The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[Aaa0aaa0]

They were on a podcast and said they picked alpacas because they were cute. And they picked their ranch to buy because the geodesic dome house was “like Star Wars.”

I remind myself this every time I say "these fuck-ups can't be that stupid. and impulsive." Because yes, they are.

No one is knitting things with the yarn to post on instagram or ravelry. Even if this were just a side hustle instead of their main gig, what little they do wouldn't be enough to drum up sales. I guess if you suck at running a business or personal finance, you'd end up blaming capitalism instead of your own laziness and retardation.

They don't even have a presence on fucking instagram, the most basic of craft ho places to advertise your yarn.
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I feel like if they made the actual yarn instead of just the wool or were even into fiber arts themselves they'd take an ounce of giving a fuck. They really got into a market they don't understand or care to understand, all they know is "gimmie".

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Damn close. The dude probably cant even walk in his back yard with out these nuts thinking they are RWDS out to get them.
36ac is way the fuck to small for 200+++ animals, Its also sketchy to be firing rifles around with houses that close in every direction and totally flat land.
I imagine looking out your kitchen window and seeing these speds firing rounds everywhere has to be nerve racking.
Before the transranch they likely had a very peaceful life.

I'd love to know what they think of the tranch but I honestly want them to live quite lives unpestered by troons and their internet stalkers.

Is that matching, custom logo body armor? What the fuck?!

Donated to them by outside sources and worn as the show of country strength like a true communist ecosystem, comrade!

Trannies are human beings that failed at being Men functional on all levels.

Fixed.

Almost $100,000 on their gogriftme. 2021 is going to be lit.

Can't wait to see all the bongs and magic cards in the future!

The generator that they have isn't designed to be used for homes, and because of that, Kevin's gaming rig uses 25% of its power, leaving Penis and the rest with 75% of the power generated. It also doesn't help that instead of a permanent fix, they cheap out and only go for temporary fixes.

You'd think mistress would make limiting his gaming rig appealing so he wouldn't use it as much but here we are. My current game theory is Penny leaves Kevin alone because Penny feels bad for Kevin's surgery results. Seeing him waddle around makes me wonder if he is now somewhat disabled or in chronic pain if he moves wrong. So, Phil lets Kevin act like a spoiled child because all Phil can feel is pity and guilt.

Yet 7000 dollars can't be given to a women's shelter without getting taken down.

I feel you homie.

I look at it this way: most of this money would go to the great troon begging economy as well as the further sjw economy of gibs as a whole even without the tranch. Hopping onto fads and grifting is just something that's unavoidable as no small amount of dumbass trust fund and tugboat kids donate to their idols.

Besides, I don't think people who donated will forget this. A good portion of money will still end up in that shelter's hands out of spite and disgust for the cretins who took it down, and that's what counts.

One of the tranchers, or one of their simp/chaser mercenaries, tweeted out recently that George Gramlich was the mastermind behind the recent events, but I can't find it at the moment.

It would be a good thing to look into. I'm curious to see if Mr. Gramlich has posted anything about the troon fiasco. From reading his response to the tenacious unicorn ranchd I feel he seems to be passionate about praying for the good instead of preforming gayops in the badlands of the tranch. He called for peace and for the laydees to not fear their neighbors as well as prayer, yet Pennyis took it as code for "Gas the troons" and literally said the man called for violence (because Phil is fucking deranged). Even if Mr. Gramlich was helping a militia organize, I suspect he isn't as retarded as the saber rattling troons in chief at the trans ranch and wouldn't post shit online.

What I'm most curious is if someone did say that he was behind the attacks AND it was deleted: if that happened (we just don't have the papers yet), did Penny hush up someone from pointing fingers? If so, why? That would be even more proof that this is a chinese fire drill.

Any bets on them fixing the solar with the gibsmedat money?

1/100 for me. They half ass most of their projects (or drop them) and probably are too short sighted to bother. I'd like them to, if just because it's frustrating watching them whine, but their track record leaves me filled with doubt.

 

[Prolego]

And now imagine this trash tranny troop offering alpaca hikes or workshops to most likely equally neurotic trannies. As of now they certainly can't exist on the pity sales from Etsy.

Their hiking options are pretty limited since they only own 36 acres. Look at the map posted a couple of pages ago with it all marked out. They own a big garden, not a ranch. And given all the noise they've been making recently, I'm sort of guessing that they won't be too welcome if they start leading gangs of tranny hikers on to their neighbours' fields.

Citric acid powder as a threat is laughable . From what little I've read about it, it's weak enough to be used as a cleaning solution for humidifiers when mixed with water.

