About the only feminine thing about these men is how they hold a gun and their stance.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!
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They misspelled unicorn lol
Their product descriptions and titles are an inconsistent mess. You can go check for yourself, this title where they couldn't even pick between "percent" and "%" is a perfect example of what I mean
Btw, can someone who knows more about yarn than me explain what "4z" is supposed to mean/confirm that it doesn't mean anything (I assume they were trying to say it's #4 ie medium/worsted weight yarn)?
Bonus: neopronouns, because they're not real words
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Catering to women is getting too fancy for them. This is what peak sisterhood looks like.
Saying "mens sizes" as opposed to unisex sure was a choice, eh?
curse of strahd, players handbook, sword coast adventurer's guide, dungeon master's guide, volo's guide to monsters, don't know the last two, but would guess monster manual on the one blocked from sight.
What's this, D&D books, an actual appropriate pass time for a bunch of people living in the middle of nowhere.
Nevermind, just remembered the tweet about running a game for kids at a library, these are just props for grooming.
What's this, D&D books, an actual appropriate pass time for a bunch of people living in the middle of nowhere.
Nevermind, just remembered the tweet about running a game for kids at a library, these are just props for grooming.
That lamb looks absolutely miserable.Website is up
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They even used the Puking Lamb picture
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How fitting that the people who created the site with the intent of coaxing buyers to support their sole means of livelihood have a worse attention to detail than the people mocking them.
Are they running Curse of Strahd for a group of kids in a library? (For those who don't know, it's a gothic horror module that has incest, cannibalism, and child sacrifice just in the optional opening chapter. It's also way too long and convoluted for a drop-in group, but that's a separate issue.)
If I recall, one of the trancheros, and I wanna say Josie, was trying to lead a youth DnD group in town. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, I'm phone posting and too lazy to backtrack.
How long do we think it'll take for the tranch to get harassed by an angry, transphobic parent who finds weird texts from the DnD DM?
They will have no use for Tommy if they already have a permaculture person.
They need him to be an enforcer in order to make sure the animals don't get unruly
Think about it, they're running an Alpaca/dog death camp, so they need someone to keep the prisoners in line. Tommy is the perfect man for the job. Their already starving animals will now live in perpetual fear of buttrape, just like in any truly functioning prison. Thus, they can effectively smother the alpaca revolt in the cradle. By allowing their spirits to be broken by TR Oberleutnant Tommy W., the Troonwitz camp will continue to operate smoothly into the coming years.
Oberfuhrer Phill will pride himself on the increase in efficiency, and metals would be shared all around.
Garbage tier just like everything else they do.Website is up
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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a queer safe haven dedicated creating a self sustainable future for LGBTQIA+ people
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L O fuckin L. They used those half-assed snapshots of Penny wearing the tees amid piles of crap as their product shots.
"This T-shirt design was suggested by one of our guards and fully realized by BonezTeeth https://twitter.com/BonezTeeth". [Archive]
Kiwis that speculated Kevin helped design that shirt were wildly optimistic it turns out.
The face of the Alpaca Rape Shed:
"This T-shirt design was suggested by one of our guards and fully realized by BonezTeeth https://twitter.com/BonezTeeth". [Archive]
Kiwis that speculated Kevin helped design that shirt were wildly optimistic it turns out.
The face of the Alpaca Rape Shed:
Nice to know you're into us too Josie.
What bugs me the most is the inconsistency. One of these is a selfie which is terrible to showcase product, you want a nice frontal shot of someone wearing it...which is what the anarchy alpaca shirt's pic contains. Why not just do that for both? It's not like there just wasn't anybody around to take a quick picture of Penny wearing that logo shirt from the front. Kevin's always there and I'm sure even he can spare the 30 seconds it takes to do this. For fuck's sake. They can't do anything right.
Wait is the Tranch anywhere near New Wakanda?
We don't know where Hammer Time is located. There is a theory that they're just squatting BLM land and might just be straight scamming.
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I know next to nothing about yarn or fabrics in general but from what I can tell 4z is probably supposed to be 4 oz, I assume referring to a 4 ounce skein of yarn.
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