Questionable Ceviche

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It takes DECADES for sagebrush steppe to recover and for the sagebrush to restablish itself in an area that's been overgrazed or burned. I've seen steppe that's been burned to ashes from wildfire that looks less desolate than their completely RUINED land.

They're actively fucking up the ecosystem in that area for a LARP.

https://www.fs.fed.us/pnw/pubs/journals/pnw_2014_davies001.pdf

Also here's the newer version of dumbfuck's new gun: https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa...ob-pistol-with-mbus-sight-set-5165447970.html
To put this into perspective: A child born today will grow up, graduate high school, graduate from college, get married, and have their own children strapped in a car seat while they drive by a lot that is visibly scarred and stunted from misuse and abuse. These landscapes can take multiple generations to recover. It's not a simple matter of scattering some seeds from Home Depot and spraying it with a hose.

Their land is to the point where it's not even possible for a lot of native plants to grow because the topsoil itself has been stripped away by wind, rain, and hungry animals digging with their hooves for something, anything to eat. It's a moonscape of rocks and sand. The native plants protect and anchor the topsoil with their deep roots, and the soil holds onto more moisture and organic material that the plants need to survive.

Good luck trying to find anyone to buy it in that state. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up abandoning it after they get tired of their little ranch game.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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To put this into perspective: A child born today will grow up, graduate high school, graduate from college, get married, and have their own children strapped in a car seat while they drive by a lot that is visibly scarred and stunted from misuse and abuse. These landscapes can take multiple generations to recover. It's not a simple matter of scattering some seeds from Home Depot and spraying it with a hose.

Their land is to the point where it's not even possible for a lot of native plants to grow because the topsoil itself has been stripped away by wind, rain, and hungry animals digging with their hooves for something, anything to eat. It's a moonscape of rocks and sand. The native plants protect and anchor the topsoil with their deep roots, and the soil holds onto more moisture and organic material that the plants need to survive.

Good luck trying to find anyone to buy it in that state. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up abandoning it after they get tired of their little ranch game.
The pile of shit isn't helping matters either. I would not be surprised if the entire place had to be bulldozed due to the abuse these retards have done. Everyone else will have to be picking up the pieces and rebuild.
 

Lord of the Large Pants

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Speaking of Chaos gods and such, this is oddly coincidental. There's a planet in 40k called Tranch.

Apparently it's a barren wasteland of a planet, inhabited by mutant slave labor who are ruled over by a handful of iron fisted psychopaths. Eventually the mutants started stockpiling weapons and sparked off a civil war.

Had the source books not been written years ago, I'd say GW was watching this thread. Instead, I think they might be prophets.

EDIT: Oh, and the rulers of Tranch were forced to beg everyone around them for help due to their own incompetence.
 
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Divine right to rule

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The before-after pics of the property are a perfect analogy for tronning out and the before-after pics they take of that.

>before: Unkempt and ungroomed, but charming in a dorky, rustic way. Somewhat able to support the creation of life
>after: Clean shaven except for some stubble, alien and creepy looking, barren and trying to spread that entropy as far as possible
 

SIGSEGV

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I was watching a bunch of videos about nuclear accidents (Castle Bravo, SL-1, NRX, the Demon Core, Hisashi Ouchi etc.) this past weekend. Obviously the trancher's impact on the environment isn't even on the same scale as radioactive contamination, but it's pretty wild that I'm now getting to see an ecological disaster unfold in real time. Maybe one day somebody will make a short documentary about Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and its impact on the environment.
 

In the Sick of It

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I was watching a bunch of videos about nuclear accidents (Castle Bravo, SL-1, NRX, the Demon Core, Hisashi Ouchi etc.) this past weekend. Obviously the trancher's impact on the environment isn't even on the same scale as radioactive contamination, but it's pretty wild that I'm now getting to see an ecological disaster unfold in real time. Maybe one day somebody will make a short documentary about Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and its impact on the environment.
The Kyle Hill ones? I'd love for that guy to do an easy-to-understand but still very detailed dive into the future Tranch wasteland.
 