Did you ever eat sour chews when you were a kid? If yes, then you've put neat citric acid crystals straight in your mouth, because that's what gives them the sour flavour. They're rolled in a mixture of sugar and citric acid. If you look on You Tube you can find people eating the stuff straight out of the jar. Here's the first hit I got.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Quite a few of the reviews seem sarcastic, they mention that they love how there is still alpaca feed in the wool as it makes it rustic, or some shit.
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I wonder if reviews like these are purposeful warnings to future buyers. Only a fool would say anything that wasn't praise to a troon in public, especially under her real name, but "I kind of liked that there were bits of hay in it and I had a bad reaction to it, FIVE STARS" is snark that's an impenetrable code to autistic men who don't craft.

Man, they are just awful at marketing. If they'd made the right social media accounts, taken photos of alpacas and reblogged projects using their wool, commented and schmoozed in the crafts sphere, they'd have been making more money before this new grift. Plus it would make them more sympathetic if they'd established a brand of anything but PR pieces and oppression whining, and set them up for donations from yarn ladies along with the usual wokies.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Ya and making "needs to be killed" type posts only legitimizes their "we are under attack" bullshit.

You clearly don't understand how mental health care for trannies works. You don't try to cure their delusions, you try to make them real. Just like how they think they are women and we must make the outside match the inside, they think that they are being menaced by armed oppressors, so it is up to us to take up arms and oppress them. They are transitioning into hate crime victims and we must as a society do everything we can to make that happen, or we are transphobic. And we wouldn't want to be transphobic, would we?

 

[FunPosting101]

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By @Yellow Yam Scam

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (referred to as the "tranch" or "tran ranch") is a Colorado trans-only ranch which functions more akin to a bizarre BDSM sex cult. The tranch was originally contained in Kevin Gibes's own thread since not only was it his place of residence, but because it was also strikingly similar to Kevin himself: disgusting, destructive, and overwhelmingly careless. The tranch primarily focuses on raising alpacas rather than crops, but also is home to various other animals, their human residents not included. As time goes on, the tranch has made themselves a clear nuisance to their community and act as if they are on the verge of war with still-unproven "right wing militias." They also are horrible at graphic design.

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The leader of the tranch is Phillip Matthew Logue, who goes by "Steampunk Penny." Their various members are also deserving of considerable criticism due to their behavior, Paul Mendoza (or "Bonnie") in particular. Forever in Phillip's shadow, Paul is his own league of ridiculous. If their tranch members' bizarre histories aren't strange enough, their interactions with those around them, and actions in general, range from absurd to abhorrent.

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Special thanks goes to @Meiwaku, @Lubby Smith, @Chewing Character, and @Guy Made Of Bees for their extensive effort in archiving.


DIG THROUGH THE STINK DITCHES

On the surface, the tranch is merely strange. A trans-only commune, the tranch's primary focus is alpacas, which is not a particularly lucrative venture. The most money which can be gained from alpacas is selling their wool, but it is a niche market which allegedly is only used for pyramid schemes, although this hasn't been verified in any capacity regarding the tranch. If the reviews of their wool is to believed, what the tranch produces is of low quality and filled with debris. If anything, it seems the tranch's main export is fluff pieces, as outlets such as PBS, NBC, and Vice have made saccharine documentary segments on it.

Underneath the hopeful façade these documentaries present, and foreshadowing for what would be later revealed, the first major bit of information gathered from the tranch was that it was labeled as "non-compliant" and "delinquent" by officials, demonstrating their senselessly defiant or apathetic nature. One may have a perception of a communal farm such as the tranch having a strong sense of family among its members and close ties to the surrounding towns, but the tranch has anything but. According to ex-tranchers, the tranch tends to treat its workers quite poorly. Either way, living on the tranch is absolute misery as systems such as the heating, plumbing, or electricity break down on a constant basis while members settle on temporary quick-fixes every time they try to repair it.

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Even those outside of the tranch are not safe either, as articles from local news outlets have been written complaining about the tranch's negative impact on the community, and when any fluff piece gets enough traction, the comments for it are rife with individuals criticizing the tranch while the tranchers attempt damage control, countering with the stock excuse stating anyone who holds a poor opinion of the tranch is simply a bigot. The tranch doesn't even seem interested in seeing a bond between other farms either, as members have expressed amusement and smug superiority when discussing farms which are struggling during difficult conditions, mocking the suffering of farmers they have never met in jest.

