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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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batman is BLEEDING gotham dry!
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Guess mistress hasn't pressured anyone to take it down. I'm not sure what to do from here without cow tipping, and Mr. Gramlich doesn't need to be bothered by internet tards nor does the police department. Are arrest and complaints public in Colorado?

Edit: a cursory search shows that Gramlich doesn't have any social media aside from a linkedin. He's been posting articles for his job at the Sentinel about health and safety recently, the kind of behavior I don't exactly expect from a fascist but perhaps he doesn't care for online interaction with his real name and I don't blame him.

Every time I read "fascist" or "right winged" I replace it with "Jew" to gauge how deranged the tenacious unicorn gang sounds (spoiler: very).
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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Someone should really tell them that the heaviest armor they can get is only rated for .30-06, and even then it's gonna shatter their ribs and leave them neutralized. Let alone what long-range magnums and old stopping rifles the locals have
If I saw it right they're using those shitty plates and cheap carriers without any soft body armour or other padding. They're practically asking for broken ribs or internal bleeding if they're serious about combat - which I don't think they are.
 

s0mbra

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I've been following kevie since before he had his own thread.
I leave for like 3 days and I'm already like 10 pages behind and now the whole ass ranch has a thread of their very own.
Can these niggers calm down for like, a day and a half so I can catch up :story:
 

Dr. Henry Armitage

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If I saw it right they're using those shitty plates and cheap carriers without any soft body armour or other padding. They're practically asking for broken ribs or internal bleeding if they're serious about combat - which I don't think they are.
Of course they don't care about actual combat, they're insane larping troons. They think nazis are sneaking on the ranch and over inflating their tires. They just want to walk around and feel powerful.

What's the likelihood of ATF showing up and this turning into another Waco?
I'm giving it 50/50 odds they end up shooting an innocent person and claim he was a Kiwifarms Nazi and the feds drop the hammer on troonwalker ranch. Or they end up getting so paranoid they start shooting each other before the feds get there.
 
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Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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What's the likelihood of ATF showing up and this turning into another Waco?

Not all that high, their weapons are all legally held as far as anyone knows. If there's going to be authorities shooting the place up, it's more likely that a warrant for someone's arrest (especially if they kerbstomp another woman or point their guns at someone in town) will result in Penis going full ACAB and causing a siege that a SWAT team has to end.
 

Shovel Mech Pilot

Backhoe Firestarter
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What's the likelihood of ATF showing up and this turning into another Waco?

I think it's actually not that far-fetched. These guys are becoming more paranoid by the day, and seem convinced that literal fascists are stalking their perimeter at night and trying to kill them. Given their steadily-increasing extremist rhetoric, it's only a matter of time before they start brandishing weapons at locals or even taking "warning shots" at them. They seem to have abandoned the alpaca pretense completely and are now focusing solely on guns, ammo, and body armor. When law enforcement shows up to investigate, they will probably take that as a sign that the fascists are making their move because of course all police are fascists. Then you get Waco 2.0, except this time the government will have been justified.
 

Brussels Sprout

Call any vegetable
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Genderism is a fundamentalist faith which demands much sacrifice in the form of cock flayings and teetus deletus. Seriously though, "trans women are sacred" is a popular phrase among some troon handmaiden orgs and it wouldn't be surprising at all to see a tranny org go for tax-exempt status as a religious organization. It'd be a grift upgrade!

There was David Warfield aka 'Dana Rivers' who murdered a lesbian couple and their son then set their garage on fire. It got zero press because bad optics for the oh-so-oppressed.

You're new here, eh?
I'm sorta familiar with the Dana Rivers case, I was thinking of that when I said "nobody gives a fuck about the lesbians". The Angela Dawson thread is... illuminating. I realize violent trannies are honestly a dime a dozen and media/the public tend to sheepishly look the other way on this stuff. And no offense but terrible tranny behavior out of Canada no longer counts lol they are truly cucked by girldick and will never punish one for anything.

My post before though was specifically me postulating on the fallout of some shade of active shooter situation in the USA starring a male troon. One that garners a lot of attention in real time, makes headlines, and has people asking "who would do such a thiiiiing!?". It feels like it would take something that dire to get anybody to so much as glance at the reality of the trans narrative. There already was This female to male school shooter in Colorado who's going to jail for life and fucking nobody says a God damn thing about it. Also, everything refers to her with male pronouns which is just fucking gay. At least they sent this one away for life, but it seems like there's tons of repeat offenders just wandering around. I dont even know what's going on with Dana Rivers currently as REALLY nobody talks about that.

TLDR if the Tranch organizes themselves into a rainbow militia to take out the ebul conservatives, probably no one will hear about it except us. Twitter will act like it's an eMpOwErEd GuRlGaNg beating up rednecks!! Yass kweens!!
 

NyQuilninja

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I think it's actually not that far-fetched. These guys are becoming more paranoid by the day, and seem convinced that literal fascists are stalking their perimeter at night and trying to kill them. Given their steadily-increasing extremist rhetoric, it's only a matter of time before they start brandishing weapons at locals or even taking "warning shots" at them. They seem to have abandoned the alpaca pretense completely and are now focusing solely on guns, ammo, and body armor. When law enforcement shows up to investigate, they will probably take that as a sign that the fascists are making their move because of course all police are fascists. Then you get Waco 2.0, except this time the government will have been justified.
Oh I can see it now on CNN stunning brave trans women and alpacas. Fight off the fascist evil trump supporters and government
 
