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[Aunt Carol]

I feel bad for the camera crew that had to sit in this disgusting place and breathe in that air for well over an hour

"Wow, that film crew was hecking COVID-safe! They kept their masks on the whole time and everything!"

 

[stupid frog]

i feel like that one dog bowl and big water bowl is all those doggos get

 

[Bird In Flight]

look at all the wool they’ve failed to sell!

Does anyone know if they sheared all their alpacas? How much yarn can you make from one alpaca?

Given the lack of effort and sales they make on the yarn business I’m wondering they could fulfil demand for their product with maybe 10 alpacas? That’s enough to keep the grift front going without all the effort/ cost/ destruction of looking after a huge starving herd.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

They wouldn't all shit in the same spot, though

Alpacas do, though. Healthy ones. Herds use a communal dung pile, which makes it even EASIER to use the manure for your own land or for profit.

Regarding the damage done to the land- would laying turf help it recover in any way?

No. Turf isn't native to that area. It might keep the topsoil from blowing away, but they don't have enough water to keep turf alive. Bottom line is they shouldn't have overgrazed their land by letting hundreds of alpacas roam free without any sort of land management plan.

Forgive me for being an ignorant city slicker but couldn’t they make some extra cash by composting the manure and food scraps and selling it as fertilizer?
or at the very least try to help the land get somewhat healthy again?

They don't even need to compost the manure, it's useable straight out of the alpaca ass. And if they had half a brain they'd be using their brand new Kubota tractor to integrate that manure and WASTED HAY into the soil to at least attempt to rehabilitate their land.

Also those dogs need to be brushed ASAP or they're going to end up having to shave the lot of them when they do the sheep and alpaca (during the wrong time of year).

 

[Gutts]

Speaking of Chaos gods and such, this is oddly coincidental. There's a planet in 40k called Tranch.

Apparently it's a barren wasteland of a planet, inhabited by mutant slave labor who are ruled over by a handful of iron fisted psychopaths. Eventually the mutants started stockpiling weapons and sparked off a civil war.

Had the source books not been written years ago, I'd say GW was watching this thread. Instead, I think they might be prophets.

EDIT: Oh, and the rulers of Tranch were forced to beg everyone around them for help due to their own incompetence.

there is also a warp connection with 88 tanstar so that's probably where the nazi militia comes form

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Ew. Zoom in and look at that nasty floor. Every time someone posts a photo of the inside of their house, you just know their house smells revolting. I feel bad for the camera crew that had to sit in this disgusting place and breathe in that air for well over an hour

The 8 dogs and I don't know how many cats alone would make that house stink to high heaven, because they clearly don't keep those animals or their feeding/pooping areas clean. That and sweat and amhole stench and Kevin not bathing, and whatever fungi are growing in the bathrooms... Only the scruffiest of students could survive in a place like that, and these men are all a decade too old for that excuse.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Also those dogs need to be brushed ASAP or they're going to end up having to shave the lot of them when they do the sheep and alpaca (during the wrong time of year).

Maybe they can make some dog yarn. They would be breaking new ground by making a hat made of dog yarn. Hell, fuck the alpacas, get a roving hoard of dogs and mass produce those dog hats.

They would probably sell like hot cakes in China, after all who doesn't want to smell (and wear) something that reminds you of your favorite food.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

edit: anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

Taking a shot in the dark here, but it looks like a Black and Decker power tool. It has the same colorscheme as their products and the top part of it looks like a battery pack. Maybe it's an edge trimmer in it's charging station?

 

[Death Grip]

The 8 dogs and I don't know how many cats alone would make that house stink to high heaven, because they clearly don't keep those animals or their feeding/pooping areas clean. That and sweat and amhole stench and Kevin not bathing, and whatever fungi are growing in the bathrooms... Only the scruffiest of students could survive in a place like that, and these men are all a decade too old for that excuse.