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Whether or not the criticism regarding them is justified, to the tranch, the fact they are disliked means they are victims, and thus tranch members are exceptionally gung-ho about "self defense." This is evident by how they seem to treat owning guns as a power fantasy, as they will regularly try goading people who question them to tresspass onto the ranch so they can justify shooting them. Members have even bragged about paranoically pointing guns at passing vehicles. And, if they can't get a problem to come to them, tranch members will go out looking for it instead, as members have also boasted and verified (along with the victim's recount) they went out, hunted down, and physically assaulted people solely for disagreeing with them.

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Unfortunately, the tranch treats their animals about as well as they treat outsiders. As an important note, Kiwifarms is not a website for vigilante justice. Do not waste public service's time and money calling the police anonymously. That said, the best way to describe the tranch is "incompetent animal hoarders." The tranch itself is a barren wasteland of dirt yet is home to literal hundreds of animals, with the numbers increasing rapidly as they are allowing their animals to breed unsupervised. The sheer quantity of their livestock is far more than the members can handle, and it certainly exceeds the cramped living conditions they store them in. The tranchers also seem to struggle with managing the chilly climates of Colorado, the state of their residence, as they have admitted to both alpacas freezing to death and chicken eggs being ruined from the cold. Their haphazard attempts to warm the animals by covering their sheds with exposed insulation seem to have adverse effects as well, as the alpacas have visible manure stains caused by poor diet, leading many to speculate the animals have been feeding on the said exposed insulation. And, because it wouldn't be any other way, the tranch is ready and and willing to deflect any criticism by stating anyone who takes umbrage with how they raise animals is just a troll from Kiwifarms, willfully ignorant of the actual message, all while thoughtlessly posting images of the alpacas being exposed to the elements until they are covered in snow.

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PENNYWISE AND THE TROON GOONS

To take a step back from the dire topic of animal abuse and into the laughable topic of cartoonish cults, as Kevin Gibes has expressed giving his open and tactless nature, the tranch is keen to isolate its members from their families and make only other tranchers the single social safety net the members have, which is a standard cult recruitment tactic.

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But a majority of the tranch members aren't particularly interesting in terms of history (although many are due to their behavior), with Phillip Logue (Steampunk Penny or Penellope) and Paul Mendoza (Bonnie) being the exceptions. Starting with the leader, the tranch was first established by Phillip after undergoing his transition. However, leading up to its establishment, Phillip served in the military and fathered two children. He then abandoned the mother and his child to fulfill his absurd fantasy (starting with promptly cutting his testicles off) and presumably has not contacted nor supported them since. However, considering he admits to having tried grooming his four-year-old daughter to become trans, that may be for the best.

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As for the tranch's second-in-command, Paul, he owes a lot to his mother, especially given how the current tranch is in her name. However, Paul holds nothing but contempt for his mother and, as with other members of the tranch, has isolated himself from her, opting to discuss her in the most mechanical, disparaging, and emotionless ways possible. The only thing as disgusting as how Paul treats his own parents is his cooking skills and trigger discipline, as the former has anything not already burnt to charcoal made with an ungodly amount of grease and fat, while the latter is, to put it lightly, lacking. Notably, as visible in the video in the header, Paul decided to paint the trans flag onto his pistol's barrel, which will certainly give investigators quite a story to share when it's eventually used for manslaughter on an innocent local. Regardless, the poor storage and handling of his guns is often a reoccurring theme in any image where they are visible.

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There are other tranchers who will certainly come and go and occasionally be worth mentioning in passing when relevant. But in general, a majority of the amusement from tranch drama will often stem from these pair of knuckleheads.


TRANCH WARFARE

Between their clueless nature and brainless members, the most recent ordeal afflicting the tranch is the Tranch™ Warfare Saga©. Tranch Warfare had begun not too long after a fluff piece was aired on television, where the tranch soon claimed to have received death threats and the reporter who covered them got letters containing an "acidic powder" of some sort. However, the tranch both refused to publish the death threats nor approach the police with them, and have not confirmed what the "acidic powder" in the letters was. In general, authorities expressly tell receivers of death threats not to publicize them, so the tranch unquestionably either approached the police and became frustrated when they were told to stop sharing the death threats, or had not received death threats to begin with. As for the powder, it has been theorized, assuming if it was real to begin with, to perhaps be some form of powdered fruit due to the ridiculous nature of the scenario.

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Regardless if the threatening letters were fake, the fact the tranch saw fit to capitalize on such a tempting grifting opportunity is very real. Immediately after claiming to have received these threats, the tranch shared a link to a crowdfund for supplies, which instantly gained tens of thousands of dollars. Tantalized by this considerable haul, the tranch has since doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down on these threats, leading to events which not even the most bold of parodies could fathom penning. The tranch now claims an "alt-right" militia is currently rallying around their perimeter and are readying for a literal war. These still-unseen extremists have been allegedly caught sneaking onto their property (who the tranch did not shoot despite all their posturing with firearms) and, when one of the tranch's alpacas died from the freezing Colorado temperatures, the tranch claimed it was a sneak attack performed by a covert alpaca assassin.

