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[Old Fart]

Eventually Kevin, yes the Tranch's Kevin, and a dude an active warrant and criminal history moved out to the shipping container. Meth Tranny hated Kevin's lazy ass so much that he threatened to kill him after like a week and I think it was only two weeks before Kevin had his mom drive out and rescue him. I may have been as long as a month, but Meth Tranny's patience quickly wore thin. The hopes of a tranny concentration camp left with him when he disappeared.

I don't think that was Kevin. Rather, it was Jane Smith/Brandi Kitty Frey, the Bearded Troon. Her matey was James Brian Marsaw/Brino Roxx who had a chequered past and was likely hiding from the law. Also as stable as a vial of nitroglycerine balancing on a church tower. Their dispute was over use of the solar cells for gaming + a CPAP machine vs. a laptop and reading light all night.

They were the last known inhabitants to have had the honour of meeting with the Lost Skillet.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't think that was Kevin. Rather, it was Jane Smith/Brandi Kitty Frey, the Bearded Troon. Her matey was James Brian Marsaw/Brino Roxx who had a chequered past and was likely hiding from the law. Also as stable as a vial of nitroglycerine balancing on a church tower. Their dispute was over use of the solar cells for gaming + a CPAP machine vs. a laptop and reading light all night.

They were the last known inhabitants to have had the honour of meeting with the Lost Skillet.

You are correct. I thought there was Transofrmer related spergery surrounding the one who got chased away, but I was misremembering. It's hard for me to keep all these troons straight sometime. It's all so tiresome.

 

[glib]

It's hard for me to keep all these troons straight sometime.

It's too bad you don't literally have that power. That would save a lot of lives.

 

[Ghostse]

Side note:
A lot of PDs are instructing their officers now to look around in the immediate area (e.g. parked cars, behind dumpsters) when responding to a suspected deliberately set fire because it's not uncommon to find the arsonist masturbating within eyeshot of the fire.

Alright, which one of you motherfuckers been snitching to the police?

 

[glib]

I'm sorry @mr.moon1488 i had to do this.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Wakonda is now building settlements in the US. I wonder if they will licence some of that technology they have.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakonda,_South_Dakota

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waconda,_Oregon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wauconda,_Illinois

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wauconda,_Washington

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I see that the mountain niggers are far more based than their lowlands cousins. I sincerely wish them the best, cause there is some potential there.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I see that the mountain niggers are far more based than their lowlands cousins. I sincerely wish them the best, cause there is some potential there.

Potential for Ruby Ridge 2: Glowie Boogaloo?

 

[Neko GF]

New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

 

[glib]

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

Enclave Farms run by Joshua Henry Moon

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

No idea. The Farms is a neutral organization dedicated to chronicling the lives (and sometimes deaths) of various lolcows, which would be somewhat in line with the Followers of the Apocalypse - but in this installment the Followers would be fractured between the Amholepocalypse - Kev - and Alpacalypse - Troon Boone - branches.

Could be changed to the Brotherhood of Kiwi, there are some similarities I suppose.
And here Earl's Klan would be the good side, trying to protect the population of Westcliffe from the deranged trannies of the New Troonorado Republic

Enclave Farms run by Joshua Henry Moon

And this too could work.

 

[Jump]

I don't want it to fail, but I will be shocked if it ever even approaches Tranch levels.

They are already going to be ahead of the Tranch on Day 1. Why? Because they don't have 200+ animals to feed and care for.
BlackHammerTown could hire a helicopter and have it air drop KFC and grape drink in every single day and it would still be less of a waste then the tranch.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They are already going to be ahead of the Tranch on Day 1. Why? Because they don't have 200+ animals to feed and care for.

How close are they? Can they stage raids?

I know almost nothing about Amerind traditions, but I'm pretty sure I remember that horse raids are an accepted tradition and/or rite of passage.

Option two: the troons send them off a hundred head of alpacas in a show of "solidarity," basically like smallpox blanket DIY kits.

 

[break these cuffs]

They are already going to be ahead of the Tranch on Day 1. Why? Because they don't have 200+ animals to feed and care for.
BlackHammerTown could hire a helicopter and have it air drop KFC and grape drink in every single day and it would still be less of a waste then the tranch.

I'm not sure prices in CO, but Hammer Time probably has enough money in their gofraudme to get an appropriately seized well and spetic dug if they can actually find someone to come do it. Those companies don't like driving to fuck all nowhere only to have their trucks get stuck. I predict tents, a winnebago or two, and maybe some quonset huts. The Tranch started with more and has the ability to raise far more money than Hammer Time does.

 

[Neko GF]

Our good friend, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg has contacted the wonderful Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. (Thread)

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[Lovecraft's Cat]

Our good friend, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg has contacted the wonderful Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. (Thread)

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It begins

 

[Gone Ham]

Our good friend, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg has contacted the wonderful Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. (Thread)

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NO FUCKING WAY

 

[White Devil]

The cow crossover to end all cow crossovers.

 

[Gone Ham]

Tom moving into the tranch, however unlikely, would be amazing

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]