The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[Ponchik]

first it was the o.k. corral... then it was ruby ridge, then it was waco, then it was bunkerville, and soon it'll be the tranch. boy the times sure are-a-changin'

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

These retards practice no firearm safety and buy shit weapons.

 

[Absolon]

The real trench warfare is going down in the one surgically created between their legs, where bacteria and white blood cells vie for control of their circulatory system.

 

[Sintharia]

Holy shit, the sheer insanity of this whole thing. How do you go posting about your animals dying to entirely preventable circumstances, and people just hand-wave it like “Oh, that happens”?

Lou would absolutely fit right in with these people, in terms of sheer insanity. But he’d probably pitch a fit at being expected to work.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Great OP @0 1 ! What's with troons leaving their animals outside to freeze to death? Same thing happened to Brianna wu's dog. Same with the animals being dirty. Noticing a pattern here.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I can't wait to see what the spend the donations during the raid on.

Easy: more weapons because Bonny and Penny get off on them, bucketloads of terrible food, and Kevin's toy collection and new streaming rig. Kevin is a kept woman, after all.

About 10% will go to some second-hand trailers they'll set up outside to house trans slave labour volunteers.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

That was me.

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I had to double check to see if I edited the awful teeth in the original, but they're real.

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" *points to crotch*

 

[AmpleApricots]

Great OP @0 1 ! What's with troons leaving their animals outside to freeze to death? Same thing happened to Brianna wu's dog. Same with the animals being dirty. Noticing a pattern here.

Narcissists lack empathy and don't care about other living things.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Dude didn't fall out of the ugly tree, the tree itself beat his ass with every branch it had.

Yet another act of trans violence from jikkie rolling

 

[Scented Candle]

That's about the outcome I would expect out of a trans ethnostate

 

[Fausto]

That was me.

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I had to double check to see if I edited the awful teeth in the original, but they're real.

Oh God that should be the top cover for the Big Book of British Smiles

 

[LordOdin]

Will we get a tiger king bull shit documentary called "tranny ranch"

 

[Banworld]

The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who will the first to kill an alpaca and hide in the corpse?

 

[AltisticRight]

Somehow something gayer than Ram Ranch exists, and it wasn't an AFPAC convention.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.

Amortan Hole (not a dick but worse)

 

[Banditotron]

I really really really want to see what would happen if they were put in a situation where they had to provide evidence of the secret alt right ninjas terrorizing them

 

[Cool Spot]

Holy shit, the sheer insanity of this whole thing. How do you go posting about your animals dying to entirely preventable circumstances, and people just hand-wave it like “Oh, that happens”?

Lou would absolutely fit right in with these people, in terms of sheer insanity. But he’d probably pitch a fit at being expected to work.

Kevin and Jen get away with doing no work and basically are holed up in bed all day Tweeting or writing Islamic coomer shit or playing Overwatch and using most of the Tranch's generated energy on their extravagant gaming rigs. I know Kevin is one of Penny's sex pets and is also a little, and is basically a paying tenant who doesn't clean up after himself as part of his pedophile LARP shtick. I think Jen might be another one of Penny's troon harem, but I'm not 100% sure.

Oh God that should be the top cover for the Big Book of British Smiles

Penny wins the award for "most British-looking person who isn't actually British."

 

[Jewthulhu]

One thing that wasn't well covered by the OP, what's the relationship between the tranch members look like? Is there a lot of drama between its members or does the ever-present threat of their own delusions the fascist militia keep things fairly cohesive?

 

[Slap47]

Great OP @0 1 ! What's with troons leaving their animals outside to freeze to death? Same thing happened to Brianna wu's dog. Same with the animals being dirty. Noticing a pattern here.

Your standard upper middle class people that view animals as fashion accessories and blindly follow fads.