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Emboldened by these events which are very real and actually happened you guys, seriously, stop laughing, the tranch has been stockpiling their defenses. Purchasing dozens of security cameras and hording an estimated 40,000 dollars worth of guns and ammo, the tranch seems ready to start a war with the surrounding community; presuming tensions on the tranch don't heat to the point they just wind up shooting each other, of course. The stupidity of this entire saga has escalated to the point where even overt supporters have started questioning the legitimacy of this farce.

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Between the chaos of the ranch, the neglect towards their animals, the lunacy of the tranchers, and the upcoming and highly-anticipated war, the only individuals set to benefit from it all seem to be the tranch's observers. While the suffering of their animals and neighbors is regretful to watch, at the very least, the self-destructive nature of the tranch and its inhabitants serves as a small positive admist the cacophony of nonsense.


INFORMATION
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
Penellope Logue at 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe CO 81252, phone #: (303)-261-7039
Etsy

Now this is what I come to this place for, goddamn what a glorious expose of tranny lunacy. Funny thing is that I recall there was an other one of these trann band camps a while ago, La Zorra or some similarly faggy name(I lurked here a while before joining). Anyone remember what became of that? IIRC, it got shutdown for some reason.

 

[deeman]

Why don't go the viking route and try and inhabit Greenland, there they can live for generations and ge... oh wait.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Found it in the big thread. Your right.
Champion gensets are cheap, loud, air cooled portable Chinese units. Designed for emergency or job site use. Also not very green in both emissions and fuel consumption. 3lbs of propane an hour at 50% load.
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You would think with all the gofundme gibs they would at least get a real genset. Watercooled that can last more then 6 months. The fuel savings alone would make it worth it.

This is the one thing they need to get water out of the ground for themselves and their 200++ animals. And they pick literally the cheapest, bare minimum thing that could grenade at any time.

Wait, are you saying that these retards are trying to run the whole Ranch with that thing? Like fucking seriously?
So how many days of the week are they sitting in the cold and dark exactly?

 

[flight of ideas]

Is "overinflated tires" the new "Stairs Muffin"?

It wasn’t even the tranch’s tires ffs.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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"I'm not sure how they fit on humans with soft skin"

What the fuck? Is it just me, or does this come across like some reptilian-alien trying to communicate with/pass as human? That's just downright weird/creepy phrasing. Then again, I'm not sure what I expected from people who melt down aluminum cans into shitty knives that look like a psycho killer made them.

lol 10 years from now and we'll actually have trans reptilians bitching about how low room temperature is Nazism.

Maybe its just their poor neighbors? Imagine being stuck living next door to these psychos?
You can see how close their house is in this pic.
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Edit: thats not even the closest house. the one in the other direction is only ~660 ft from their house.

Is it weird that the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was Kenshi?

 

[Spunt]

Now this is what I come to this place for, goddamn what a glorious expose of tranny lunacy. Funny thing is that I recall there was an other one of these trann band camps a while ago, La Zorra or some similarly faggy name(I lurked here a while before joining). Anyone remember what became of that? IIRC, it got shutdown for some reason.

Yeah it was "La Zorra", it was made by the TLL people in the Arizona desert somewhere. It didn't so much get "shut down" as it never really got going. Funnily enough, even trannies aren't crazy enough to get Brazen Bulled in a shipping container 50 miles from the nearest fresh water. Someone went up there and took pictures a couple of years ago, iirc all they found was an empty ketchup bottle.

Wait, are you saying that these retards are trying to run the whole Ranch with that thing? Like fucking seriously?
So how many days of the week are they sitting in the cold and dark exactly?

In the other thread we worked out that their generator puts out 4kW. Bear in mind that Kevin's gaming rig probably sucks up a quarter of that (he has three monitors, and I very much doubt he's the sort of guy who has just one graphics card) and Bonnie claims to have installed heating lamps in the Alpaca shed - those things consume about 200W each and one will just about keep a chicken coop warm so you'd need quite a few for Alpacaschwicz. Whatever's left after all that is all they have for everyone else's electronics (others have mentioned that Kev isn't the only one with a gaming rig though we don't have many details, and I've seen literal piles of 3-4 laptops in some of the photos they've taken), lighting, power tools, communication with the outside world and basically staying alive. I'm assuming they're using propane or fuel oil for heating and cooking but these are troons so who the fuck even knows.