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Letora

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I think it's actually not that far-fetched. These guys are becoming more paranoid by the day, and seem convinced that literal fascists are stalking their perimeter at night and trying to kill them. Given their steadily-increasing extremist rhetoric, it's only a matter of time before they start brandishing weapons at locals or even taking "warning shots" at them. They seem to have abandoned the alpaca pretense completely and are now focusing solely on guns, ammo, and body armor. When law enforcement shows up to investigate, they will probably take that as a sign that the fascists are making their move because of course all police are fascists. Then you get Waco 2.0, except this time the government will have been justified.
Mass hysteria is certainly a documented and interesting thing, and one leader tranny having paranoid schizophrenic ideas could possibly spread to the other mentally ill folx living there, even if they wouldn't normally think such things.
 

mr.moon1488

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What's the likelihood of ATF showing up and this turning into another Waco?
Low, but the odds of them popping off shots at some other rancher in the area, and starting a boogaloo with state police is pretty high. They've already said "they pull night security" so all it would really take is for some rancher to go through their property at night looking for a horse that bolted or something.
 

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I think it's actually not that far-fetched. These guys are becoming more paranoid by the day, and seem convinced that literal fascists are stalking their perimeter at night and trying to kill them. Given their steadily-increasing extremist rhetoric, it's only a matter of time before they start brandishing weapons at locals or even taking "warning shots" at them. They seem to have abandoned the alpaca pretense completely and are now focusing solely on guns, ammo, and body armor. When law enforcement shows up to investigate, they will probably take that as a sign that the fascists are making their move because of course all police are fascists. Then you get Waco 2.0, except this time the government will have been justified.
These guys are primed to take a shot at somebody. If they reacted to the 4th of July parade by carrying rifles into town, I have zero doubts they are willing to shoot at a "suspicious" car. These are exactly the sort of people who shouldn't have guns. Hormones change the way you react to the world and will absolutely make you irrational. I have a really bad feeling about how this is going to end.
 

Shovel Mech Pilot

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These guys are primed to take a shot at somebody. If they reacted to the 4th of July parade by carrying rifles into town, I have zero doubts they are willing to shoot at a "suspicious" car. These are exactly the sort of people who shouldn't have guns. Hormones change the way you react to the world and will absolutely make you irrational. I have a really bad feeling about how this is going to end.

It's a toxic mix of mentally unstable people coupled with a persecution delusion and a group culture that encourages and celebrates an extremist response to that persecution delusion. It's only going to get worse, and their various troubles - and obvious insolvency - isn't going to convince them to just go home. It will only strengthen their resolve to fight the fascists and they will get more desperate as they continue to spiral downwards. This drama has replaced Yaniv as my drama of choice, since this one is going to get real in a huge way.

Mass hysteria is certainly a documented and interesting thing, and one leader tranny having paranoid schizophrenic ideas could possibly spread to the other mentally ill folx living there, even if they wouldn't normally think such things.

Especially because they use cult-like tactics to keep people under their thumb. If your only support network is the cult and they might kick you out if you disagree, there is tremendous psychological pressure to accept whatever they say.
 

KooksandFreaks

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And if they've been up all night, who has been doing the grueling work of maintaining the farm during the day? Gee Penny, maybe that's why your animals are dropping dead.
The general consensus is that alpacas require 60 pounds of hay daily per 20 animals. Mineral supplements are also essential. Grain is usually necessary in pregnant/lactating females or in colder climates.

If the Tenacious Unicorn herd is 200 head that means - every single day - 600 pounds of hay, plus assorted dietary supplements with consideration to individual animals, plus a constant source of fresh, clean water that does not freeze over.

Add to that various and sundry other routine maintenance concerns like deworming and vaccinations, pasture upkeep, appropriate fencing, responsible husbandry, shearing, finding buyers for the fiber, careful record-keeping and you got yourself a full-time job! One that actually COSTS considerable sums of money to do properly.

Seems very unlikely the tranchers are doing even the bare minimum necessary to keep their herd healthy. It would not surprise me at all if we start to see innocent TU alpacas being "assassinated” by local right-wing death squads in ever-increasing numbers.
 

GreeneCoDeputy

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Someone should really tell them that the heaviest armor they can get is only rated for .30-06, and even then it's gonna shatter their ribs and leave them neutralized. Let alone what long-range magnums and old stopping rifles the locals have
Real men women wear their plates without the Kevlar inserts or a level III vest underneath.

Only pussies are afraid of ceramic fragments getting embedded in their flesh while the kinetic energy of the strike transfers directly into their skeleton and organs.
 

Banditotron

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Real men women wear their plates without the Kevlar inserts or a level III vest underneath.

Only pussies are afraid of ceramic fragments getting embedded in their flesh while the kinetic energy of the strike transfers directly into their skeleton and organs.
Fuck it just duct tape some clay pigeons to your chest and call it a day
 

Spunt

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This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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(Apologies if there are problems with the images here, I'm having big issues with attachments for some reason, I think xenforo is saving image files as webp but using a .jpg extension so they can't be re-uploaded. Some of these I've had to take screenshots to be able to upload because direct linking to the files on the other thread doesn't embed the images properly).

Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. CORRECTION: I was getting him mixed up with Jen/Norintha, who we almost never hear anything from or about (Maybe he's chained up in the basement. Maybe he's into that shit. Bring out the gimp.). He has been living on the Tranch since about late last summer. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean42 account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest (every single trancher we've looked into so far has wealthy parents because of course they do) and owns a 100-acre property in Texas (3 times the size of the Tranch, lol). His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. He's like the platonic ideal of the spoiled, entitled rage-fuelled failson of a successful family whose entire life is dedicated to "fuck you, dad" in an attempt to deflect the blame for his own massive life failures. Place your bets, people!

(Edited to fix a couple of factual errors and make this post a bit clearer.)
 
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