Comandante Marcos

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Kiwi Farms has already been used in scholarly research, with that "FuckYou" guy whose actual name I can't remember atm who shot up a high school somewhere in bumfuck NM because he dropped out in the 7th grade and had no future as a result. Eventually some ecological scientist is gonna discover this and do a paper on "man"made ecological devastation using the Tranch and the surrounding area as reference. As noted repeatedly, the Tranch has neighbors who are now completely fucked with worthless land because the troon cancer is gonna spread soon enough with shitloads of dust storms and such. The whole area is gonna be a fucking dust bowl in our great-grandchildren's day-when they're middle age.
 

Meriasek

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It's a shame about the land, really. Personally, I wouldn't have any interest in ranching or farming, but I could see myself learning some welding and blacksmithing and living in such a place, off-grid, in a basic fashion doing welding and blacksmithing for the other ranchers and using the quiet time to do the whole "write that novel" thing or whatever.
But those 36 acres are wasted, the soil is barren and/or poisoned by alpaca shit, and the houses are contaminated by stinkditch rot.
 

Norman B. Normal

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The decay is striking. It looks almost like a plain dirt road (see roads to the south for comparison)


I'm saving that tool for other non-tranch related enquiries. Thanks!
There's a small, stupid part of my mind that always wants to give the Tranch the benefit of the doubt, for some reason. All we know about the ranch comes from a few dozen tweets a day and occasionally a picture or two, and even with that you have to subtract most of Kevin's tweets because he's only barely aware he lives on a ranch at all. So I always leave room for the possibility that there are things going on that we don't know about that would make this whole endeavor not be as stupid and insane as it appears to be from the outside. I know a lot of people who know more than I do complain about the way they're treating the animals, but it's not impossible that there are a number of possible interpretations of the things the trancheros have said and shown and they're choosing the worst ones. Even when we all started noticing the denuded land I wondered whether that was just something that was happening in the area due to weather and climactic conditions, and maybe the grasses are receding on the surrounding properties as well.

But boy, this picture really leaves no illusions. In less than a year they have mismanaged their property so badly that the damage is visible FROM SPACE. (Actually that's probably an aerial photograph, but whatever.) It is hard for me to wrap my head around the degree to which they have managed to fuck up literally everything. And they don't even seem to have noticed! They've watched a grassy prairie decay into a blasted hellscape over a period of mere months and they don't seem to think anything's wrong! They don't wonder why every ewe rejects its lamb! They're so wrapped up in playing Rambo that they've forgotten why they're there in the first place, and they think everything's going just fine! They're actually proud of what they've presided over! Have any of them even asked for ranching advice from people who actually know what they're doing? Ever? Surely there are lots of people who would be willing to help them out for free if they would just ask. But they don't ask, because they're not even aware that anything is going wrong in the first place. Incredible.
 

No Exit

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Forgive me for asking, but what happens with the giant shit pile? Does it just keep expanding, taking over the whole lot? Does someone come by to throw it away someplace else? I'm a city kitty, the most rural I've gone was overnight tent camping.
Think about the dumbest thing you could do with it. Whatever they're doing with it is worse than that.
 

Questionable Ceviche

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I wonder how all the run off from the shit pile and the oils/fuel from those generators are impacting on the local ground water. How long before some unfortunate neighbour finds their water supply to be contaminated.


Probably just fucked.
Good question.

In nature, herds of grazing animals would leave urine and feces behind. The action of their hooves aerated and softened the soil, loosening it so nutrients could penetrate down and plants could easily push more roots out. It was all part of the recovery and regeneration process for the landscape.

They wouldn't all shit in the same spot, though, in a big fucking gross pile right outside the windows to the house. Fresh manure can be pretty nasty stuff for plants. It contains a lot of ammonia and nitrogen salts in concentrations high enough that it can cause burns. It's the same way that plants get burned by applying too much commercial fertilizer. Manure is usually watered down or composed before use. This normalizes the nutrient levels, kills weed seeds, and also kills harmful bacteria that can spread disease. Composed manure is black and dry with no 'poop' smell to it.

Animal waste disposal is a pretty big deal for feedlots, which is really the closest comparison I can think of in terms of animal density on this lot. The runoff can make people and animals sick, kill plants, and contaminate groundwater. They've already killed all the plants, they can tick that box off already. I don't know if there's any regulations in their area about animal waste disposal. Improper treatment and disposal is a public health risk. Those 100+ alpaca and sheep are going to produce a lot of manure per day, not to mention the chickens, dogs, and cats also on the property.

Imagine the smell. And the flies.
 

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