Slight powerlevel, I have been flat hunting recently and one of the places I was meant to view had a Troon living there, needless to say the door opening and the stench that greeted me was enough for me to nope out without going into the place.
Filthy disgusting fucker.

 

[Bananadana]

Taking a shot in the dark here, but it looks like a Black and Decker power tool. It has the same colorscheme as their products and the top part of it looks like a battery pack. Maybe it's an edge trimmer in it's charging station?

Its clearly a shoulder-mounted ATGM launcher, left over from the war against the evil chuds trying to steal the shit-pile.

 

[greengrilledcheese]

anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

I'm not sure of the brand, but it looks like a rechargeable tripod work light.

edit:
https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/Lighting/Tower-Lights/2130-20 (https://archive.ph/CaRSW)

source video

 

[Ghostse]

Regarding the damage done to the land- would laying turf help it recover in any way?
Obviously not whilst there’s hundreds of starving ruminants on it, but for future owners of this land that might not want to live on Arrakis.

Do any of the agriculture spergs here know if the soil could be helped by planting a cover crop, like clover or daikon or cowpeas or something?

I know there isn't enough land to grow enough food for the alpacas to eat, but could they retain/rebuild the topsoil enough to withstand alpaca hooves and be of use in the future? Assuming they were more diligent about rotating where they herd them and used a hay feeder instead of just throwing it on the ground.

(I grew Austrian Winter Peas for green fertilizer and to choke out weeds in a planting strip I was redoing; the rate of growth was remarkable, but I'm in a wetter part of the US.)

Nothing will recover with the 8 alpacas per acre or w/e unsustainable density the troons have.

Now once the Alpacas have been seized by the state animal rights organization and the troons have been jailed or sent back to live with thier horrible parents...
Laying turf, in addition to being expensive, would help. But wouldn't do much for very long unless you were actively watering- that area of Colorado is below "steppe" on the precipitation gauge (I cannot remember the the intermediate between 'steppe' and 'arid'). There is not enough precipitation to run year-round plant growth and the local flora have adapted to that, laid turf would quickly die.

Even if you watered the turf for a few years in the expectation of rebuilding top soil and then slowly "droughting" it back to allow nature to take over, watering the soil would likely make it too moist for the various soil composters to recolonize effectively.

I think your best bet for rehabing the site once it is no longer the tranch glassing from orbit because the troon crotch wound stank is never going away would be covering it with a quickly-degrading corse mulch with a few pockets of native grasses & soil. The woodchips would be too big to blow away, would provide cover to to allow moisture to collect underneath and decomposers to set up, potentially stopping the dustbowl effect. As the wood breaks down, the native grasses would be able to reseed and slowly take over again.

but as was said earlier, even if you did that, you're still looking at probably a decade+ before its back to the state it was before the troons rolled in.

 

[Longdrink]

Maybe they can make some dog yarn. They would be breaking new ground by making a hat made of dog yarn. Hell, fuck the alpacas, get a roving hoard of dogs and mass produce those dog hats.

They would probably sell like hot cakes in China, after all who doesn't want to smell (and wear) something that reminds you of your favorite food.

Dog fur yarn is actually a thing. My cousin collected fur from her dog (couple years I think) and made yarn and mittens from that. I think she mixed it with wool, I think it's because her dog's fur is too short to spin alone. I've seen ads for people who do that for you, if you collect enough fur.

This reminds me, I don't remember seeing is it mentioned who makes their yarn? I wonder how much they pay for that, the quality is not very good and the end product looks like second hand, with (animal or human) hairs and hay sticking out. Not to mention they put their gofundme in the labels, like it's not enough you bought this too expensive shitty yarn from them

 

[Old Fart]

Penny was also the one tweeting about how the tranch isn't a dating site, right? The quiet tension between Penny and the more useless tranchers is gonna boil over at some point and it's going to be fantastic to watch.

No, that was Bonnie.

