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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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mr.moon1488

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Forgive me for being an ignorant city slicker but couldn’t they make some extra cash by composting the manure and food scraps and selling it as fertilizer?
or at the very least try to help the land get somewhat healthy again?
They could sell it as apparently Alpaca shit does make for pretty good Manure.

As for rehabbing the land, even before they allowed for overgrazing, it really wasn't that great of pasture land to begin with. It really should have been graded down, de-rocked, and then they should have laid pasture-safe turf.
 

Malagor the dank omen

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Regarding the damage done to the land- would laying turf help it recover in any way?
Obviously not whilst there’s hundreds of starving ruminants on it, but for future owners of this land that might not want to live on Arrakis.
I doubt that it would work. Mostly because they let the animals roam all around the terrain and that is a huge cause of the problem. Specially if they have chickens since the little shits can decimate a small plot of land in a matter of days. You couple the chickens with the alpacas and you have a good combination for overgrazing. Also, the fact the animals roam all over the place will barely allow them to get some soil recovery going. And i dunno if it would be doable in that area tbh, since it was already a desert.
 

Norman B. Normal

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Penny was also the one tweeting about how the tranch isn't a dating site, right? The quiet tension between Penny and the more useless tranchers is gonna boil over at some point and it's going to be fantastic to watch.
That was Bonnie, whose reputation as the normal (or at least normal-adjacent) one on the Tranch has taken some unfortunate hits lately.
 

Gone Ham

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Penny was also the one tweeting about how the tranch isn't a dating site, right? The quiet tension between Penny and the more useless tranchers is gonna boil over at some point and it's going to be fantastic to watch.
Tensions boiling over would spell a Kevin win, because the property is in his moms name iirc... maybe it would actually go straight to penny because he’s actually responsible snd probably could con kevs mom to sell it to him.
 

Coccxys

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Kevs amhole is the true patient zero of Covid
Calling it now the next zoonotic pandemic will be when the alpaca herd develops some horrific new disease and the troons catch it from a severe lack of hygiene.

Tensions boiling over would spell a Kevin win, because the property is in his moms name iirc... maybe it would actually go straight to penny because he’s actually responsible snd probably could con kevs mom to sell it to him.
It's in Bonnie's mum's name. Kevin is just throwing $1k a month at the project in "rent".
 

Law

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AGPs hate their mothers. They're morose, depressed men, so they hate existing, and their moms are the reason they exist. Their moms also got pregnant and birthed them, something that they envy. Everyone has a female mother, and that flies in the face of "biological sex isn't real" and "men can totally become women". Plus, mothers and manbabies are often natural enemies - who tells you to put the toys away, move out of her basement, and get a real job? It's not surprising that the troon squad saves their worst venom and most shameless grifting for the moms of the world.
 

Bird In Flight

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I doubt that it would work. Mostly because they let the animals roam all around the terrain and that is a huge cause of the problem. Specially if they have chickens since the little shits can decimate a small plot of land in a matter of days. You couple the chickens with the alpacas and you have a good combination for overgrazing. Also, the fact the animals roam all over the place will barely allow them to get some soil recovery going. And i dunno if it would be doable in that area tbh, since it was already a desert.
Oh god, chickens are the worst. I keep 4 in a big garden in a rainy country and they will eat the earth bare.
I was more wondering if it was fixable post troon and alpaca exodus, but I guess no one sane would take this land after the tranchers have destroyed it.
 

Aunt Carol

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Do any of the agriculture spergs here know if the soil could be helped by planting a cover crop, like clover or daikon or cowpeas or something?

I know there isn't enough land to grow enough food for the alpacas to eat, but could they retain/rebuild the topsoil enough to withstand alpaca hooves and be of use in the future? Assuming they were more diligent about rotating where they herd them and used a hay feeder instead of just throwing it on the ground.

(I grew Austrian Winter Peas for green fertilizer and to choke out weeds in a planting strip I was redoing; the rate of growth was remarkable, but I'm in a wetter part of the US.)
 

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