The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[horrorfan89]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

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Also have some more exact confirmation of arrivals and departures of the temp tranchers, so have updated their cards accordingly.
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Spoiler: Sources.

6.9.20 - Josie arrives
7.10.20 - Daisy arrives
30.7.20 - ikksnay leaves

Final visual is a timeline of residents at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It's hideous because so are they.
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In the special needs group picture, I think the person to Sky's left is Winter/@deathpigeon.

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland, whose quick bio is very apt in more ways than one...
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Oh those would look great with a set of Chris's autistic shit fic card game

 

[lolwut]

Because the ATF relaxed that restriction years ago and no one gave a damn even before then anyway. They have about 2,000 agents to cover an entire country, you gotta pick your battles and going after people who are shouldering braces is so damn low on the totem pole of things to give a shit about.

Personally, I think they just got tired of getting letters like this.

 

[White Devil]

Personally, I think they just got tired of getting letters like this.

Should have seen the one they got over the Tac Sac.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

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Also have some more exact confirmation of arrivals and departures of the temp tranchers, so have updated their cards accordingly.
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Spoiler: Sources.

6.9.20 - Josie arrives
7.10.20 - Daisy arrives
30.7.20 - ikksnay leaves

Final visual is a timeline of residents at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It's hideous because so are they.
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In the special needs group picture, I think the person to Sky's left is Winter/@deathpigeon.

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland, whose quick bio is very apt in more ways than one...
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Even though he was a short timer I"m really hoping for a return of Anarchowhore, Jarod Defarari now using the handle SofieUnique on Twitter. Since leaving him and ButchBloc, Leslie Johnson went to Portland and were both arrested on election day. Leslie's charges were dropped but Jarod is facing 5 felonies. They have since broken up with mutual accusations of abuse but Leslie seems to have been more welcomed into PDX circles. Jarod has been homeless and in a spectacular downward spiral. Even posting deranged gun pics yesterday. Jarod just may be the spark the tranch needs.

 

[knobslobbin]

I was watching the latest MATI stream today and was amazed at how much knowledge of troon culture has been painstakingly pieced together here on the farms to make the tranch accessible to your common internet voyeur.

Worldwide this site is probably home to the top 100 troonologists that ever lived.

Godspeed.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So when I was listening to the MATI stream today, I heard the words 'Rent'.

They are renting that land.

They destroyed it.

I think the landowner could potentially sue them for an action in waste or nuisance for their destruction of the land.

They don't even own the land they're obliterating I'm sickened.

But maybe they did buy it based on later statements? Either way fuck em

 

[noco]

So when I was listening to the MATI stream today, I heard the words 'Rent'.
They are renting that land.
They destroyed it.
I think the landowner could potentially sue them for an action in waste or nuisance for their destruction of the land.
They don't even own the land they're obliterating I'm sickened.

At 1:26:30 on the MATI stream Null says that Bonnie's Mom owns the land.

A Denver Post article refers to Penny Logue being the owner of the ranch. [Denver Post article archive]

 

[Sheryl Nome]

At 1:26:30 on the MATI stream Null says that Bonnie's Mom owns the land.

Ok so they're renting from their mom I assume then.

yeah but you killed moviebob

he was a cuck

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Ok so they're renting from their mom I assume then.

Kevin and Jen pay rent, as has been noted in the thread a couple of times.

Bonnie's mom is a co-signer so if/when BonBon and Penny go AWOL she'll be on the hook, but they don't pay rent for the property.

EDIT: Also forgot to note, I believe Bonners went no-contact with his mom a bit ago because she's supposedly a raging narc monster so he definitely isn't handing her rent.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Kevin and Jen pay rent, as has been noted in the thread a couple of times.

Bonnie's mom is a co-signer so if/when BonBon and Penny go AWOL she'll be on the hook, but they don't pay rent for the property.

EDIT: Also forgot to note, I believe Bonners went no-contact with his mom a bit ago because she's supposedly a raging narc monster so he definitely isn't handing her rent.

God this is a convoluted mess then

As expected from the tranch, impressive.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

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That's not gay, its garrish. A gay gun would be fashionable or at leasr coordinate with the rest of the outfit, armor included.

What you have got there is one of them there colliding playskool pony set, popular with adult littles and autists across the nation. It ain't gay or queer unless you mean in the derageratory degenerate sense, which isn't very gay positive of BonBon. I said it once and I'll say it again: color blindness happens more often in males than females.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I was watching the latest MATI stream today and was amazed at how much knowledge of troon culture has been painstakingly pieced together here on the farms to make the tranch accessible to your common internet voyeur.

Worldwide this site is probably home to the top 100 troonologists that ever lived.

Godspeed.

Bless the troonologists, they should be paid handsomely for wading through filth for us yet they do it for free.

 

[Revo]

New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

Furries /Scallies

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I can't shake the sorrowful image of one of these stunning and brave alpaca farmers, discovering yet another of their prematurely-shorn livestock dead from cold, and then secretly shaving off what remains of its fleece in an attempt to raise the money to purchase a new Transformer toy.

The Incas had a god called Urcuchillay who is said to take the form of llama. May he watch over these poor, neglected animals.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Shrek and Pajeet had their worthless plot of land where they were going to make a self sustaining tranny compound straight out of Borderlands.

Where would they live? What would the "species" of troons be and how would they evolve? And also what weapon would be best to dispatch them?

/borderlands sperg

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

Where's Earl's card, dammit?!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Tranch : Black Version

Twitter : https://twitter.com/BlkHmmrTimes/status/1389229760392409095

Archive : https://archive.md/mmXzN

Comments:

 

[SIGSEGV]

Tranch : Black Version

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Twitter : https://twitter.com/BlkHmmrTimes/status/1389229760392409095

Archive : https://archive.md/mmXzN

If this ends up doing even slightly better than the tranch, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

 

[Gone Ham]

I hope to god there’s a fucking battle between the Boyz in the Mountainz vs the Tranch

 

[Orc Peon]

Half of that twitter thread is people spamming donation links. Their gogriftme game might surpass the Tranch, but they use race baiting and I'm optimistic at best that won't get them far.