Correct. He's in a neck-on-neck race with that Jarrod guy about who's going to freak out first.

This is how you run a llama business in Westcliffe CO. This is what the troons should have done. I know they have alpacas, but you know what I mean.


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It's difficult to believe that this Petite Suisse is the same county as the Mad-max desert the tranchers posted.

edit: anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

It's Kevin's #9 fully automated self-deploying dilator (imagine a Transformer taking the shape of a dilator), meant to be taken in use late 2020. But alas.

 

[Coccxys]

This reminds me, I don't remember seeing is it mentioned who makes their yarn? I wonder how much they pay for that, the quality is not very good and the end product looks like second hand, with (animal or human) hairs and hay sticking out. Not to mention they put their gofundme in the labels, like it's not enough you bought this too expensive shitty yarn from them

Judging by their criteria for other contractors it will be some troon who has the cheapest equipment and no real idea how to use it.

 

[Spunt]

Too lazy to archive on my phone, but dear lord look at the mess. And no, you troons don’t deserve the dogs. They’re worth infinitely more than you

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edit: anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

Holy shit is that an electric storage heater in an off-grid property with a huge propane tank?

They have ... solar powered ... electric heating. (Well they would if the solar worked, instead it's a collection of propane gensets). So if they finally get the solar working again, they will only have a decent amount of electric power when it's sunny, i.e. when they don't need the heaters. Rather than get a propane or oil-fired central heating system they're using fucking electricity to heat the tranch. Their heating goes propane > generator > AC > rectifier/converter > DC > main battery > inverter > AC mains power > another rectifier/converter > DC > another battery in the heater > heat. It's even more stupid than Bonnie's propane-fuelled electric car, at least that charges on DC. Have I missed something or is this really as stupid as it looks?

My head hurts.

EDIT: No it isn't, those are a kind of propane heater I wasn't familiar with. My head feels better now at least.

 

[Divine right to rule]

This is how you run a llama business in Westcliffe CO. This is what the troons should have done. I know they have alpacas, but you know what I mean.

From the website:

Llama Trekking by Lookin Up Outfitters

Let's go on a hike with llamas! An adventure for all ages!

www.llamatrekwestcliffe.com

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Hi! My name is Brianna and I am so glad you came by! I have owned and raised llamas since 1995. Over the years I have trained and shown many llamas, earning many champions at both local and regional shows.

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We started this business in May 2019 as a fun way to introduce people to llamas and help them to live their dream of hanging out with a llama for a day . Since we started, I have been blessed to meet many different people and enjoy all the new friends that we make.

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Llamas are some of the most gentle, easy going animals and the perfect partner for a hike. They are very quiet, and well mannered. All of our llamas start training at 6 months of age. Spitting is not allowed from the guests or the llamas

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We strive to make sure you have the trip of your dreams! It is up to you if you would like to go on a long trek/hike or if you want to just walk a short distance and sit and take in the beautiful scenery. We will accommodate your needs. This adventure is suitable for all ages. Please let us know what we can do to make your day great!

Ofc the tranchers didn't do something like that. They are allergic to anything that is wholesome.
Also, working in the tourism industry means that you actually have to like people.
Those troons are filled with murderous rage against them.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Their heating goes propane > generator > AC > rectifier/converter > DC > main battery > inverter > AC mains power > another rectifier/converter > DC > another battery in the heater > heat.

Mental gymnastics, how fitting for troons.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I'm not sure of the brand, but it looks like a rechargeable tripod work light.

edit:
https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/Lighting/Tower-Lights/2130-20 (https://archive.ph/CaRSW)
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source video

Yea that's totally it. I recall seeing it extended on the back of Bonnie's truck with all of their guns right when they started grifting.

 

[TowinKarz]

So, when everything fails, do they blame the MAGA neighbors or Alt-Right agents from out of state for obviously sneaking in at night and dumping poison on the ground so the grass won't grow?

Because they'll never admit they fucked up