 

[Ghostse]

Inspired by the Dr. Rumer Thread, I realized that Tranch's alpaca death camp just needs the right sort of branding, and made a quick mock up in Paint

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Flaming Carrot]

In regards to the people asking about why they picked alpaca instead of something actually worth their time, I believe the tranchers did a interview last year and one of them, probably Kevin, said that farming alpaca was "queer" or something along those lines. Cause a farm animal can totally be queer.

I mean it fits cause modern "queer" shit is a huge waste of time and money so which troon it was wasn't wrong.

I'm not sure if it's still the case, but alpacas are pretty notorious for just being an easy tax write off -

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fleecing-the-government-senator-targets-alpacas-as-tax-dodge/

https://archive.md/FXVj4

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'm not sure if it's still the case, but alpacas are pretty notorious for just being an easy tax write off -

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fleecing-the-government-senator-targets-alpacas-as-tax-dodge/

https://archive.md/FXVj4

Wouldn't really surprise me if that wasn't at least part of it. In their hormone-addled minds, they likely think paying taxes = paying for troon death camps.

 

[TurdFondler]

I love the reoccurring theme of troons moving off grid with no skills.

Getting a wind turbine working and charging a few lead acid cells is trivially easy to the point barely literate nig nogs can do it.

Heating with electricity off grid is bordering on brain damaged idiocy. Wood pellets, fuel oil or geothermal depending on the region are the only real answer. Wood pellets are cheap as fuck and efficient.

You could illuminate the entire tranch with a couple deep cycle cells and either solar or a turbine, keep the cells and alpacas warm with wood pellets and have a wind generator for trickle charging emergency cells or whatever.

But then again I'm not the kind of einstein that cripples myself with surgery then moves off grid and brings a gaming rig.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Inspired by the Dr. Rumer Thread, I realized that Tranch's alpaca death camp just needs the right sort of branding, and made a quick mock up in Paint

Spoiler: NSFW

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I swear to god, I'll never ever click on one of your apoiler links again. NSFW isn't enough, this spoilertag need a biohazard warning too. JFC.

Yeah it was "La Zorra", it was made by the TLL people in the Arizona desert somewhere. It didn't so much get "shut down" as it never really got going. Funnily enough, even trannies aren't crazy enough to get Brazen Bulled in a shipping container 50 miles from the nearest fresh water. Someone went up there and took pictures a couple of years ago, iirc all they found was an empty ketchup bottle.



In the other thread we worked out that their generator puts out 4kW. Bear in mind that Kevin's gaming rig probably sucks up a quarter of that (he has three monitors, and I very much doubt he's the sort of guy who has just one graphics card) and Bonnie claims to have installed heating lamps in the Alpaca shed - those things consume about 200W each and one will just about keep a chicken coop warm so you'd need quite a few for Alpacaschwicz. Whatever's left after all that is all they have for everyone else's electronics (others have mentioned that Kev isn't the only one with a gaming rig though we don't have many details, and I've seen literal piles of 3-4 laptops in some of the photos they've taken), lighting, power tools, communication with the outside world and basically staying alive. I'm assuming they're using propane or fuel oil for heating and cooking but these are troons so who the fuck even knows.

I just checked Zillow and they have heaters and also a wood stove in the building and also a propane tank on the property. Assuming the heaters still work and the propane tank is filled.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I swear to god, I'll never ever click on one of your apoiler links again. NSFW isn't enough, this spoilertag need a biohazard warning too. JFC.

I just checked Zillow and they have heaters and also a wood stove in the building and also a propane tank on the property. Assuming the heaters still work and the propane tank is filled.

>wood stove
Pretty sure those have to be cleaned properly just like fireplace chimneys. These tards are going to set their house on fire if they keep using it.

 

[Ghostse]

I swear to god, I'll never ever click on one of your apoiler links again. NSFW isn't enough, this spoilertag need a biohazard warning too. JFC.

If its any consolation I had to look at it long enough to make it.

 

[SeventhSwell]

Inspired by the Dr. Rumer Thread, I realized that Tranch's alpaca death camp just needs the right sort of branding, and made a quick mock up in Paint

Spoiler: NSFW

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thanks, that was really enlightening to see while eating my breakfast very inspiring

 

[surprisemfka]

The worst part of the right losing the culture war is we get this instead of proper trap harems. What a shame.

What could have been

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

>wood stove
Pretty sure those have to be cleaned properly just like fireplace chimneys. These tards are going to set their house on fire if they keep using it.

Well, as long as they stay inside a burning house keeps them warm. I'll show myself out.