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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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Rotter

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This is how you run a llama business in Westcliffe CO. This is what the troons should have done. I know they have alpacas, but you know what I mean.

From the website:

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Hi! My name is Brianna and I am so glad you came by! I have owned and raised llamas since 1995. Over the years I have trained and shown many llamas, earning many champions at both local and regional shows.

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We started this business in May 2019 as a fun way to introduce people to llamas and help them to live their dream of hanging out with a llama for a day :). Since we started, I have been blessed to meet many different people and enjoy all the new friends that we make.

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Llamas are some of the most gentle, easy going animals and the perfect partner for a hike. They are very quiet, and well mannered. All of our llamas start training at 6 months of age. Spitting is not allowed from the guests or the llamas :)

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We strive to make sure you have the trip of your dreams! It is up to you if you would like to go on a long trek/hike or if you want to just walk a short distance and sit and take in the beautiful scenery. We will accommodate your needs. This adventure is suitable for all ages. Please let us know what we can do to make your day great!
 
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AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Do any of the agriculture spergs here know if the soil could be helped by planting a cover crop, like clover or daikon or cowpeas or something?
The ravenous, starving animals they're killing, from alpacas to sheep to birds, would immediately eat anything as soon as it grew, just to get some nutrition. They are massively overgrazing, to the point they've turned normal scrubland into something resembling the surface of Mars, or even the Moon.
I don't know why, but those llamas have very punchable faces.
They would spit in your face for saying that. And they have nasty spit.
 

lemmiwinks

кремлеботы
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Wait, doesn't manure explode sometimes if lit on fire? I could of sworn I heard something about that somewhere.
Large manure piles can spontaneously combust. The chemical reaction from composting causes heat as a byproduct. Occasionally there are fires from this in my area, and in the winter you see smaller piles with all the snow melted on them.
 

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